Chris's Big Night Out II

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Chris hangs out with his gal-pal Scarlet again.

Chris Draws Sonichu

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[Chris is kneeling down in front of a chalkboard wall, where he draws Sonichu's head in yellow chalk. He draws a (c) under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing "Christian W Chandler is a nice and good man". He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]

Girl: Okay, lemme take a picture.

Chris Fires Away

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[Some asshole in the background is doing a mediocre job of singing Pat Benetar's "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"]

Girl: Oh, God....

Chris: I'm praying Guitar Hero!

Girl: [Laughs]

Guy: So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend?

Girl: That might be a... bad idea.

Chris: [Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song]

Guy: You don't want him to know?

Girl: He wouldn't take it real well.

Guy: Huh?

Girl: He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [laughs like Elmer Fudd]

Chris: [Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!]

Guy: We got the guitarist right here, everybody! We got the guitarist!

Girl: [Laughs and cheers]

[After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close]

Girl: Chris!

[The one and only creator of the Sonichu franchise finally sits his shameless ass down]

Girl: [Laughs]

Chris: [In a southern accent] Star power, baby!

Girl: Yep.

Chris Needs Females

All female hands on me!

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Chris: All female hands on me!

Girl: [laughs]

Girl: So, how does the drink taste?

Chris: [sighs] It—it's good.

Girl: Good?

Chris: Delicious.