Difference between revisions of "Christian's sex joke"

From CWCki
Jump to: navigation, search
(Sources: replaced: ==Sauces== → == Sources ==)
 
(9 intermediate revisions by 5 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
'''Christian's sex joke''' refers to the extremely retarded story [[Christian]] tells whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga|much, much saltier]]" than people expect. His first known use of the "joke" on the internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. You may notice that the joke should have ended after the word "egg". However, Chris adds an extra sentence to the punchline that is completely incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had.
+
'''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian]]'s sex joke''' is the extremely retarded story he tells whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga|much, much saltier]]" [[Clown doll|than people expect]]. His first known use of the "joke" on the Internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted]]</ref> in one of his ED edits,<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>
  
He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted]]</ref> in one of his ED edits,<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>
+
You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word "egg". However, he adds 2 extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had.
  
==A GREAT ANECDOTE==
+
==''A GREAT ANECDOTE!''==
 +
{{quote|There was this married couple, George and [[Barb]]ie, and they have been working at having children of their own. One night, George came home after work, and he was tired. Barbie welcomed him home, "Hi, Honey. Rough Day?" "Yeah," George replied, "I'm tired." Barbie said, "Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast." "Breakfast," George replied, "At Nine-Thirty in the evening?" Barbie replied, "Sure, Dear, you bring the [[semen|MILK]], and I'll get an EGG." Later, they had a boy and a girl, [[Reginald Chandler|Junior Bacon]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Orange Juice]]. All Part of a [[obesity|Balanced]] Breakfast.|Chris}}
  
{{quote|  There was this married couple, George and [[Barb]]ie, and they have been working at having children of their own.  One night, George came home after work, and he was tired.  Barbie welcomed him home, "Hi, Honey.  Rough Day?"  "Yeah," George replied, "I'm tired."  Barbie said, "Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast."  "Breakfast," George replied, "At Nine-Thirty in the evening?"  Barbie replied, "Sure, Dear, you bring the [[semen|MILK]], and I'll get an EGG."  Later, they had a boy and a girl, [[Reginald Chandler|Junior Bacon]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Orange Juice]].  All Part of a [[fat|Balanced]] Breakfast.|Chris}}
+
==Sources==
 
 
== Sources ==
 
 
<references/>
 
<references/>
  
 
==See also==
 
==See also==
*[[Random access humor]]
+
*[[Random-access humor]]
  
 
[[Category:Media produced by Chris-chan]]
 
[[Category:Media produced by Chris-chan]]

Latest revision as of 20:04, 17 February 2018

Christian's sex joke is the extremely retarded story he tells whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "much, much saltier" than people expect. His first known use of the "joke" on the Internet was when he put it on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page in November 2007. He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,[1] in one of his ED edits,[2] and in Mumble.[3]

You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word "egg". However, he adds 2 extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had.

A GREAT ANECDOTE!

There was this married couple, George and Barbie, and they have been working at having children of their own. One night, George came home after work, and he was tired. Barbie welcomed him home, "Hi, Honey. Rough Day?" "Yeah," George replied, "I'm tired." Barbie said, "Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast." "Breakfast," George replied, "At Nine-Thirty in the evening?" Barbie replied, "Sure, Dear, you bring the MILK, and I'll get an EGG." Later, they had a boy and a girl, Junior Bacon and Orange Juice. All Part of a Balanced Breakfast.
Chris

Sources

See also