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Revision as of 23:47, 6 July 2010

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Chris's birthday, the 24th of February, is a significant date in his life, for obvious reasons.

Notable Birthdays

18th

While most people would've celebrated by partying hard, doing something special, or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a Sega Dreamcast. Now, he did have something of a party, in the same way small children do, namely, with some thrown together decor, last minute gifts, and some platonic gal-pals. No alcohol, no tobacky, just Keane & Kel and some cake. Interestingly, this was allegely Chris's best birthday ever, of such tantamount importance he decided to record it in his "My big 18th party" story.

21st

Now, if that was Chris's best, this is probably his worst. No friends, no new video games, and no sweetheart. The only thing Chris got was kicked out of his English class at the PVCC by his professor. Chris alleges his professor didn't understand autism, while he later confided in Sarah that he was dismissed for hating on da homos. All wasn't lost however, as this event was the catalyst that began the Love Quest, Chris's enduring search for someone that will put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity.

27th

Not much is known other than Chris's Aunt Corina was buried on his birthday, undoubtedly casting a shadow on the festivities.+He didn't seem too bugged though. Oh, and it was Shrove Tuesday, so the pancakes probably helped ease the guilt.

28th

Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!"
Chris, on being nearly 30

Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his obsessive desire to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a mysterious substance and was visited by another male guest. Alec Benson Leary also called in and congratulated him, all around nice guy that he is.

  • Sonichu canon: Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in Sonichu 10 is distributed into the global water supply on this day.

April 24th is also...

  • Ironically, Genocide Remembrance Day, commemorating the Armenian Genocide of 1915.
  • The day the Nazi Party was founded.
  • The day Roy Jenson died.
  • The day the Dominican Republic broke out in Civil War, 1965.