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[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|right|A [[stress|long-awaited]] comeback album! Yay! …wait a minute, this is only the ''second'' album?]]
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|right|A [[stress|long-awaited]] comeback album! Yay! ...wait a minute, this is only the ''second'' album?]]


'''''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!''''' is the second album by [[Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]], [[Christian's]] nonexistent fan band, because talking over [[music]], [[Chris and Ego|changing existing lyrics so they're all about you]], and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' is EXACTLY like being in a real band.
'''''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!''''' is the second album by [[Chris]]'s awful [[music]]al project, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. It was released in [[2009]].


==Background==
==Background==
After a four-year hiatusm and buoyed by his new "relationship" with "[[Ivy]]", Christian & the Hedgehog Boys reunited to produce another album, and subject the world to yet more of Chris mumbling over various songs. His tastes appear to have expanded slightly: the first album consisted entirely of [[Wikipedia:pop music|Pop music]], but ''COMEBACK!'' branches out into [[Wikipedia:rock music]] and [[Wikipedia:rapping|rap]].  
After a four-year hiatus and buoyed by his new "relationship" with "[[Ivy]]", Christian & the Hedgehog Boys reunited to produce another album, and subject the world to yet more of Chris mumbling over various songs. His tastes appear to have expanded slightly: the first album consisted almost entirely of pop music from the late [[1990s]], but ''COMEBACK!'' branches out into genres such as rap, rock, disco, art pop, and R&B from the 1970s to today.  


Notable also is the replacement of [[Wild Sonichu]] for [[Sonic]] on bass and [[Punchy Sonichu]] for [[Shadow]] on drums. While a newfag would think that Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true C&HB fan knows that Sonic left the band due to artistic differences, and is now pursuing a solo [[Wikipedia:country music|country music]] career, while [[Shadow]] died of a [[Wikipedia:cocaine|cocaine]] overdose. [[Layla Flaaffy]] also plays in the band, but her role is uncertain.
Notable also is the replacement of [[Wild Sonichu]] for [[Sonic]] on bass and [[Punchy Sonichu]] for [[Shadow]] on drums. While a newfag would think that Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true C&HB fan knows that Sonic left the band due to [[Chris and art|artistic]] differences, and is now pursuing a solo country music career, while [[Shadow]] died of a cocaine overdose. Also depicted is [[Layla|Layla Flaaffy]]; it was later revealed in the [[Ivy Q&A]] that Chris intended her to be the band's stage manager.
 
Because the album material was leaked by [[trolls]] rather than officially released, Christian does not consider it to be a [[TRUE and HONEST]] part of the Hedgehog Boys canon, as he revealed in a [[Mailbag]] correspondence with [[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney|Paul McCartney]] in 2009<ref>[[Mailbag 14#He's a real Nowhere Man|Mailbag 14]]</ref>. His apparent plan to eventually give his two CDs an official release as paid merchandise never got off the ground, likely due to [[stress]] (as well as [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]).


This is notable as [[Wild]]'s first musical appearance where he departs from his [[Fan:Sonichu:The Animated Series|Sit 'n Spin background]].
==Tracks==
==Tracks==
{| class="wikitable"
{| class="wikitable"
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| [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]"
| [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Coolio|Coolio]] — "[[Wikipedia:Gangsta's Paradise|Gangsta's Paradise]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Coolio|Coolio]] — "[[Wikipedia:Gangsta's Paradise|Gangsta's Paradise]]"
| [[Clyde Cash]]
| {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Clyde|text}}
|-
|-
| 2
| 2
| "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]"
| "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Madonna (entertainer)|Madonna]] — "[[Wikipedia:Like a Virgin (song)|Like a Virgin]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Madonna (entertainer)|Madonna]] — "[[Wikipedia:Like a Virgin (song)|Like a Virgin]]"
| [[Ivy]], [[Virgin with rage]]
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
|-
| 3
| 3
| "[[Feel Our Love At Play]]"
| "[[Feel Our Love At Play]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Berlin|Berlin]] — "[[Wikipedia:Take My Breath Away|Take My Breath Away]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Berlin|Berlin]] — "[[Wikipedia:Take My Breath Away|Take My Breath Away]]"
| Ivy, [[Love Quest]]
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
|-
| 4
| 4
| "[[I Gotta Make My Move]]"
| "[[I Gotta Make My Move]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Rod Stewart|Rod Stewart]] — "[[Wikipedia:Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?|Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Rod Stewart|Rod Stewart]] — "[[Wikipedia:Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?|Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?]]"
| [[Hanky-panky]]
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
|-
| 5
| 5
| "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]"
| "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Kate Bush|Kate Bush]] — "[[Wikipedia:Wuthering Heights (song)|Wuthering Heights]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Kate Bush|Kate Bush]] — "[[Wikipedia:Wuthering Heights (song)|Wuthering Heights]]"
| Ivy
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
|-
| 6
| 6
| "[[Lovin' You]]"
| "[[Lovin' You]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Minnie Riperton|Minnie Riperton]] — "[[Wikipedia:Lovin' You|Lovin' You]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Minnie Riperton|Minnie Riperton]] — "[[Wikipedia:Lovin' You|Lovin' You]]"
| Ivy
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
|-
| 7
| 7
| "[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]"
| "[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Meat Loaf|Meat Loaf]] — "[[Wikipedia:Paradise by the Dashboard Light|Paradise by the Dashboard Light]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Meat Loaf|Meat Loaf]] — "[[Wikipedia:Paradise by the Dashboard Light|Paradise by the Dashboard Light]]"
| [[Crass and Champ]]
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Crass and Champ|Crustaceans]]}}
|-
|-
| 8
| 8
| "[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]"
| "[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen]] — "[[Wikipedia:Dancing in the Dark (Bruce Springsteen song)|Dancing in the Dark]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen]] — "[[Wikipedia:Dancing in the Dark (Bruce Springsteen song)|Dancing in the Dark]]"
| [[Punchy Sonichu]], [[Layla Flaaffy]]
| {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] & [[Layla Flaaffy|Layla]]}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
|-
| 9
| 9
| "[[I'm Sexy For My Ivy]]"
| "[[I'm Sexy For My Ivy]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Justin Timberlake|Justin Timberlake]] — "[[Wikipedia:SexyBack|SexyBack]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Justin Timberlake|Justin Timberlake]] — "[[Wikipedia:SexyBack|SexyBack]]"
| Ivy, [[Biological clock]]
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Ivy|text}}
|}
|}


==Reception==
==Reception and legacy==
While critics applauded [[Chris]] for upgrading the quality of the [[music]] he shouts over from shithouse to slightly less shithouse, the album was an absolute bust, even in [[Molvanîa]] where Chris is lauded as a national pop icon.
[[Image:Comeback.png|thumb|right|On that very day, all you would see is this. ''Truly'' amazing.]]
While critics applauded [[Chris]] for upgrading the quality of the [[Chris and music|music]] he shouts over from shithouse to slightly less shithouse, the album was an absolute bust, even in [[Molvanîa]] where Chris is lauded as a national pop icon.


Fans of [[Wild Sonichu]]'s mastery of the Sit 'n Spin were disappointed to hear Wild being forced to play the inferior [[guitar]], which may have affected the quality of his musical contributions. Fans also claimed that [[Punchy Sonichu]] could not live up to the legacy of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]].
Critics were also quick to notice how the audio quality on the album is ''even worse'' than on the last.
 
Fans of [[Wild Sonichu]]'s mastery of the Sit 'n Spin were disappointed to hear Wild being forced to play the inferior [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]], which may have affected the quality of his musical contributions. Fans also claimed that [[Punchy Sonichu]] could not live up to the legacy of Shadow the Hedgehog.
 
Despite this, retrospective appraisals have been more positive, and on COMEBACK!'s tenth anniversary, [[4chan]] users celebrated by spamming [https://pastebin.com/eKNmUN7a a copypasta] all over the Music board (/mu/). A reading of it can be found [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561485905781587970/565860951795040257/croatian_guy_reads_out_shitposts.mp3 here].


==ORIGINAL LYRICS==
==ORIGINAL LYRICS==
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Image:SexyForMyIvy2.jpg
Image:SexyForMyIvy2.jpg
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</gallery>
== Fan videos ==
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
== References ==
| name          = Pretty Homo (For A Retard)
<references/>
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|JON8Q53BKwA}}
 
| Stardate      = 31 [[July 2009]]
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/CWCLovesPickles CWCLovesPickles]
| Video Type    = Remix
| Other Info    = TRUE and HONEST unreleased bonus track!!! Original [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLkIB5l-OlM here].
}}
==External links==
==External links==
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QRPCIV36 Download the album]
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!lVgnFCQQ!nrpH0QQr_S6sH2s8_unQLO8q6muwAjxGpdZz1YV-sRM Download the album] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)
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{{Hedgehog Boys}}
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Revision as of 07:39, 13 November 2020

A long-awaited comeback album! Yay! ...wait a minute, this is only the second album?

Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK! is the second album by Chris's awful musical project, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys. It was released in 2009.

Background

After a four-year hiatus and buoyed by his new "relationship" with "Ivy", Christian & the Hedgehog Boys reunited to produce another album, and subject the world to yet more of Chris mumbling over various songs. His tastes appear to have expanded slightly: the first album consisted almost entirely of pop music from the late 1990s, but COMEBACK! branches out into genres such as rap, rock, disco, art pop, and R&B from the 1970s to today.

Notable also is the replacement of Wild Sonichu for Sonic on bass and Punchy Sonichu for Shadow on drums. While a newfag would think that Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true C&HB fan knows that Sonic left the band due to artistic differences, and is now pursuing a solo country music career, while Shadow died of a cocaine overdose. Also depicted is Layla Flaaffy; it was later revealed in the Ivy Q&A that Chris intended her to be the band's stage manager.

Because the album material was leaked by trolls rather than officially released, Christian does not consider it to be a TRUE and HONEST part of the Hedgehog Boys canon, as he revealed in a Mailbag correspondence with Paul McCartney in 2009[1]. His apparent plan to eventually give his two CDs an official release as paid merchandise never got off the ground, likely due to stress (as well as copyright).

Tracks

Title Based on Subject
1 (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise" Coolio — "Gangsta's Paradise" TrollsTrolls Trolls, ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
2 "CWC Like a Virgin" Madonna — "Like a Virgin" IvyIvy Ivy, SexSex Sex
3 "Feel Our Love At Play" Berlin — "Take My Breath Away" IvyIvy Ivy, SexSex Sex, GalpalsGalpals Love
4 "I Gotta Make My Move" Rod Stewart — "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" IvyIvy Ivy, SexSex Sex
5 "I'll Never Leave You, Ivy" Kate Bush — "Wuthering Heights" IvyIvy Ivy, GalpalsGalpals Love
6 "Lovin' You" Minnie Riperton — "Lovin' You" IvyIvy Ivy, GalpalsGalpals Love
7 "Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)" Meat Loaf — "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" SexSex Sex, GalpalsGalpals Love, ComicsComics Crustaceans
8 "Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark" Bruce Springsteen — "Dancing in the Dark" GalpalsGalpals Love, ComicsComics Punchy & Layla, SexSex Sex
9 "I'm Sexy For My Ivy" Justin Timberlake — "SexyBack" SexSex Sex, IvyIvy Ivy

Reception and legacy

On that very day, all you would see is this. Truly amazing.

While critics applauded Chris for upgrading the quality of the music he shouts over from shithouse to slightly less shithouse, the album was an absolute bust, even in Molvanîa where Chris is lauded as a national pop icon.

Critics were also quick to notice how the audio quality on the album is even worse than on the last.

Fans of Wild Sonichu's mastery of the Sit 'n Spin were disappointed to hear Wild being forced to play the inferior guitar, which may have affected the quality of his musical contributions. Fans also claimed that Punchy Sonichu could not live up to the legacy of Shadow the Hedgehog.

Despite this, retrospective appraisals have been more positive, and on COMEBACK!'s tenth anniversary, 4chan users celebrated by spamming a copypasta all over the Music board (/mu/). A reading of it can be found here.

ORIGINAL LYRICS

DO NOT STEAL

References

External links