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It shows Chris screaming at his toilet, in a voice that sounds like a very poor imitation of Bubs from ''Homestar Runner'', demanding to know where [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his "baby"]] is. [[Barbara Chandler|Note the several empty toilet paper rolls hoarded on the shelf.]]
It shows Chris screaming at his toilet, in a voice that sounds like a very poor imitation of Bubs from ''Homestar Runner'', demanding to know where [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his "baby"]] is. [[Barbara Chandler|Note the several empty toilet paper rolls hoarded on the shelf.]]


If you're wondering what prompted this outburst, or what the context behind this video was, Chris finally explained it (sort of) in a [[Discord Q&A]] by implying that it was related to [[Spirit possession|him being possessed by one of his OCs]] at the time he recorded the video:
If you're wondering what prompted this outburst, or what the context behind this video was... We've got nothing. We are truly at a loss for words.
{{Quote|You can blame freaking [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy/Joshua Wise]] for that. Because he had told Mama that we [[Sonichus]] did not... we Sonichus and [[Rosechus]] did not like using the toilet, treat it like an enemy, which that is not true. We respect and [[Simonla Rosechu|use the toilet]] when we are civilized, and Rosey and I, among us specials and the rest of us who actually live in the domicile, we respect and are domesticated.
So that was just manipulation of Idea Guy, that was the reasoning behind that.|Chris, [[Spirit possession|"possessed" by]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], October 2020<ref>[[Discord Q&A 9]]</ref>}}
With that in mind, we are still at an utter loss for words about how this relates to Crystal, although it may be possible that the Squad was wrong about it relating to her to begin with. What's more likely is that Chris is so far up his own ass with his fantasies that he forgot, and instead reverted to pretending to be Sonichu.


==Video==
==Video==
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====Transcript====
====Transcript====
{{RageQuote|Ay, you toilet! What happened to my baaaaaybeeeeeeey!?}}
{{RageQuote|Ay, you toilet! What happened to my baaaaaybeeeeeeey!?}}
===An Explanation(?)===
The context behind this video, aside from being the clear result of [[Chris and manipulation|manipulation]], was pretty unclear. An observer eventually raised the question, and Chris (sort of) explained the nature of the video in a [[Discord Q&A]] by implying that it was related to [[Spirit possession|him being possessed by one of his OCs]] at the time he recorded the video:
{{Quote|You can blame freaking [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy/Joshua Wise]] for that. Because he had told Mama that we [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] did not... we Sonichus and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] did not like using the toilet, treat it like an enemy, which that is not true. We respect and [[Simonla Rosechu|use the toilet]] when we are civilized, and Rosey and I, among us specials and the rest of us who actually live in the domicile, we respect and are domesticated.
So that was just manipulation of Idea Guy, that was the reasoning behind that.|Chris, [[Spirit possession|"possessed" by]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], October 2020<ref>[[Discord Q&A 9]]</ref>}}
This answer, of course, does not give us any context about Crystal's role in this outburst (which is what the question was actually about), which may forever be a mystery. Nonetheless, Chris's answer talking about the excretory behaviors of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] is believed to coincide to Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd manipulating Chris into recording himself urinating and possibly defecating on the floor of [[Chris's room|his room]], the former of which was infamously done (thankfully offscreen) in the second [[All Star]] video.


==External links==
==External links==

Revision as of 03:57, 18 January 2021

Chris lost Crystal[1] is a short video leaked to /cow/ on 29 December 2018.[2] It appears to be another Idea Guys video leaked by the Teen Troon Squad.

It shows Chris screaming at his toilet, in a voice that sounds like a very poor imitation of Bubs from Homestar Runner, demanding to know where his "baby" is. Note the several empty toilet paper rolls hoarded on the shelf.

If you're wondering what prompted this outburst, or what the context behind this video was... We've got nothing. We are truly at a loss for words.

Video



Chris lost Crystal
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Stardate 29 December 2018
Subject Matter Crystal
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Transcript


Ay, you toilet! What happened to my baaaaaybeeeeeeey!?


An Explanation(?)

The context behind this video, aside from being the clear result of manipulation, was pretty unclear. An observer eventually raised the question, and Chris (sort of) explained the nature of the video in a Discord Q&A by implying that it was related to him being possessed by one of his OCs at the time he recorded the video:

You can blame freaking Idea Guy/Joshua Wise for that. Because he had told Mama that we Sonichus did not... we Sonichus and Rosechus did not like using the toilet, treat it like an enemy, which that is not true. We respect and use the toilet when we are civilized, and Rosey and I, among us specials and the rest of us who actually live in the domicile, we respect and are domesticated.

So that was just manipulation of Idea Guy, that was the reasoning behind that.

Chris, "possessed" by Sonichu, October 2020[3]

This answer, of course, does not give us any context about Crystal's role in this outburst (which is what the question was actually about), which may forever be a mystery. Nonetheless, Chris's answer talking about the excretory behaviors of Electric Hedgehog Pokémon is believed to coincide to Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd manipulating Chris into recording himself urinating and possibly defecating on the floor of his room, the former of which was infamously done (thankfully offscreen) in the second All Star video.

External links

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References

  1. The Squad described the video as "chris chan lost crystal
    oh no how many babies has he lost u.u"
  2. https://8ch.net/cow/res/688787.html 8chan is kill
  3. Discord Q&A 9
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