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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
hello this is
 
hello this is sanchu in the body of
[''Chris is sitting at a desk in his room with the camera on it, showing him from his shoulders up.'']
mama christine weston chandler sonichu
 
okay chris chancellor
Kmm, hello, this is... Hello! This is Sonichu in... [''takes off glasses for dramatic effect''] the body of mama, Christine Weston Chander Sonichu, Ok, Chris-Chan Sonichu... anyway, I am recording this, as a video will, with my Rosey-Rosechu standing next to me, for in the [[ego|oca-]] for in the event, anything happens to me, [''points at himself''] in this, one body, that belongs to mama Chris-Chan, if anything happens, including, the very likely fooo, [[Dimensional_Merge|vanish from this dimension]], this body and me? And, this house gets left behind, and, anything else that happen- that transpires in this timeline, before the timeline changes, I wish to hereby, bequeath, all my remaining posse- all- of the remaining possessions between mine- and mama's that are in, and aro- this household, a- within the area of this [[Chris_and_religion|Temple]], I relinquish all- I will relinquish all that, t0- Megan Kathleen Ringo, who lives in the state of, Washington [''Nervously licks his lips'']... so, simply, she will- simply, sh- had to be sure to come, to help, sort things out, and shf- if she feels like it she can [[debt|move in]] and hep- as well, but that's a whole 'nother thing. That's a FAN going gle-gle-gle-gle-gle-gle the air conditioner just died out, so [''biggest shrug possible''] I had to take that as a sign, uh, anyway- aside from that, um, also, another note- that's set, but I would also- like to- also- help out around the house, who lives here within the state of Virginia, one, Kevin Fairchild, who lives in [[Dox|Fisherfield]], I'd like him to- [[Barbara]]! You're gonna [[ego#Entitlement|let him]] move in! You're gonna let him move in, he gonna help you with any remaining things, and artefacts within this house. And, Megan you'll have to work with him as well, he's very genuine, very kind, I believe you both will get along very well. And this, will definitely work out because you know me, I'm going, into C-197 [''Points to C-197''], our alternate dimension, and I'm gonna end up, uh, powering up this body [''Forgetting he's pretending to be Sonichu''], unlocking its- all of its alternate forms, and everything, ahm, you know me I'm a little bit [''Shrugs right shoulder suggestively''] this BRAIN IS SO DISORGANISED!!! [''Potentially realising that he's forgotten to be Sonichu, blaming it on the [[Chris's room|clutter and hoarding]] in his brain, and bangs the side of his head with the heel of his hand''], so bi-language isn't exactly syncing up with times, but yeah- anyway, everything goes to- everything of, Chris- everything of mine and Christine Weston Chandler Shonichu's [''Making clear hand gestures to indicate that he is Sonichu''], they go to, Megan Kathleen Ringo, and, I want Kevin Fairchild to come and move in, as well, because Barbra's gonna need as much help as possible, on the event that this house, this Temple, this- stays behind, while, if the event that I [''Points at himself''] suddenly vanish, without this house [''Adjusts hair''] and leaving it and everything else behind, and in this case also, all being obvious, this body will not stay behind because it's [[ego|ONE AND ONLY]] it's, one and only, the eyes, linked to this one brain! [''Chris has developed and is displaying here very high level [[Wikipedia: solipsism|solipsism]]''] If you you only knew, the camera, 000000000... of everybody else, the TRUE first person perspective. So many things in my mind, so please, pardon me if I seem a little bit erratic, but... this is mylast video will, and testament, on behalf of, Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, who was born as Christopher Weston Chandler, to Barbara and [[Bob|Robert]] Chandler in this dimension, in this timeline. I'll leave you all with that, and, the attorney, who will handle the, case and all that, and, helping, them at all, or, anybody else helping, with the situa- with the situation and all that, so, thank you.
anyway i'm recording this as a video
will
with my wife rosie rose tuesday next to
me for any
for in the event anything happens to me
and this one body that belongs to mama
chris chan
anything happens including a very likely
just
vanish from this dimension this body in
me
and this house gets left behind and
anything else that happens to the
transport in this timeline before the
timeline changes
i wish to hereby bequeath
all my remaining percent all of the
remaining possessions between mine
and mamas that are in in their this
household
and within the area of this temple i
relinquish all i will relinquish all
that
to megan kathleen
ringo who lives in the state of
washington
so simply i simply have to be sure to
come over to come
to help sort things out and
she and if she feels like it she can
move in and help
as well but that's a whole other thing
that's a fan going good click click like
the air conditioner just died out
so i have to take that as a sign
uh anyway aside from that um also
on another note
that set but i would also
like to also help out around the house
who lives here in the state of virginia
one kevin fairchild who lives in
fisherfield
i'd like him to
barbara you're gonna let him move in you
gotta let him move in
you're gonna help you with any remaining
things and artifacts within this house
and megan you'll have to work with him
as well
he's very genuine very kind i believe
you both will get along very well
and this will definitely work out
because you know me
i'm going into c197
our alternate dimension and i'm gonna
end up uh
02:38
powering up this body unlocking it's all
of its alternate forms and everything
i you know me i'm a little bit this
brain is so disorganized so
by language is not exactly syncing up at
times
but yeah anyway everything goes to
everything if chris everything of mine
and
christine weston chandler sanchez
they go to megan kathleen ringo
and i want
kevin fairchild to come and move in as
well
because barbara's gonna need as much
help as possible on the event that this
house this temple just
stays behind while if the event that i
just suddenly vanish without this house
and leaving it and everything else
behind
and in that case also uh being obvious
this body would not stand back because
it's one and only it's
one and only the eyes linked to this one
brain
if you only knew camera zero zero zero
now everybody else the true first person
perspective
so many things in my mind so please for
me if i seem a little bit erratic but
this is my last video will and testament
on behalf of christine weston chandler
sanchez
was born as christopher weston chandler
to barbara and robert chandler in this
dimension
in this timeline i'll leave y'all with
that
and the attorney who will handle the
case and all that and helping
them at all or anybody else helping them
get situated with the situation and all
that so
thank you




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[Chris is sitting at a desk in his room with the camera on it, showing him from his shoulders up.]

Kmm, hello, this is... Hello! This is Sonichu in... [takes off glasses for dramatic effect] the body of mama, Christine Weston Chander Sonichu, Ok, Chris-Chan Sonichu... anyway, I am recording this, as a video will, with my Rosey-Rosechu standing next to me, for in the oca- for in the event, anything happens to me, [points at himself] in this, one body, that belongs to mama Chris-Chan, if anything happens, including, the very likely fooo, vanish from this dimension, this body and me? And, this house gets left behind, and, anything else that happen- that transpires in this timeline, before the timeline changes, I wish to hereby, bequeath, all my remaining posse- all- of the remaining possessions between mine- and mama's that are in, and aro- this household, a- within the area of this Temple, I relinquish all- I will relinquish all that, t0- Megan Kathleen Ringo, who lives in the state of, Washington [Nervously licks his lips]... so, simply, she will- simply, sh- had to be sure to come, to help, sort things out, and shf- if she feels like it she can move in and hep- as well, but that's a whole 'nother thing. That's a FAN going gle-gle-gle-gle-gle-gle the air conditioner just died out, so [biggest shrug possible] I had to take that as a sign, uh, anyway- aside from that, um, also, another note- that's set, but I would also- like to- also- help out around the house, who lives here within the state of Virginia, one, Kevin Fairchild, who lives in Fisherfield, I'd like him to- Barbara! You're gonna let him move in! You're gonna let him move in, he gonna help you with any remaining things, and artefacts within this house. And, Megan you'll have to work with him as well, he's very genuine, very kind, I believe you both will get along very well. And this, will definitely work out because you know me, I'm going, into C-197 [Points to C-197], our alternate dimension, and I'm gonna end up, uh, powering up this body [Forgetting he's pretending to be Sonichu], unlocking its- all of its alternate forms, and everything, ahm, you know me I'm a little bit [Shrugs right shoulder suggestively] this BRAIN IS SO DISORGANISED!!! [Potentially realising that he's forgotten to be Sonichu, blaming it on the clutter and hoarding in his brain, and bangs the side of his head with the heel of his hand], so bi-language isn't exactly syncing up with times, but yeah- anyway, everything goes to- everything of, Chris- everything of mine and Christine Weston Chandler Shonichu's [Making clear hand gestures to indicate that he is Sonichu], they go to, Megan Kathleen Ringo, and, I want Kevin Fairchild to come and move in, as well, because Barbra's gonna need as much help as possible, on the event that this house, this Temple, this- stays behind, while, if the event that I [Points at himself] suddenly vanish, without this house [Adjusts hair] and leaving it and everything else behind, and in this case also, all being obvious, this body will not stay behind because it's ONE AND ONLY it's, one and only, the eyes, linked to this one brain! [Chris has developed and is displaying here very high level solipsism] If you you only knew, the camera, 000000000... of everybody else, the TRUE first person perspective. So many things in my mind, so please, pardon me if I seem a little bit erratic, but... this is my, last video will, and testament, on behalf of, Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, who was born as Christopher Weston Chandler, to Barbara and Robert Chandler in this dimension, in this timeline. I'll leave you all with that, and, the attorney, who will handle the, case and all that, and, helping, them at all, or, anybody else helping, with the situa- with the situation and all that, so, thank you.


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