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So anyway, anyway, with that, also the, uh, DVD, th-that was not stolen either.  The Man in the Pickle Suit tricked me once again, by pretending to be a trusted gal pal of mine.  So it was sent upon request, with thank god I had the foresight to n-to not make a copy of my director's cut, which has a lot more footage on it than any distributed copy has.  So anyway, with that, if you see any Sonichu items or the CWC DVD on it, do not buy them, because they are pirated and false--not authorized.  Do not buy.  And that goes for, uh, videos--the videos, the footage from the DVD on  YouTube.  Unless you've already seen them, do not watch them.  Or watch 'em again.  Because it'll weigh heavy on your conscience.
So anyway, anyway, with that, also the, uh, DVD, th-that was not stolen either.  The Man in the Pickle Suit tricked me once again, by pretending to be a trusted gal pal of mine.  So it was sent upon request, with thank god I had the foresight to n-to not make a copy of my director's cut, which has a lot more footage on it than any distributed copy has.  So anyway, with that, if you see any Sonichu items or the CWC DVD on it, do not buy them, because they are pirated and false--not authorized.  Do not buy.  And that goes for, uh, videos--the videos, the footage from the DVD on  YouTube.  Unless you've already seen them, do not watch them.  Or watch 'em again.  Because it'll weigh heavy on your conscience.


Anyway, before I conclude this update video on this October 9th, I wish to, uh, also proclaim my love for my sweetheart.  I love you, Blanca.  I cannot bear to live without you, baby.  So please come here as soon as possible, so we can be together forever.  My eternal love.  I love you, Blanca.  I always will.  [''clutches stomach'']  Mmmmm...pain me, it would just pain me if you dump--if you...got hurt.  So nobody better harm a hair on her, or else you'll hear from me.   
Anyway, before I conclude this update video on this October 9th, I wish to, uh, also proclaim my love for my sweetheart.  I love you, Blanca.  I cannot bear to live without you, baby.  So please come here as soon as possible, so we can be together forever.  My eternal love.  I love you, Blanca.  I always will.  [''clutches stomach'']  Mmmmm...pain me, it would just pain me if you die--if you...got hurt.  So nobody better harm a hair on her, or else you'll hear from me.   


And also the, uh, c--and also [[Sonichu_8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008"|the eighteenth episode]] will be finished soon enough.  So to my Sonichu fan--to my loyal Sonichu fans, thank you for your support.  And have a good day or good night.
And also the, uh, c--and also [[Sonichu_8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008"|the eighteenth episode]] will be finished soon enough.  So to my Sonichu fan--to my loyal Sonichu fans, thank you for your support.  And have a good day or good night.

Revision as of 20:38, 18 March 2009

Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies. However, this "upgraded" medallion, which he is wearing in the video, is unmistakably a completely new model; Christian's apparent panic in the video all but confirms this.

Christian also comments on the leak of his DVD to YouTube, demanding that no one look at the footage since they're not supposed to.

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Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008.

Y'all know who I am, so my message should be clear. I am here to dispel a couple of rumors that have been floating around. Firstly, my med--my Sonichu medal was not stolen. It was entrusted to my sweetheart, Blanca, who lives over in, uh, Kentucky. Rest assured she is not a troll, so nobody say otherwise. I have talked to her on webcam and video--and, uh, audio and have heard her voice over mic--over her microphone, to my speakers and headphones. And I also--And I also talked to her brother. And he's a good fella. Anyway, I sent her--anyway, I sent her the medal, and even though some trolls nearby got a hold of it temporarily, she managed to get it back and sent it back to me, express.

So anyway, with that, while the, uh, images on the back of the medal were shown [panic attack] I have decided to paint over those images, and, uh, fix my medal to be more unique that can definitely be separated from everybody else. [approaches camera and holds reverse face of medal up for view] These Shrinky-Dink charms, these three charms, cannot be copied. And I'll tell you something else that cannot be copied. I have modified it, with a little peg there, [holds up fist to show ring] to hold my high school ring. With my amnyfest stone on it, my amnyfest birthstone. [removes ring from finger and sets in the peg of the medallion, demonstrating to the camera] Try to copy it now.

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So anyway, anyway, with that, also the, uh, DVD, th-that was not stolen either. The Man in the Pickle Suit tricked me once again, by pretending to be a trusted gal pal of mine. So it was sent upon request, with thank god I had the foresight to n-to not make a copy of my director's cut, which has a lot more footage on it than any distributed copy has. So anyway, with that, if you see any Sonichu items or the CWC DVD on it, do not buy them, because they are pirated and false--not authorized. Do not buy. And that goes for, uh, videos--the videos, the footage from the DVD on YouTube. Unless you've already seen them, do not watch them. Or watch 'em again. Because it'll weigh heavy on your conscience.

Anyway, before I conclude this update video on this October 9th, I wish to, uh, also proclaim my love for my sweetheart. I love you, Blanca. I cannot bear to live without you, baby. So please come here as soon as possible, so we can be together forever. My eternal love. I love you, Blanca. I always will. [clutches stomach] Mmmmm...pain me, it would just pain me if you die--if you...got hurt. So nobody better harm a hair on her, or else you'll hear from me.

And also the, uh, c--and also the eighteenth episode will be finished soon enough. So to my Sonichu fan--to my loyal Sonichu fans, thank you for your support. And have a good day or good night.