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{{Quote|And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|Adult Life]] straight from my tortured [[heart level|heart]] and soul. I will bring the [[CWC Fighter|pain]] to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick [[Mary Lee Walsh]] into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric-Hedgehogs]], my [[Barbara|mother]] and [[Bob Chandler|father]], my Closest [[Gal-Pals]] who I've grown to love; [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]] to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my [[Naitsirhc|Dark Half]]. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between [[Nintendo Wii]], PlayStation 2 and [[PlayStation 3]] ([[PlayStation 3#PlayStation Network|with downloadable content]]); screw the [[Hex Bawx|HEX-Box]].|From [[An Important Update]].}}
{{Quote|And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|Adult Life]] straight from my tortured [[heart level|heart]] and soul. I will bring the [[CWC Fighter|pain]] to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick [[Mary Lee Walsh]] into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric-Hedgehogs]], my [[Barbara|mother]] and [[Bob Chandler|father]], my Closest [[Gal-Pals]] who I've grown to love; [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]] to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my [[Naitsirhc|Dark Half]]. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between [[Nintendo Wii]], PlayStation 2 and [[PlayStation 3]] ([[PlayStation 3#PlayStation Network|with downloadable content]]); screw the [[Hex Bawx|HEX-Box]].|From [[An Important Update]].}}
[[File:SchuComic10P97.jpg|thumb|250px|Probably the most unintentionally accurate depiction of how Chris views real adult life]]
[[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles, Artwork.jpg|thumb|250px|Probably the most unintentionally accurate depiction of how Chris views real adult life]]
[[File:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|250px|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs]]
[[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles.jpg|thumb|250px|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs]]


'''''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles''''' is [[Chris]]'s ill-conceived, [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]] [[video game]] idea where one plays as Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]] and kill [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.
'''''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles''''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s ill-conceived, [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]] [[video game]] idea where one plays as Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]] and kill [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.


Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about him and his failure to adjust to adult life.  
Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about him and his failure to adjust to adult life... Which, ironically, would be befitting as an adaptation of [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], which is about himself more than it is the title character.


The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for [[Sony|PS2]], [[PS3]], and [[Wii]], it should absolutely never be made for the [[HEXBox]].  
The game is (ostensibly) currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for [[Sony|PS2]], [[PS3]], and [[Wii]], and it should absolutely never be made for the [[HEXBox]]. (Fans have waited to find out if the title will be redeveloped for newer generations of consoles.)


On 4 October 2017, Chris mentioned his Adult Chronicles game again in a [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1|Q&A]] he did for Kiwi Farms. He said,
On 4 October 2017, Chris mentioned his ''Adult Chronicles'' game again in a [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1|Q&A]] he did for [[Kiwi Farms]]. He said:


{{quotebox|Mm. Oh yeah, um... Adul-- The... heh. There was a video game of my adult life to be made, it would have to be something like a choice-making game like, either [[Life is Strange]] or Gone Home. I like both of those, both of those are really good.}}
{{quotebox|Mm. Oh yeah, um... Adul-- The... heh. There was a video game of my adult life to be made, it would have to be something like a choice-making game like, either ''[[Life Is Strange]]'' or ''{{w|Gone Home}}''. I like both of those, both of those are really good.}}


Strangely enough, Gone Home is not a choice-making game or at all similar to Life is Strange, it is a mod of the survival horror game Amnesia: The Dark Descent.
Strangely enough, ''Gone Home'' is not a choice-making game or at all similar to ''Life Is Strange''; it is a mod of the survival horror game ''{{w|Amnesia: The Dark Descent}}''.


== Cover ==
== Cover ==
In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having ''already won'' his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as [[Wikipedia:Awesome Possum|''Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt'']], which also sucked, but probably not to this extent) actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.
In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having ''already won'' his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as ''[[Wikipedia:Awesome Possum|Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt]]'', which also sucked, but probably not to this extent) actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.


References made on box art:  
References made on box art:  
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==(Fanmade) [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles (video game)|CWC Adult Chronicles]]==
==(Fanmade) CWC Adult Chronicles==
In [[June 2014]], a demo was released of an actual, fan-made adult chronicles game; which in [[December 2014|December]] was upgraded to its alpha stage. The game itself is still in the making, but needless to say, is quite high quality for a flash [[Parody|parody]]; proving, [[Asperchu|yet again]], that even when purposely making something terrible in response to Chris, it can still turn out good, if not better than the [[Sonichu (comic)|original piece]]. The website, featuring trailers, updates, and of course, the game, can be found [http://maplechan22.wix.com/cwcadultchronicles here].
In [[June 2014]], a demo was released of an actual, fan-made adult chronicles game; which in [[December 2014|December]] was upgraded to its alpha stage. The game itself is still in the making, but needless to say, is quite high quality for a flash [[Parody|parody]]; proving, [[Asperchu|yet again]], that even when purposely making something terrible in response to Chris, it can still turn out good, if not better than the [[Sonichu (comic)|original piece]]. The website, featuring trailers, updates, and of course, the game, can be found [http://maplechan22.wix.com/cwcadultchronicles here]. The game seems to be inspired by retro RPGs. As of now it remains under development and an official release date is still unconfirmed.


In [[November 2015]], Chris discovered the fangame's existence. Nevertheless, he [[Doxing Jeff/Francine|was not pleased]].
In [[November 2015]], Chris discovered the fangame's existence. Nevertheless, he [[Doxing Jeff/Francine|was not pleased]].
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Revision as of 19:31, 11 November 2020

And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the Jerkops, I will kick Mary Lee Walsh into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my Electric-Hedgehogs, my mother and father, my Closest Gal-Pals who I've grown to love; Megan Schroeder and Anna McLerran to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my Dark Half. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3 (with downloadable content); screw the HEX-Box.
From An Important Update.
Probably the most unintentionally accurate depiction of how Chris views real adult life
To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs

Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles is Chris's ill-conceived, narcissistic video game idea where one plays as Chris trying to fight Jerkops to find a true sweetheart and kill Mary Lee Walsh, with Sonichu and Rosechu as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.

Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during Miyamoto Saga and in The Sonichu Chronicles, Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about him and his failure to adjust to adult life... Which, ironically, would be befitting as an adaptation of his comic, which is about himself more than it is the title character.

The game is (ostensibly) currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, PS3, and Wii, and it should absolutely never be made for the HEXBox. (Fans have waited to find out if the title will be redeveloped for newer generations of consoles.)

On 4 October 2017, Chris mentioned his Adult Chronicles game again in a Q&A he did for Kiwi Farms. He said:

Mm. Oh yeah, um... Adul-- The... heh. There was a video game of my adult life to be made, it would have to be something like a choice-making game like, either Life Is Strange or Gone Home. I like both of those, both of those are really good.

Strangely enough, Gone Home is not a choice-making game or at all similar to Life Is Strange; it is a mod of the survival horror game Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

Cover

In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having already won his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt, which also sucked, but probably not to this extent) actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.

References made on box art:

For a time, the Adult Chronicles illustration graced a console cover attached to Chris's original PS3. Chris preserved that cover as a "memento" after destroying the console, but then transplanted it onto a new (old, big model) PS3 that he got with your money shortly afterwards.

Shigeru Miyamoto's response to the game

ShigerumiyamotoEmail.jpg

(Fanmade) CWC Adult Chronicles

In June 2014, a demo was released of an actual, fan-made adult chronicles game; which in December was upgraded to its alpha stage. The game itself is still in the making, but needless to say, is quite high quality for a flash parody; proving, yet again, that even when purposely making something terrible in response to Chris, it can still turn out good, if not better than the original piece. The website, featuring trailers, updates, and of course, the game, can be found here. The game seems to be inspired by retro RPGs. As of now it remains under development and an official release date is still unconfirmed.

In November 2015, Chris discovered the fangame's existence. Nevertheless, he was not pleased.

Gallery


Fan Videos

Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles Gameplay Trailer
Stardate 28 August 2012
Made By CWCAdultChronicles
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Adult Chronicles 2 teaser 1
Stardate 30 August 2009
Made By dadatsointsoin
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


AVGN Reviews Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles alter
Stardate 5 November 2017
Made By Craig Smith
Other Info An slightly changed-up version of the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxEAPXUbBOM
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles
Stardate 4 October 2019
Made By Jonny Of The Internet
Other Info A playthrough
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos
* The Sonichu franchise in games *
Video games: Card Games:
The Sonichu Chronicles