Christian's sex joke

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Extremely retarded story Christian tells whenever he wants to tell a joke and/or prove he is "much, much saltier" than people expect. His first known use of the joke on the internet was when he put it on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page in November 2007.

He has repeated this joke in coversations with sweethearts [1], in IRC, and in Mumble.


There was this married couple, George and Barbie, and they have been working at having children of their own. One night, George came home after work, and he was tired. Barbie welcomed him home, "Hi, Honey. Rough Day?" "Yeah," George replied, "I'm tired." Barbie said, "Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast." "Breakfast," George replied, "At Nine-Thirty in the evening?" Barbie replied, "Sure, Dear, you bring the MILK, and I'll get an EGG." Later, they had a boy and a girl, Junior Bacon and Orange Juice. All Part of a Balanced Breakfast.