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Chris: [''Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song''] | Chris: [''Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song''] | ||
Guy: | Guy: You don't want him to know? | ||
Girl: Which is understandable, really. [''laughs like Elmer Fudd''] | Girl: [''Inaudible''] Which is understandable, really. [''laughs like Elmer Fudd''] | ||
Chris: [''Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!''] | Chris: [''Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!''] | ||
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Girl: [''Laughs''] | Girl: [''Laughs''] | ||
Chris: [''In a southern accent''] | Chris: [''In a southern accent''] Star power, baby! | ||
Girl: Yep. | Girl: Yep. | ||
Revision as of 21:08, 18 November 2009
Chris hangs out with his gal-pal Scarlet again.
Chris Draws Sonichu
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[Chris is kneeling down in front of a chalkboard wall, where he draws Sonichu's head in yellow chalk. He draws a (c) under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing his name and something illegible beneath it. He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]
Girl: Okay, lemme take a picture.
Chris Fires Away
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[Some asshole in the background is doing a mediocre job of singing Pat Benetar's "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"]
Girl: Oh, God....
Chris: I'm playing guitar right now.
Girl: [Laughs]
Guy: Next time you should bring your boyfriend.
Girl: That might be a... bad idea.
Chris: [Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song]
Guy: You don't want him to know?
Girl: [Inaudible] Which is understandable, really. [laughs like Elmer Fudd]
Chris: [Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!]
Guy: We got the guitarist right here, everybody! We got the guitarist!
Girl: [Laughs and cheers]
[After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close]
Girl: Chris!
[The one and only creator of the Sonichu franchise finally sits his shameless ass down]
Girl: [Laughs]
Chris: [In a southern accent] Star power, baby!
Girl: Yep.
Chris Needs Females
| “ | All female hands on me! | ” |
Transcript
Chris: All female hands on me!
Girl: [laughs]
Girl: So, how does the drink taste?
Chris: [sighs] It—it's good.
Girl: Good?
Chris: Delicious.