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[[File:ChrisCryzelplea.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Chris pleads with Josh not to further harm Cryzel.]]
[[File:ChrisCryzelplea.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Chris pleads with Josh not to further harm Cryzel.]]


From [[April 2018|20 April to 21 April 2018]], an online chat took place between Chris, [[Idea Guy|Joshua Wise]] and [[Idea Guy|Stephen Boyd]] over Discord. Later, on 13 July 2018, [[Null]] leaked the chat log to [[Kiwi Farms]] under the thread title '''Cryzel Torture'''.
From [[April 2018|20 April to 21 April 2018]], an online chat took place between Chris, [[Idea Guy#Joshua Allen Wise|Joshua Wise]] and [[Idea Guy#Stephen Boyd|Stephen Boyd]] over Discord. Later, on 13 [[July 2018]], [[Null]] leaked the chat log to [[Kiwi Farms]] under the thread title '''Cryzel Torture'''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cryzel-torture.45450/</ref>. The title given to the log is due to the fact that for several hours, Josh maintained a graphic role play where he tortured [[Cryzel Rosechu]], much to [[Chris and reality|Chris' dismay]]. The log shows both the extent of [[Idea Guy]]'s manipulation of Chris, and his persistence on interacting with him. A fourth member of the server, under the handle "shikiboobzzzz", briefly appears in the conversation. It's likely this is one of the handles of the [[Idea Guys#Unknown Others|unidentified Idea Guys]].
 
The title given to the log is due to the fact that for several hours, Josh maintained a graphic role play where he tortured [[Cryzel Rosechu]], much to [[Chris and reality|Chris' dismay]]. The log shows both the extent of [[Idea Guy]]'s manipulation of Chris, and his persistence on interacting with him. Stephen Boyd briefly uses the handle "shikiboobzzzz."


==Highlights==
==Highlights==
*Wise role plays as Pitohui. Based on an image uploaded by Josh, this is likely the [https://swordartonline.wikia.com/wiki/Kanzaki_Elsa Sword Art Online character].
*Wise role plays as Pitohui. Based on an image uploaded by Josh, this is likely the character from [https://swordartonline.wikia.com/wiki/Kanzaki_Elsa Sword Art Online spinoff Gun Gale Online].
*Boyd role plays as "Miss Gwendolyn" — likely an alternative naming for Gwen Mikoto, the identity he has [[:File:IdeaGuyExtortionGift.png|previously assumed]].
*Boyd role plays as "Miss Gwendolyn" — likely an alternative naming for Gwen Mikoto, the identity he has [[:File:IdeaGuyExtortionGift.png|previously assumed]].
*Chris uploads four near identical videos, pleading with Josh not to harm Cryzel.
*Chris uploads four near identical videos, pleading with Josh not to harm Cryzel.
*Wise manipulates Chris into recording a "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|constipated and angry]]" rendition of [[All Star|Smash Mouth's All Star]].
*Wise manipulates Chris into recording a "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|constipated and angry]]" rendition of [[All Star|Smash Mouth's All Star]].
*Several instances when Chris left the chat for nearly an hour, yet Idea Guy was there for a response almost immediately when he returned.
*Several instances when Chris left the chat for nearly an hour, yet Idea Guy was there for a response almost immediately when he returned.
*Josh refuses to let Chris incorporate elements from [[Wikipedia:JoJo's_Bizarre Adventure|JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]], despite the majority of his characters being young looking girls from anime.
*Josh refuses to let Chris incorporate elements from {{w|JoJo's Bizarre Adventure}}, despite the majority of his characters being young looking girls from anime.


==Videos uploaded by Chris==
===Videos uploaded by Chris===
*[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7736-webm.494908 First plea]
*[[Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture]]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7737-webm.494909 Second plea]
*Chris performs [[All Star]].
*[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7738-webm.494911 Third plea]
*Chris performs [[All Star]]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7739-webm.494914 Fourth plea]


==Chat log==
==Chat log==
18/04/20 14:53:06 <Christine> Good Morning, y'all. I've just did my warmups. Sadly, my phone seems to be having bad battery troubles; even while plugged in, it lost all of its charge, and I was using an off-brand charging cable, while connected to the USB port on my iHome dock. Now, I have it directly plugged into power with an official Apple charging cable; I'm waiting for it to fully recharge now. Just another Great Way to Start a Day! Ugh!
<font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 14:53:06 <Christine>'''</font> Good Morning, y'all. I've just did my warmups. Sadly, my phone seems to be having bad battery troubles; even while plugged in, it lost all of its charge, and I was using an off-brand charging cable, while connected to the USB port on my iHome dock. Now, I have it directly plugged into power with an official Apple charging cable; I'm waiting for it to fully recharge now. Just another Great Way to Start a Day! Ugh!
 
<br><font color="#9000ff">'''18/04/20 14:54:04 <shikiboobzzzz>'''</font> Aww!
18/04/20 14:54:04 <shikiboobzzzz> Aww!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 14:54:32 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I have an even greater one.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 14:55:13 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> We found Pennywise the clown in [[CWCville|Cwcville]]’s sewers today, and it’s been 30 years since it’s last adventure.
18/04/20 14:54:32 <Joshua Wise> I have an even greater one.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 17:11:15 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I have returned.-Death
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 19:05:53 <Christine>'''</font> Hey, Y’all. I took my phone to Batteries Plus first; they replaced the battery and it’s working good again. It was  
18/04/20 14:55:13 <Joshua Wise> We found Pennywise the clown in Cwcville’s sewers today, and it’s been 30 years since it’s last adventure.
 
18/04/20 17:11:15 <Joshua Wise> I have returned.-Death
 
18/04/20 19:05:53 <Christine> Hey, Y’all. I took my phone to Batteries Plus first; they replaced the battery and it’s working good again. It was  
definitely a less expensive option versus the new phone. I definitely can’t give y’all more money until next month. Thank you. Oh! Also, I have  
definitely a less expensive option versus the new phone. I definitely can’t give y’all more money until next month. Thank you. Oh! Also, I have  
something to share with Pitohui. Please, excuse me for a moment.
something to share with Pitohui. Please, excuse me for a moment.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 19:06:21 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> What?-Death
18/04/20 19:06:21 <Joshua Wise> What?-Death
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 19:08:05 <Christine>'''</font> Just a couple of fresh photos from earlier today in my new outfit she told me to go buy.
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 19:08:14 <Christine>'''</font> [[File:outfit1.png|200px]]
18/04/20 19:08:05 <Christine> Just a couple of fresh photos from earlier today in my new outfit she told me to go buy.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 19:08:20 <Christine>'''</font> [[File:Outfit2.png|200px]]  
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 19:08:44 <Christine>'''</font> There: green sweater and light grey slacks.
18/04/20 19:08:14 <Christine> [[File:outfit1.png|200px]]
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 19:08:54 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Yo-Pitohui
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 19:09:11 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Don't wear the newspaperboy cap or the medallion in that outfit.
18/04/20 19:08:20 <Christine> [[File:Outfit2.png|200px]]  
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 19:09:37 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Plus, die your hair blonde and talk endlessly about Cosmopolitans and Italy when you wear that outfit.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 19:09:57 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Also, get angry whenever someone brings up Watermelons.
18/04/20 19:08:44 <Christine> There: green sweater and light grey slacks.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 19:10:45 <Christine>'''</font> Anyway, I just wanted to visually confirm for you my outfit acquisition. I am going to the [[Anytime Fitness|gym]] now. I will check in  
 
18/04/20 19:08:54 <Joshua Wise> Yo-Pitohui
 
18/04/20 19:09:11 <Joshua Wise> Don't wear the newspaperboy cap or the medallion in that outfit.
 
18/04/20 19:09:37 <Joshua Wise> Plus, die your hair blonde and talk endlessly about Cosmopolitans and Italy when you wear that outfit.
 
18/04/20 19:09:57 <Joshua Wise> Also, get angry whenever someone brings up Watermelons.
 
18/04/20 19:10:45 <Christine> Anyway, I just wanted to visually confirm for you my outfit acquisition. I am going to the [[Anytime Fitness|gym]] now. I will check in  
again later. Thank you.
again later. Thank you.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 19:11:04 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> How long till they ban you from there too?
18/04/20 19:11:04 <Joshua Wise> How long till they ban you from there too?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 19:12:51 <Christine>'''</font> Hopefully Never Ever. I am going to be on better behavior and acknowledging of their rules and regulations. Bye.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 19:13:05 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Bullshit.
18/04/20 19:12:51 <Christine> Hopefully Never Ever. I am going to be on better behavior and acknowledging of their rules and regulations. Bye.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 19:13:11 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You said that about [[The End Games|the end]].
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 19:13:21 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> [[The End Games#Banned|You got kicked and nobody stuck up for you]].
18/04/20 19:13:05 <Joshua Wise> Bullshit.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 19:14:01 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I wonder who will throw your ass to the curb here? The patrons lifting weights, Or the Cops?
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 20:17:32 <Christine>'''</font> Regardless of your sarcasms, I am realizing the bouncy flaw of the fat breast lies upon my chest; they aware proving to  
18/04/20 19:13:11 <Joshua Wise> You said that about [[The End Games|the end]].
 
18/04/20 19:13:21 <Joshua Wise> [[The End Games#Banned|You got kicked and nobody stuck up for you]].
 
18/04/20 19:14:01 <Joshua Wise> I wonder who will throw your ass to the curb here? The patrons lifting weights, Or the Cops?
 
18/04/20 20:17:32 <Christine> Regardless of your sarcasms, I am realizing the bouncy flaw of the fat breast lies upon my chest; they aware proving to  
be very distracting while I am moving on the elliptical. I have come to a new and permanent decision: [[Idea_Guy#Chris_liking_flat-chested_women|I WILL draw myself flat-chested again from now  
be very distracting while I am moving on the elliptical. I have come to a new and permanent decision: [[Idea_Guy#Chris_liking_flat-chested_women|I WILL draw myself flat-chested again from now  
on]], and I WILL go back to the sports bra to keep them pressed in and in place.
on]], and I WILL go back to the sports bra to keep them pressed in and in place.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 20:19:01 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> That's from years of refusing to exercise properly. You grew fat on your chest that won't go away even if you did lose  
18/04/20 20:19:01 <Joshua Wise> That's from years of refusing to exercise properly. You grew fat on your chest that won't go away even if you did lose  
the weight, and now you're stuck with those globs of nasty for life.
the weight, and now you're stuck with those globs of nasty for life.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 20:19:09 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> And by the way?
18/04/20 20:19:09 <Joshua Wise> And by the way?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 20:19:55 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Don't ever tell me your tits are bigger than mine. At least mine are real, where as yours were man tits even before  
 
you decided to insult the female gender even further by at4DBD33ting to become one of us.
18/04/20 20:19:55 <Joshua Wise> Don't ever tell me your tits are bigger than mine. At least mine are real, where as yours were man tits even before  
<br><font color="#9000ff">'''18/04/20 20:29:13 <shikiboobzzzz>'''</font> Cute!
you decided to insult the female gender even further by attempting to become one of us.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/20 20:54:28 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> those are called man boobs chris.
 
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/20 20:54:30 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> moobs.
18/04/20 20:29:13 <shikiboobzzzz> Cute!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 22:40:14 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I have returned from killing a bunch of Rosechus at the mall!
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 22:40:14 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> [[File:Pitohui8 ds.png|200px]]
18/04/20 20:54:28 <Stephen Boyd> those are called man boobs chris.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 22:49:35 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> They all tried to hold guns to me, but they kept teacupping or wound up with shooter's thumb! Apparently recoil is a  
 
18/04/20 20:54:30 <Stephen Boyd> moobs.
 
18/04/20 22:40:14 <Joshua Wise> I have returned from killing a bunch of Rosechus at the mall!
 
18/04/20 22:40:14 <Joshua Wise> [''Image of Pitohui'']  
 
18/04/20 22:49:35 <Joshua Wise> They all tried to hold guns to me, but they kept teacupping or wound up with shooter's thumb! Apparently recoil is a  
new word to them too, since none of them knew trying to fire certain guns one-handed was a bad idea.
new word to them too, since none of them knew trying to fire certain guns one-handed was a bad idea.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 22:50:30 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Rosechu actually broke her arm trying to fire a Remington 870 one-handed at me.
18/04/20 22:50:30 <Joshua Wise> Rosechu actually broke her arm trying to fire a Remington 870 one-handed at me.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:18:45 <Christine>'''</font> A Fire-Type Sonichu?
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:20:29 <Christine>'''</font> The only two of the Specials of my people that are Fire types, that I am aware of are Sarachu (a Rosechu) and Wes-Li  
18/04/20 23:18:45 <Christine> A Fire-Type Sonichu?
 
18/04/20 23:20:29 <Christine> The only two of the Specials of my people that are Fire types, that I am aware of are Sarachu (a Rosechu) and Wes-Li  
Sonichu. Is this one really a new discovery for our list of Specials?
Sonichu. Is this one really a new discovery for our list of Specials?
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:30:31 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Yup
18/04/20 23:30:31 <Joshua Wise> Yup
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:30:39 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Also Rosechu is dead.
 
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/20 23:30:48 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Wow.
18/04/20 23:30:39 <Joshua Wise> Also Rosechu is dead.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/20 23:30:57 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Look at the smoldering flames.
 
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/20 23:31:09 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> I’m gonna go see a movie.
18/04/20 23:30:48 <Stephen Boyd> Wow.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/20 23:31:14 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Later Pito
 
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/20 23:31:22 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> And fatass get to exercising.
18/04/20 23:30:57 <Stephen Boyd> Look at the smoldering flames.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:31:25 <Christine>'''</font> Can we put those flames out?
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:31:29 <Christine>'''</font> I already did
18/04/20 23:31:09 <Stephen Boyd> I’m gonna go see a movie.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:31:29 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Nah
 
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/20 23:31:34 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Is she gone? -Jesus
18/04/20 23:31:14 <Stephen Boyd> Later Pito
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:31:47 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> CWCville disbanded the fire department for crack money.
 
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/20 23:32:03 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Why are the Sonichus addicts Christian?
18/04/20 23:31:22 <Stephen Boyd> And fatass get to exercising.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/20 23:32:12 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Answer your lord
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:32:56 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Hey Jesus
18/04/20 23:31:25 <Christine> Can we put those flames out?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:33:27 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Chris was telling me earlier how much he wants to be inflated like a balloon via air pump in the ass.
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:33:36 <Christine>'''</font> I did not
18/04/20 23:31:29 <Christine> I already did
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:33:50 <Christine>'''</font> Pitohui, Stop taking lies about me.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:34:29 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> He also said he wanted to steal more money from *real* disabled people.
18/04/20 23:31:29 <Joshua Wise> Nah
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:34:37 <Christine>'''</font> I Did Not!
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:34:42 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Finally
18/04/20 23:31:34 <Stephen Boyd> Is she gone? -Jesus
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:34:58 <Christine>'''</font> Shut Up!
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:35:06 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> He humbly requested that a cattle prod be stuck up his mom’s cunt.
18/04/20 23:31:47 <Joshua Wise> CWCville disbanded the fire department for crack money.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:35:41 <Christine>'''</font> You offensive sick, lying creep, Pitohui!
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:35:53 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You said it, not me~
18/04/20 23:32:03 <Stephen Boyd> Why are the Sonichus addicts Christian?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:36:01 <Christine>'''</font> I Never did.
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:36:11 <Christine>'''</font> You are putting words into my mouth.
18/04/20 23:32:12 <Stephen Boyd> Answer your lord
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:36:17 <Christine>'''</font> Stop Doing That.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:36:28 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I don’t need to.
18/04/20 23:32:56 <Joshua Wise> Hey Jesus
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:36:34 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You already said it~
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:36:52 <Christine>'''</font> I Never said Any of those things.
18/04/20 23:33:27 <Joshua Wise> Chris was telling me earlier how much he wants to be inflated like a balloon via air pump in the ass.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:37:33 <Christine>'''</font> Why don’t you go play some NES Duck Hunt, and let that dog laugh at you?
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:37:45 <Christine>'''</font> *groan*
18/04/20 23:33:36 <Christine> I did not
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:37:50 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> That’s an insult?
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:38:05 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I’m actually great at Duck Hunt.
18/04/20 23:33:50 <Christine> Pitohui, Stop taking lies about me.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:38:27 <Christine>'''</font> I just want you to Shut Up and stop making up crap against me in front of Jesus Christ.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:38:33 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I don’t have tard reflexes or rolls of fat weighing down my arms.
18/04/20 23:34:29 <Joshua Wise> He also said he wanted to steal more money from *real* disabled people.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:38:54 <Christine>'''</font> Pitohui, I Loathe You.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:39:12 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Nah man, say a real fucking insult.
18/04/20 23:34:37 <Christine> I Did Not!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:39:21 <Christine>'''</font> Okay.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:39:26 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> None of this pretentious shit.
18/04/20 23:34:42 <Joshua Wise> Finally
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:39:29 <Christine>'''</font> Pitohui, I Love You.
 
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:39:42 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> A real insult you creep.
18/04/20 23:34:58 <Christine> Shut Up!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:40:20 <Christine>'''</font> Ugh.
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:40:40 <Christine>'''</font> Anyway, Jesus, I am really not sure. And until a few months ago, I had not even heard of Wild Sonichu’s meth lab. If I  
18/04/20 23:35:06 <Joshua Wise> He humbly requested that a cattle prod be stuck up his mom’s cunt.
 
18/04/20 23:35:41 <Christine> You offensive sick, lying creep, Pitohui!
 
18/04/20 23:35:53 <Joshua Wise> You said it, not me~
 
18/04/20 23:36:01 <Christine> I Never did.
 
18/04/20 23:36:11 <Christine> You are putting words into my mouth.
 
18/04/20 23:36:17 <Christine> Stop Doing That.
 
18/04/20 23:36:28 <Joshua Wise> I don’t need to.
 
18/04/20 23:36:34 <Joshua Wise> You already said it~
 
18/04/20 23:36:52 <Christine> I Never said Any of those things.
 
18/04/20 23:37:33 <Christine> Why don’t you go play some NES Duck Hunt, and let that dog laugh at you?
 
18/04/20 23:37:45 <Christine> *groan*
 
18/04/20 23:37:50 <Joshua Wise> That’s an insult?
 
18/04/20 23:38:05 <Joshua Wise> I’m actually great at Duck Hunt.
 
18/04/20 23:38:27 <Christine> I just want you to Shut Up and stop making up crap against me in front of Jesus Christ.
 
18/04/20 23:38:33 <Joshua Wise> I don’t have tard reflexes or rolls of fat weighing down my arms.
 
18/04/20 23:38:54 <Christine> Pitohui, I Loathe You.
 
18/04/20 23:39:12 <Joshua Wise> Nah man, say a real fucking insult.
 
18/04/20 23:39:21 <Christine> Okay.
 
18/04/20 23:39:26 <Joshua Wise> None of this pretentious shit.
 
18/04/20 23:39:29 <Christine> Pitohui, I Love You.
 
18/04/20 23:39:42 <Joshua Wise> A real insult you creep.
 
18/04/20 23:40:20 <Christine> Ugh.
 
18/04/20 23:40:40 <Christine> Anyway, Jesus, I am really not sure. And until a few months ago, I had not even heard of Wild Sonichu’s meth lab. If I  
had to guess, I’d say it probably stemmed from my ADD and my other past non-drug addictions.
had to guess, I’d say it probably stemmed from my ADD and my other past non-drug addictions.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:41:05 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Don’t change the subject, porky.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:41:17 <Christine>'''</font> I was answering Jesus’ question.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:41:29 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Whatever
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:41:38 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I see your mom.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:42:04 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Flicks the selector off Safety*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:42:14 <Christine>'''</font> You know I Will run right upstairs.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:42:22 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Go ahead.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:42:36 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> 7.62 will just tear through your fat
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:42:46 <Christine>'''</font> I Need Her Alive.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:42:51 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Okay.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:42:57 <Christine>'''</font> Until After I am moved out.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:43:04 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Shoots Cryzel’s leg instead*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:43:45 <Christine>'''</font> And I did take the first step on that by taking with my friends about helping me find the new place to move to.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:43:52 <Christine>'''</font> You Fucking Monster!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:44:02 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Ahaahaahaahaaaaa
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:44:19 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Good luck running again.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:44:19 <Christine>'''</font> Cryzel!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:44:26 <Christine>'''</font> Ugh!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:44:32 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> She’s fine.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:44:41 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I just blew her kneecap off.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:44:57 <Christine>'''</font> You SHOT Her in the leg, you Insatiable C-Word.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:45:08 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> C-word? Be a man.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:45:20 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Blows her other kneecap off*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:45:38 <Christine>'''</font> Pitohui, You CUNT!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:45:50 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> There we go~!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:45:57 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> And guess what?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:46:04 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Mine is the real thing~
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:46:35 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Yours is just gonna be one in looks, but no womb~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:47:56 <Christine>'''</font> YOU FUCKING DAMNED CUNT, PITOHUI! YOU HEAL MY WIFE’S LEGS, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, OR I GO ON COMPLIMENTING YOUR DAMNED BEAUTIFUL BODY AGAIN WITH GREATEST KINDNESS THAT WILL SICKEN YOU TO NO FREAKING ENDS!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:48:17 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Go ahead fatty
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:48:38 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Unlike you, I have a nice body~
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:50:04 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> How much soy sauce did you have to guzzle to get the figure of a single obese cat lady?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:50:20 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Besides,
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:50:31 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I’m late to pool with LLEN!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:50:44 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Billiards and suffering are fun~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:51:43 <Christine>'''</font> Ironically, right now, I can’t help but say “OH, LORD!”
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:51:54 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> [[File:Pitohui pooldownscale.png|200px]]
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:52:14 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Plays pool while Cryzel cries for help*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:52:30 <Christine>'''</font> Cryzel!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:52:54 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> This is a fun way to start a Friday~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:53:17 <Christine>'''</font> YOU FUCKING BITCH!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:53:23 <Christine>'''</font> PITOHUI!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:53:27 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Yes~?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:54:00 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *noms pizza as Cryzel tries to crawl into the room*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:54:46 <Christine>'''</font> Jesus?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:55:29 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *flicks pebbles at Cryzel*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:56:06 <Christine>'''</font> Jesus, Please Help and Heal my wife!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:56:20 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Jesus, take the wheel!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:56:40 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Hey Christine?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:56:58 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Wanna hear my impression of Roberta?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:57:16 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *DURR I’M DEAD!!*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/20 23:57:57 <Christine>'''</font> Shut Up, Whore..
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:58:28 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> And I’m supposed to take this from *Stephanie Bustcakes*?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/20 23:59:17 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Besides, I’d say I was pretty spot-on with that impression.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:00:07 <Christine>'''</font> The only way you would be Truly Spot-On with that impression is if you went outside and let yourself be hit by an 18- Wheeler, right to the face and breasts.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:00:25 <Christine>'''</font> And I may as well add your cooch as well.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:01:02 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> That’s a weak insult.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:01:12 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I’m laughing pretty hard!
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 0:02:41 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Christian you haven't a place in my kingdom with that language pottypants.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:03:01 <Christine>'''</font> Yes, my Lord.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 0:03:23 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> For these transgressions you will APOLOGIZE and give Miss Pitohui whatever she desires.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:06:04 <Christine>'''</font> Pitohui, I am sorry for throwing insults left and right at you. And whatever you desire from me, personally and not through the pain and suffering of anyone else at all, I will be more than humble to oblige.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:06:40 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I want you to kick Magi-Chan in the dick
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:06:43 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> HARD
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:06:57 <Christine>'''</font> Next time I see him, I will do that.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:07:21 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I want you to name your child “Mistake”
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:07:45 <Christine>'''</font> I will name one of my children “Mistake”.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:08:03 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Name them all Mistake.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:08:11 <Christine>'''</font> That is too much
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:08:16 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Just the kids you have with Cryzel
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:08:47 <Christine>'''</font> Aside from those who are reborn through us?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:09:13 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Yeah
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:09:46 <Christine>'''</font> Alright, I will name each of all of the other children I have with Cryzel, “Mistake”.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:10:18 <Christine>'''</font> Anything else?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 0:10:26 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> I've got one.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 0:10:38 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Punch yourself in the breast until you vomit.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:11:09 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I want every Sonichu to get maced during dinner.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:11:20 <Christine>'''</font> Just making sure, is that a request from Jesus, or is that you, Professor?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 0:11:35 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> It's still Jesus.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 0:11:50 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Miss Gwendolyn has gone to see a movie.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:12:03 <Christine>'''</font> I will punch myself hard in the breasts after this conversation is done.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 0:12:39 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Then give Gwendolyn money.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:12:42 <Christine>'''</font> Pitohui, you may mace as many Sonichus as you wish tonight.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 0:12:52 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> SO SAYETH CHRIST YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:13:11 <Christine>'''</font> I can’t give any more money until next month, but that is my plan.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 0:13:23 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Double it then!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:13:46 <Christine>'''</font> I won’t be able to donate to the Goddesses if I do that.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:13:57 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> No no, it has to be a state law.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:15:02 <Christine>'''</font> No. That is going too far.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:15:27 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:16:16 <Christine>'''</font> I have experienced that pepper spray mace for myself, and I can’t have my people constantly having to suffer to it every night.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:16:25 <Christine>'''</font> They’re already suffering enough.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:16:31 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Too bad~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:16:53 <Christine>'''</font> Ugh.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:16:56 <Christine>'''</font> Fine!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:17:31 <Christine>'''</font> Until further notice, it will be a state law there in Cwcville to mace every Sonichu at dinner time.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:17:56 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Also every pregnant Rosechu has to be kicked in the stomach or pushed down a flight of stairs.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:18:18 <Christine>'''</font> YOU!!!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:18:34 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Yes, Soulja boy?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:20:24 <Christine>'''</font> I’m going to punch myself in the breasts now; and No kicking or punching any pregnant Rosechu, and NO pushing Anyone down flights of stairs!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:20:51 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Shoves a Pregnant Cera down a flight of stairs*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:22:11 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Whoops~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:32:17 <Christine>'''</font> By the way, does the name “[[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio Brando]]” mean anything to y’all?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 0:33:12 <Christine>'''</font> Or the term, “Stand User”?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:33:35 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Dio Brando?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:36:56 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Why?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:38:44 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> He died a long time ago.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:39:30 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Leave that Jojo shit outta this conversation, fatty.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 0:39:56 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Kicks Cryzel down the stairs too*
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 0:45:31 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Why would such a forsaken name be brought up my child?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 0:48:16 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Christine answer me o be forsaken youself.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:23:10 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Chris went to go drink butter.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:23:54 <Christine>'''</font> I do not drink butter
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:24:14 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> There he is after his butter coma.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:25:03 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> What do you think, Cryzel~?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:25:10 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *she wheezes*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:25:10 <Christine>'''</font> Anyway, I do not know that individual; the name was told to me by a a fan, that this Dio was trolling me.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:25:19 <Christine>'''</font> Cryzel!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:25:24 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Hold up.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:25:28 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Dio*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:25:54 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> How is Dio trolling you?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:27:10 <Christine>'''</font> From what I had heard, something about”Stand Power, “The World”” to screw things up for me.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:27:39 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Odd
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:28:23 <Christine>'''</font> Yes. That is all I know of that individual.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:28:40 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Who is the fan that told you this?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:29:41 <Christine>'''</font> The one who sent me the $650 recently, his name is Jack, from New York, with a few friends; told me they were all on my side. Jack is autistic too.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:30:35 <Christine>'''</font> He also mentions that this Dio is the main Troll they found.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:30:51 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I think they’re trolling you.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:31:08 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> The only Dio of that name died a looooong time ago.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:31:19 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You are right though.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:31:52 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> He *is* autistic if he paid you $650 just to attend an event he could laugh at you from.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:32:09 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> $650
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:32:25 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> That’s almost $1000.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:32:51 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> There’s lots of better ways he could have spent that money.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:32:58 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> But *trolling*?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:33:10 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Just wow.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 1:34:32 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Tell this Jack to wire you two grand to see if "The World" is in motion. -Gwen
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 1:34:43 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> I found Alan Moore on my home terminal.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:35:05 <Christine>'''</font> Also, I looked on my Twitter, someone named “Jailhouse Rui” said that I needed my Cutie Mark or Sonichu to be able to stand against the World’s ability, as “A Stand User can only be defeated by another Stand User.”
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:35:18 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Isn’t that funny, Cryzel?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:35:28 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *She coughs and wheezes*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:36:18 <Christine>'''</font> Cryzel! Please, stay alive. I wish I could help you recover from here.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:36:34 <Christine>'''</font> And, I will relay that message to Jack, Professor.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:40:21 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Spills hot coffee on her*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:40:26 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Whoops~!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:40:38 <Christine>'''</font> YOU BITCH!!!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:40:49 <Christine>'''</font> STOP ABUSING CRYZEL!!!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:41:17 <Christine>'''</font> YOU’RE ONLY MAKING ME MORE UPSET WITH YOU!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:41:24 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Ha
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:41:30 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> That’s funny.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:41:40 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Isn’t that funny, Cryzel?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:41:54 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *she gags*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:41:57 <Christine>'''</font> Let Her Go!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:42:44 <Christine>'''</font> I punched myself in the breasts for her, and by Jesus’ request.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:42:58 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Your species man, don’t they know it’s rude to text at the dinner table?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:43:47 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *stabs Cryzel in the shoulder with a fondue fork and snatched her phone*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:44:01 <Christine>'''</font> STOP IT PITOHUI!!!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:44:10 <Christine>'''</font> STOP TORTURING HER!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:44:15 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Ah, a text meant for Magi-Chan!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:44:34 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *With Pitohui*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:44:44 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh, you’ll love this next part.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:44:52 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *HELP!!*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:45:15 <Christine>'''</font> Shit!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:45:27 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You don’t text for help, you cry for help.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:45:43 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *yanks her from the table and walks her to the balcony*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:45:58 <Christine>'''</font> STOP THIS PITOHUI!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:46:00 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Wanna call for help, you do it right.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:46:06 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Go ahead.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:46:20 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *She whimpers for help*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:46:23 <Christine>'''</font> LEAVE CRYZEL AONE!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:46:29 <Christine>'''</font> CRYZEL!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:46:44 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> From you diaphragm, dear!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:46:58 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *whimpers help a little louder*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:47:04 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Like this;
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:47:14 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:47:31 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *she screams for help until Pitohui stops her*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:47:38 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Hear that?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:48:13 <Christine>'''</font> I heard. Now, Stop Torturing Cryzel!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:48:46 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Nobody is coming~
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:48:51 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Heehee
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:49:02 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *slams her back into the table*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:49:55 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *yanks the fork from her back*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:51:04 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You were saying, Chris?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:51:34 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Chris?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:52:01 <Christine>'''</font> I’m right here, Bitch.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:52:09 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Good~
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:52:57 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Gives Cryzel a gun*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:53:03 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Go ahead~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:53:12 <Christine>'''</font> NO!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:53:14 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You wanna shoot me, right?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:53:23 <Christine>'''</font> DON’T FIRE THAT GUN, CRYZEL!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:53:25 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I’m giving you the shot.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:53:31 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Go on~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:53:41 <Christine>'''</font> IT WILL RECOIL ON YOU!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:53:46 <Christine>'''</font> DO NOT FIRE!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:53:57 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You don’t even know what recoil is.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:54:29 <Christine>'''</font> DO NOT SHOOT, CRYZEL!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:55:03 <Christine>'''</font> Pitohui is trying to trick you in hurting yourself with a faulty gun.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:55:09 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Faulty?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:55:22 <Christine>'''</font> Taking examples from the Rosechus who had guns earlier today.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:55:26 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Bitch, do you even understand what recoil is?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:55:40 <Christine>'''</font> DO NOT SHOOT THAT GUN, CRYZEL!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:55:42 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Recoil is the force you feel from firing a gun.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:56:26 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *she takes the gun*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:56:31 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Excellent~
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:56:37 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Now~
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:56:44 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Squeeze the trigger~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:56:53 <Christine>'''</font> Cryzel, Don’t Do It!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:56:55 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I’ll make it easier~
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:57:09 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *places my forehead against the barrel*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:57:18 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Do it~
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:57:41 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *She squeezes the trigger in anger, but the gun clicks empty*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:57:58 <Christine>'''</font> I TOLD YOU, CRYZEL!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:58:03 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Ahahahaaa
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:58:10 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> It wasn’t loaded!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:59:05 <Christine>'''</font> She was Toying with You! I Tried to tell you!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:59:22 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Bitch, you told her recoil meant a faulty gun.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 1:59:36 <Christine>'''</font> No, I did not say that.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 1:59:41 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You did.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:00:01 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *”Taking examples from the Rosechus who had guns earlier today.”*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:00:18 <Christine>'''</font> I was right that the gun was faulty, because it was not loaded. And I Knew recoil was the force from firing the gun.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:00:20 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> They hurt themselves from not understanding how recoil works.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:00:29 <Christine>'''</font> Exactly.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:00:29 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Chris
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:00:42 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Faulty and not loaded are not the same thing....
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:01:08 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> That’s not faulty
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:01:22 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Maybe you just don’t know the definition of faulty?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:01:36 <Christine>'''</font> I Know what faulty means.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:01:46 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> No you don’t.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:02:43 <Christine>'''</font> It means that the item in question is not up to spec with the typical design of the norm of the same item, and therefore making the item not only useless and not-functional, but also potentially hazardous and dangerous to the user.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:04:27 <Christine>'''</font> And the fact that the gun had nothing to fire in it, meant that it’s primary function was non-functional. Therefore: it was a faulty weapon.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:04:33 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Good job googling
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:04:53 <Christine>'''</font> Googled with my mind. Not my phone.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:05:02 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> exceptional individual
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:05:30 <Christine>'''</font> Says the one who recognizes another.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:05:59 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> How long did you take to get your degree again?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:06:11 <Christine>'''</font> Five years.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:06:21 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> For that degree?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:06:37 <Christine>'''</font> It would have been sooner if I had not been banned from PVCC that one year.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:06:49 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Excuses excuses
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:07:30 <Christine>'''</font> I wish I had never hit on Vert at all that day with the meeting with Mary Lee Walsh, in ANY Timeline.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:08:34 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> And you call *me* an exceptional individual.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:09:16 <Christine>'''</font> If the insulter knows the word to call another who is one.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:10:05 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh nice comeback. Your mommy give it to you on paper?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:10:38 <Christine>'''</font> No, it came to me by email into the computer in my brain.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:12:32 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I had to take a moment to regain myself after laughing.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:12:51 <Christine>'''</font> I’m so glad I could entertain you
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:12:59 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> What drugs are you on, tubby?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:13:13 <Christine>'''</font> I have not taken any drugs tonight.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:13:23 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh sorry
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:13:27 <Christine>'''</font> If anyone’s on something, it might be you.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:13:29 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *”Meds”*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:13:43 <Christine>'''</font> You’re High on your Swedish Butter.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:13:52 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh yes, you’re right. I am on something.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:14:02 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> My boot on Cryzel’s head~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:14:25 <Christine>'''</font> Get your foot off her Right Now!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:14:34 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Presses down hard*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:14:39 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Nope~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:15:23 <Christine>'''</font> You know, perhaps My head alone should be more appropriate for your boot; it’s so thick-headed.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:15:57 <Christine>'''</font> I’m as thick as a football helmet.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:16:24 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Heehee
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:16:26 <Christine>'''</font> One that Nick Saban personally approved.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:17:00 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh~?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:17:09 <Christine>'''</font> Yup
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:17:41 <Christine>'''</font> He liked it so much, he had me cloned, so helmets could be made from my thick head.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:18:42 <Christine>'''</font> Oh, and my penis makes a great kicking tee; it’s bent right to keep the ball propped up.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:19:31 <Christine>'''</font> Where my dick ought to be all along, with the balls.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:19:37 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *presses harder*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:20:30 <Christine>'''</font> Cryzel’s Head is not worthy of the strength of your boot.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:20:51 <Christine>'''</font> You should find a head more worthy of your boot.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:21:05 <Christine>'''</font> Maybe your own.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:22:02 <Christine>'''</font> What will it take for you to stop torturing Cryzel?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:23:42 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Beg
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:23:55 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Get on your knees in a video and beg
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:24:06 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You may google drive for now.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:24:51 <Christine>'''</font> That is actually fair
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:25:03 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *presses into Cryzel’s shattered legs*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:25:24 <Christine>'''</font> I am on my knees right now. Please stop, and hold on while I record.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:25:44 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You’ve got thirty seconds, fatbody.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:27:36 <Christine>'''</font> Recorded
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:27:40 <Christine>'''</font> It’s uploading
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:28:18 <Christine>'''</font> Also, I have new information on “The World” thing Jack mentioned, from Jack.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:28:55 <Christine>'''</font> He said, ““The World” is basically this elaborate plot to troll you at BronyCon. It didn’t happen at MAGfest, fortunately. That was only because nobody knew you would show up.”
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:29:57 <Christine>'''</font> He is part of a group who wishes to keep me safe at the BronyCon, at least, and I quote him, “The Stardust Crusaders are an elite task force assembled solely for the benefit of ensuring that Christine Weston Chandler, ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu and Rosechu has a safe con visit.”
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:30:52 <Christine>'''</font> Anyway, the video is uploaded and processing.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:30:56 <Christine>'''</font><br>


18/04/20 23:41:05 <Joshua Wise> Don’t change the subject, porky.
''He uploaded [[Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture#First plea]]''
 
18/04/20 23:41:17 <Christine> I was answering Jesus’ question.
 
18/04/20 23:41:29 <Joshua Wise> Whatever
 
18/04/20 23:41:38 <Joshua Wise> I see your mom.
 
18/04/20 23:42:04 <Joshua Wise> *Flicks the selector off Safety*
 
18/04/20 23:42:14 <Christine> You know I Will run right upstairs.
 
18/04/20 23:42:22 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead.
 
18/04/20 23:42:36 <Joshua Wise> 7.62 will just tear through your fat
 
18/04/20 23:42:46 <Christine> I Need Her Alive.
 
18/04/20 23:42:51 <Joshua Wise> Okay.
 
18/04/20 23:42:57 <Christine> Until After I am moved out.
 
18/04/20 23:43:04 <Joshua Wise> *Shoots Cryzel’s leg instead*
 
18/04/20 23:43:45 <Christine> And I did take the first step on that by taking with my friends about helping me find the new place to move to.
 
18/04/20 23:43:52 <Christine> You Fucking Monster!
 
18/04/20 23:44:02 <Joshua Wise> Ahaahaahaahaaaaa
 
18/04/20 23:44:19 <Joshua Wise> Good luck running again.
 
18/04/20 23:44:19 <Christine> Cryzel!
 
18/04/20 23:44:26 <Christine> Ugh!
 
18/04/20 23:44:32 <Joshua Wise> She’s fine.
 
18/04/20 23:44:41 <Joshua Wise> I just blew her kneecap off.
 
18/04/20 23:44:57 <Christine> You SHOT Her in the leg, you Insatiable C-Word.
 
18/04/20 23:45:08 <Joshua Wise> C-word? Be a man.
 
18/04/20 23:45:20 <Joshua Wise> *Blows her other kneecap off*
 
18/04/20 23:45:38 <Christine> Pitohui, You CUNT!!!
 
18/04/20 23:45:50 <Joshua Wise> There we go~!
 
18/04/20 23:45:57 <Joshua Wise> And guess what?
 
18/04/20 23:46:04 <Joshua Wise> Mine is the real thing~
 
18/04/20 23:46:35 <Joshua Wise> Yours is just gonna be one in looks, but no womb~
 
18/04/20 23:47:56 <Christine> YOU FUCKING DAMNED CUNT, PITOHUI! YOU HEAL MY WIFE’S LEGS, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, OR I GO ON COMPLIMENTING YOUR DAMNED
BEAUTIFUL BODY AGAIN WITH GREATEST KINDNESS THAT WILL SICKEN YOU TO NO FREAKING ENDS!!!
 
18/04/20 23:48:17 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead fatty
 
18/04/20 23:48:38 <Joshua Wise> Unlike you, I have a nice body~
 
18/04/20 23:50:04 <Joshua Wise> How much soy sauce did you have to guzzle to get the figure of a single obese cat lady?
 
18/04/20 23:50:20 <Joshua Wise> Besides,
 
18/04/20 23:50:31 <Joshua Wise> I’m late to pool with LLEN!
 
18/04/20 23:50:44 <Joshua Wise> Billiards and suffering are fun~
 
18/04/20 23:51:43 <Christine> Ironically, right now, I can’t help but say “OH, LORD!”
 
18/04/20 23:51:54 <Joshua Wise> [''Image of Pitohui playing Pool'']
 
18/04/20 23:52:14 <Joshua Wise> *Plays pool while Cryzel cries for help*
 
18/04/20 23:52:30 <Christine> Cryzel!!!
 
18/04/20 23:52:54 <Joshua Wise> This is a fun way to start a Friday~
 
18/04/20 23:53:17 <Christine> YOU FUCKING BITCH!
 
18/04/20 23:53:23 <Christine> PITOHUI!!!
 
18/04/20 23:53:27 <Joshua Wise> Yes~?
 
18/04/20 23:54:00 <Joshua Wise> *noms pizza as Cryzel tries to crawl into the room*
 
18/04/20 23:54:46 <Christine> Jesus?
 
18/04/20 23:55:29 <Joshua Wise> *flicks pebbles at Cryzel*
 
18/04/20 23:56:06 <Christine> Jesus, Please Help and Heal my wife!
 
18/04/20 23:56:20 <Joshua Wise> Jesus, take the wheel!
 
18/04/20 23:56:40 <Joshua Wise> Hey Christine?
 
18/04/20 23:56:58 <Joshua Wise> Wanna hear my impression of Roberta?
 
18/04/20 23:57:16 <Joshua Wise> *DURR I’M DEAD!!*
 
18/04/20 23:57:57 <Christine> Shut Up, Whore..
 
18/04/20 23:58:28 <Joshua Wise> And I’m supposed to take this from *Stephanie Bustcakes*?
 
18/04/20 23:59:17 <Joshua Wise> Besides, I’d say I was pretty spot-on with that impression.
 
18/04/21 0:00:07 <Christine> The only way you would be Truly Spot-On with that impression is if you went outside and let yourself be hit by an 18-
Wheeler, right to the face and breasts.
 
18/04/21 0:00:25 <Christine> And I may as well add your cooch as well.
 
18/04/21 0:01:02 <Joshua Wise> That’s a weak insult.
 
18/04/21 0:01:12 <Joshua Wise> I’m laughing pretty hard!
 
18/04/21 0:02:41 <Stephen Boyd> Christian you haven't a place in my kingdom with that language pottypants.
 
18/04/21 0:03:01 <Christine> Yes, my Lord.
 
18/04/21 0:03:23 <Stephen Boyd> For these transgressions you will APOLOGIZE and give Miss Pitohui whatever she desires.
 
18/04/21 0:06:04 <Christine> Pitohui, I am sorry for throwing insults left and right at you. And whatever you desire from me, personally and not
through the pain and suffering of anyone else at all, I will be more than humble to oblige.
 
18/04/21 0:06:40 <Joshua Wise> I want you to kick Magi-Chan in the dick
 
18/04/21 0:06:43 <Joshua Wise> HARD
 
18/04/21 0:06:57 <Christine> Next time I see him, I will do that.
 
18/04/21 0:07:21 <Joshua Wise> I want you to name your child “Mistake”
 
18/04/21 0:07:45 <Christine> I will name one of my children “Mistake”.
 
18/04/21 0:08:03 <Joshua Wise> Name them all Mistake.
 
18/04/21 0:08:11 <Christine> That is too much
 
18/04/21 0:08:16 <Joshua Wise> Just the kids you have with Cryzel
 
18/04/21 0:08:47 <Christine> Aside from those who are reborn through us?
 
18/04/21 0:09:13 <Joshua Wise> Yeah
 
18/04/21 0:09:46 <Christine> Alright, I will name each of all of the other children I have with Cryzel, “Mistake”.
 
18/04/21 0:10:18 <Christine> Anything else?
 
18/04/21 0:10:26 <Stephen Boyd> I've got one.
 
18/04/21 0:10:38 <Stephen Boyd> Punch yourself in the breast until you vomit.
 
18/04/21 0:11:09 <Joshua Wise> I want every Sonichu to get maced during dinner.
 
18/04/21 0:11:20 <Christine> Just making sure, is that a request from Jesus, or is that you, Professor?
 
18/04/21 0:11:35 <Stephen Boyd> It's still Jesus.
 
18/04/21 0:11:50 <Stephen Boyd> Miss Gwendolyn has gone to see a movie.
 
18/04/21 0:12:03 <Christine> I will punch myself hard in the breasts after this conversation is done.
 
18/04/21 0:12:39 <Stephen Boyd> Then give Gwendolyn money.
 
18/04/21 0:12:42 <Christine> Pitohui, you may mace as many Sonichus as you wish tonight.
 
18/04/21 0:12:52 <Stephen Boyd> SO SAYETH CHRIST YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR!
 
18/04/21 0:13:11 <Christine> I can’t give any more money until next month, but that is my plan.
 
18/04/21 0:13:23 <Stephen Boyd> Double it then!
 
18/04/21 0:13:46 <Christine> I won’t be able to donate to the Goddesses if I do that.
 
18/04/21 0:13:57 <Joshua Wise> No no, it has to be a state law.
 
18/04/21 0:15:02 <Christine> No. That is going too far.
 
18/04/21 0:15:27 <Joshua Wise> Oh?
 
18/04/21 0:16:16 <Christine> I have experienced that pepper spray mace for myself, and I can’t have my people constantly having to suffer to it every
night.
 
18/04/21 0:16:25 <Christine> They’re already suffering enough.
 
18/04/21 0:16:31 <Joshua Wise> Too bad~
 
18/04/21 0:16:53 <Christine> Ugh.
 
18/04/21 0:16:56 <Christine> Fine!
 
18/04/21 0:17:31 <Christine> Until further notice, it will be a state law there in Cwcville to mace every Sonichu at dinner time.
 
18/04/21 0:17:56 <Joshua Wise> Also every pregnant Rosechu has to be kicked in the stomach or pushed down a flight of stairs.
 
18/04/21 0:18:18 <Christine> YOU!!!!!
 
18/04/21 0:18:34 <Joshua Wise> Yes, Soulja boy?
 
18/04/21 0:20:24 <Christine> I’m going to punch myself in the breasts now; and No kicking or punching any pregnant Rosechu, and NO pushing Anyone down
flights of stairs!
 
18/04/21 0:20:51 <Joshua Wise> *Shoves a Pregnant Cera down a flight of stairs*
 
18/04/21 0:22:11 <Joshua Wise> Whoops~
 
18/04/21 0:32:17 <Christine> By the way, does the name “Dio Brando” mean anything to y’all?
 
18/04/21 0:33:12 <Christine> Or the term, “Stand User”?
 
18/04/21 0:33:35 <Joshua Wise> Dio Brando?
 
18/04/21 0:36:56 <Joshua Wise> Why?
 
18/04/21 0:38:44 <Joshua Wise> He died a long time ago.
 
18/04/21 0:39:30 <Joshua Wise> Leave that Jojo shit outta this conversation, fatty.
 
18/04/21 0:39:56 <Joshua Wise> *Kicks Cryzel down the stairs too*
 
18/04/21 0:45:31 <Stephen Boyd> Why would such a forsaken name be brought up my child?
 
18/04/21 0:48:16 <Stephen Boyd> Christine answer me o be forsaken youself.
 
18/04/21 1:23:10 <Joshua Wise> Chris went to go drink butter.
 
18/04/21 1:23:54 <Christine> I do not drink butter
 
18/04/21 1:24:14 <Joshua Wise> There he is after his butter coma.
 
18/04/21 1:25:03 <Joshua Wise> What do you think, Cryzel~?
 
18/04/21 1:25:10 <Joshua Wise> *she wheezes*
 
18/04/21 1:25:10 <Christine> Anyway, I do not know that individual; the name was told to me by a a fan, that this Dio was trolling me.
 
18/04/21 1:25:19 <Christine> Cryzel!
 
18/04/21 1:25:24 <Joshua Wise> Hold up.
 
18/04/21 1:25:28 <Joshua Wise> *Dio*
 
18/04/21 1:25:54 <Joshua Wise> How is Dio trolling you?
 
18/04/21 1:27:10 <Christine> From what I had heard, something about”Stand Power, “The World”” to screw things up for me.
 
18/04/21 1:27:39 <Joshua Wise> Odd
 
18/04/21 1:28:23 <Christine> Yes. That is all I know of that individual.
 
18/04/21 1:28:40 <Joshua Wise> Who is the fan that told you this?
 
18/04/21 1:29:41 <Christine> The one who sent me the $650 recently, his name is Jack, from New York, with a few friends; told me they were all on my
side. Jack is autistic too.
 
18/04/21 1:30:35 <Christine> He also mentions that this Dio is the main Troll they found.
 
18/04/21 1:30:51 <Joshua Wise> I think they’re trolling you.
 
18/04/21 1:31:08 <Joshua Wise> The only Dio of that name died a looooong time ago.
 
18/04/21 1:31:19 <Joshua Wise> You are right though.
 
18/04/21 1:31:52 <Joshua Wise> He *is* autistic if he paid you $650 just to attend an event he could laugh at you from.
 
18/04/21 1:32:09 <Joshua Wise> $650
 
18/04/21 1:32:25 <Joshua Wise> That’s almost $1000.
 
18/04/21 1:32:51 <Joshua Wise> There’s lots of better ways he could have spent that money.
 
18/04/21 1:32:58 <Joshua Wise> But *trolling*?
 
18/04/21 1:33:10 <Joshua Wise> Just wow.
 
18/04/21 1:34:32 <Stephen Boyd> Tell this Jack to wire you two grand to see if "The World" is in motion. -Gwen
 
18/04/21 1:34:43 <Stephen Boyd> I found Alan Moore on my home terminal.
 
18/04/21 1:35:05 <Christine> Also, I looked on my Twitter, someone named “Jailhouse Rui” said that I needed my Cutie Mark or Sonichu to be able to
stand against the World’s ability, as “A Stand User can only be defeated by another Stand User.”
 
18/04/21 1:35:18 <Joshua Wise> Isn’t that funny, Cryzel?
 
18/04/21 1:35:28 <Joshua Wise> *She coughs and wheezes*
 
18/04/21 1:36:18 <Christine> Cryzel! Please, stay alive. I wish I could help you recover from here.
 
18/04/21 1:36:34 <Christine> And, I will relay that message to Jack, Professor.
 
18/04/21 1:40:21 <Joshua Wise> *Spills hot coffee on her*
 
18/04/21 1:40:26 <Joshua Wise> Whoops~!
 
18/04/21 1:40:38 <Christine> YOU BITCH!!!
 
18/04/21 1:40:49 <Christine> STOP ABUSING CRYZEL!!!
 
18/04/21 1:41:17 <Christine> YOU’RE ONLY MAKING ME MORE UPSET WITH YOU!
 
18/04/21 1:41:24 <Joshua Wise> Ha
 
18/04/21 1:41:30 <Joshua Wise> That’s funny.
 
18/04/21 1:41:40 <Joshua Wise> Isn’t that funny, Cryzel?
 
18/04/21 1:41:54 <Joshua Wise> *she gags*
 
18/04/21 1:41:57 <Christine> Let Her Go!
 
18/04/21 1:42:44 <Christine> I punched myself in the breasts for her, and by Jesus’ request.
 
18/04/21 1:42:58 <Joshua Wise> Your species man, don’t they know it’s rude to text at the dinner table?
 
18/04/21 1:43:47 <Joshua Wise> *stabs Cryzel in the shoulder with a fondue fork and snatched her phone*
 
18/04/21 1:44:01 <Christine> STOP IT PITOHUI!!!
 
18/04/21 1:44:10 <Christine> STOP TORTURING HER!
 
18/04/21 1:44:15 <Joshua Wise> Ah, a text meant for Magi-Chan!
 
18/04/21 1:44:34 <Joshua Wise> *With Pitohui*
 
18/04/21 1:44:44 <Joshua Wise> Oh, you’ll love this next part.
 
18/04/21 1:44:52 <Joshua Wise> *HELP!!*
 
18/04/21 1:45:15 <Christine> Shit!
 
18/04/21 1:45:27 <Joshua Wise> You don’t text for help, you cry for help.
 
18/04/21 1:45:43 <Joshua Wise> *yanks her from the table and walks her to the balcony*
 
18/04/21 1:45:58 <Christine> STOP THIS PITOHUI!!!
 
18/04/21 1:46:00 <Joshua Wise> Wanna call for help, you do it right.
 
18/04/21 1:46:06 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead.
 
18/04/21 1:46:20 <Joshua Wise> *She whimpers for help*
 
18/04/21 1:46:23 <Christine> LEAVE CRYZEL AONE!
 
18/04/21 1:46:29 <Christine> CRYZEL!
 
18/04/21 1:46:44 <Joshua Wise> From you diaphragm, dear!
 
18/04/21 1:46:58 <Joshua Wise> *whimpers help a little louder*
 
18/04/21 1:47:04 <Joshua Wise> Like this;
 
18/04/21 1:47:14 <Joshua Wise> HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!
 
18/04/21 1:47:31 <Joshua Wise> *she screams for help until Pitohui stops her*
 
18/04/21 1:47:38 <Joshua Wise> Hear that?
 
18/04/21 1:48:13 <Christine> I heard. Now, Stop Torturing Cryzel!!!
 
18/04/21 1:48:46 <Joshua Wise> Nobody is coming~
 
18/04/21 1:48:51 <Joshua Wise> Heehee
 
18/04/21 1:49:02 <Joshua Wise> *slams her back into the table*
 
18/04/21 1:49:55 <Joshua Wise> *yanks the fork from her back*
 
18/04/21 1:51:04 <Joshua Wise> You were saying, Chris?
 
18/04/21 1:51:34 <Joshua Wise> Chris?
 
18/04/21 1:52:01 <Christine> I’m right here, Bitch.
 
18/04/21 1:52:09 <Joshua Wise> Good~
 
18/04/21 1:52:57 <Joshua Wise> *Gives Cryzel a gun*
 
18/04/21 1:53:03 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead~
 
18/04/21 1:53:12 <Christine> NO!
 
18/04/21 1:53:14 <Joshua Wise> You wanna shoot me, right?
 
18/04/21 1:53:23 <Christine> DON’T FIRE THAT GUN, CRYZEL!!!
 
18/04/21 1:53:25 <Joshua Wise> I’m giving you the shot.
 
18/04/21 1:53:31 <Joshua Wise> Go on~
 
18/04/21 1:53:41 <Christine> IT WILL RECOIL ON YOU!
 
18/04/21 1:53:46 <Christine> DO NOT FIRE!
 
18/04/21 1:53:57 <Joshua Wise> You don’t even know what recoil is.
 
18/04/21 1:54:29 <Christine> DO NOT SHOOT, CRYZEL!
 
18/04/21 1:55:03 <Christine> Pitohui is trying to trick you in hurting yourself with a faulty gun.
 
18/04/21 1:55:09 <Joshua Wise> Faulty?
 
18/04/21 1:55:22 <Christine> Taking examples from the Rosechus who had guns earlier today.
 
18/04/21 1:55:26 <Joshua Wise> Bitch, do you even understand what recoil is?
 
18/04/21 1:55:40 <Christine> DO NOT SHOOT THAT GUN, CRYZEL!
 
18/04/21 1:55:42 <Joshua Wise> Recoil is the force you feel from firing a gun.
 
18/04/21 1:56:26 <Joshua Wise> *she takes the gun*
 
18/04/21 1:56:31 <Joshua Wise> Excellent~
 
18/04/21 1:56:37 <Joshua Wise> Now~
 
18/04/21 1:56:44 <Joshua Wise> Squeeze the trigger~
 
18/04/21 1:56:53 <Christine> Cryzel, Don’t Do It!
 
18/04/21 1:56:55 <Joshua Wise> I’ll make it easier~
 
18/04/21 1:57:09 <Joshua Wise> *places my forehead against the barrel*
 
18/04/21 1:57:18 <Joshua Wise> Do it~
 
18/04/21 1:57:41 <Joshua Wise> *She squeezes the trigger in anger, but the gun clicks empty*
 
18/04/21 1:57:58 <Christine> I TOLD YOU, CRYZEL!
 
18/04/21 1:58:03 <Joshua Wise> Ahahahaaa
 
18/04/21 1:58:10 <Joshua Wise> It wasn’t loaded!
 
18/04/21 1:59:05 <Christine> She was Toying with You! I Tried to tell you!
 
18/04/21 1:59:22 <Joshua Wise> Bitch, you told her recoil meant a faulty gun.
 
18/04/21 1:59:36 <Christine> No, I did not say that.
 
18/04/21 1:59:41 <Joshua Wise> You did.
 
18/04/21 2:00:01 <Joshua Wise> *”Taking examples from the Rosechus who had guns earlier today.”*
 
18/04/21 2:00:18 <Christine> I was right that the gun was faulty, because it was not loaded. And I Knew recoil was the force from firing the gun.
 
18/04/21 2:00:20 <Joshua Wise> They hurt themselves from not understanding how recoil works.
 
18/04/21 2:00:29 <Christine> Exactly.
 
18/04/21 2:00:29 <Joshua Wise> Chris
 
18/04/21 2:00:42 <Joshua Wise> Faulty and not loaded are not the same thing....
 
18/04/21 2:01:08 <Joshua Wise> That’s not faulty
 
18/04/21 2:01:22 <Joshua Wise> Maybe you just don’t know the definition of faulty?
 
18/04/21 2:01:36 <Christine> I Know what faulty means.
 
18/04/21 2:01:46 <Joshua Wise> No you don’t.
 
18/04/21 2:02:43 <Christine> It means that the item in question is not up to spec with the typical design of the norm of the same item, and therefore
making the item not only useless and not-functional, but also potentially hazardous and dangerous to the user.
 
18/04/21 2:04:27 <Christine> And the fact that the gun had nothing to fire in it, meant that it’s primary function was non-functional. Therefore: it
was a faulty weapon.
 
18/04/21 2:04:33 <Joshua Wise> Good job googling
 
18/04/21 2:04:53 <Christine> Googled with my mind. Not my phone.
 
18/04/21 2:05:02 <Joshua Wise> exceptional individual
 
18/04/21 2:05:30 <Christine> Says the one who recognizes another.
 
18/04/21 2:05:59 <Joshua Wise> How long did you take to get your degree again?
 
18/04/21 2:06:11 <Christine> Five years.
 
18/04/21 2:06:21 <Joshua Wise> For that degree?
 
18/04/21 2:06:37 <Christine> It would have been sooner if I had not been banned from PVCC that one year.
 
18/04/21 2:06:49 <Joshua Wise> Excuses excuses
 
18/04/21 2:07:30 <Christine> I wish I had never hit on Vert at all that day with the meeting with Mary Lee Walsh, in ANY Timeline.
 
18/04/21 2:08:34 <Joshua Wise> And you call *me* an exceptional individual.
 
18/04/21 2:09:16 <Christine> If the insulter knows the word to call another who is one.
 
18/04/21 2:10:05 <Joshua Wise> Oh nice comeback. Your mommy give it to you on paper?
 
18/04/21 2:10:38 <Christine> No, it came to me by email into the computer in my brain.
 
18/04/21 2:12:32 <Joshua Wise> I had to take a moment to regain myself after laughing.
 
18/04/21 2:12:51 <Christine> I’m so glad I could entertain you
 
18/04/21 2:12:59 <Joshua Wise> What drugs are you on, tubby?
 
18/04/21 2:13:13 <Christine> I have not taken any drugs tonight.
 
18/04/21 2:13:23 <Joshua Wise> Oh sorry
 
18/04/21 2:13:27 <Christine> If anyone’s on something, it might be you.
 
18/04/21 2:13:29 <Joshua Wise> *”Meds”*
 
18/04/21 2:13:43 <Christine> You’re High on your Swedish Butter.
 
18/04/21 2:13:52 <Joshua Wise> Oh yes, you’re right. I am on something.
 
18/04/21 2:14:02 <Joshua Wise> My boot on Cryzel’s head~
 
18/04/21 2:14:25 <Christine> Get your foot off her Right Now!
 
18/04/21 2:14:34 <Joshua Wise> *Presses down hard*
 
18/04/21 2:14:39 <Joshua Wise> Nope~
 
18/04/21 2:15:23 <Christine> You know, perhaps My head alone should be more appropriate for your boot; it’s so thick-headed.
 
18/04/21 2:15:57 <Christine> I’m as thick as a football helmet.
 
18/04/21 2:16:24 <Joshua Wise> Heehee
 
18/04/21 2:16:26 <Christine> One that Nick Saban personally approved.
 
18/04/21 2:17:00 <Joshua Wise> Oh~?
 
18/04/21 2:17:09 <Christine> Yup
 
18/04/21 2:17:41 <Christine> He liked it so much, he had me cloned, so helmets could be made from my thick head.
 
18/04/21 2:18:42 <Christine> Oh, and my penis makes a great kicking tee; it’s bent right to keep the ball propped up.
 
18/04/21 2:19:31 <Christine> Where my dick ought to be all along, with the balls.
 
18/04/21 2:19:37 <Joshua Wise> *presses harder*
 
18/04/21 2:20:30 <Christine> Cryzel’s Head is not worthy of the strength of your boot.
 
18/04/21 2:20:51 <Christine> You should find a head more worthy of your boot.
 
18/04/21 2:21:05 <Christine> Maybe your own.
 
18/04/21 2:22:02 <Christine> What will it take for you to stop torturing Cryzel?
 
18/04/21 2:23:42 <Joshua Wise> Beg
 
18/04/21 2:23:55 <Joshua Wise> Get on your knees in a video and beg
 
18/04/21 2:24:06 <Joshua Wise> You may google drive for now.
 
18/04/21 2:24:51 <Christine> That is actually fair
 
18/04/21 2:25:03 <Joshua Wise> *presses into Cryzel’s shattered legs*
 
18/04/21 2:25:24 <Christine> I am on my knees right now. Please stop, and hold on while I record.
 
18/04/21 2:25:44 <Joshua Wise> You’ve got thirty seconds, fatbody.
 
18/04/21 2:27:36 <Christine> Recorded
 
18/04/21 2:27:40 <Christine> It’s uploading
 
18/04/21 2:28:18 <Christine> Also, I have new information on “The World” thing Jack mentioned, from Jack.
 
18/04/21 2:28:55 <Christine> He said, ““The World” is basically this elaborate plot to troll you at BronyCon. It didn’t happen at MAGfest,
fortunately. That was only because nobody knew you would show up.”
 
18/04/21 2:29:57 <Christine> He is part of a group who wishes to keep me safe at the BronyCon, at least, and I quote him, “The Stardust Crusaders are
an elite task force assembled solely for the benefit of ensuring that Christine Weston Chandler, ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu and Rosechu has a safe
con visit.”
 
18/04/21 2:30:52 <Christine> Anyway, the video is uploaded and processing.
 
18/04/21 2:30:56 <Christine> [[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7736-webm.494908 ''First plea video'']]
 
18/04/21 2:32:20 <Christine> And I would surmise that the Troll leading this “World” plan is this “Dio Brando” he mentioned earlier.
 
18/04/21 2:33:04 <Joshua Wise> Not pleased with your video.
 
18/04/21 2:33:18 <Joshua Wise> *whips Cryzel*
 
18/04/21 2:33:35 <Christine> Leave Cryzel Alone!
 
18/04/21 2:34:02 <Christine> I gave you information about a bunch of trolls who will be Trolling at BronyCon this year.
 
18/04/21 2:34:15 <Joshua Wise> Heehee
 
18/04/21 2:34:37 <Joshua Wise> But the video was all I asked, and you didn’t deliver~
 
18/04/21 2:34:48 <Christine> I Did Deliver.
 
18/04/21 2:34:54 <Christine> I Begged You
 
18/04/21 2:35:18 <Joshua Wise> None of your tard “I will mom” tone.
 
18/04/21 2:35:49 <Christine> Okay, you lost me. “I will mom”? What’s that mean?
 
18/04/21 2:36:30 <Joshua Wise> You always sound monotone and annoyed when someone ask you to do something.
 
18/04/21 2:37:33 <Joshua Wise> I want you to *beg* like the old bitch you are~
 
18/04/21 2:37:40 <Joshua Wise> Cry and shout.
 
18/04/21 2:37:51 <Christine> Hold on
 
18/04/21 2:38:14 <Joshua Wise> I don’t have all night, fatass.
 
18/04/21 2:39:49 <Christine> Uploading new video
 
18/04/21 2:40:22 <Christine> I don’t have all night either, and I should have been in bed 40 minutes ago.
 
18/04/21 2:40:41 <Christine> [[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7737-webm.494909 ''Second plea video'']]
 
18/04/21 2:42:17 <Joshua Wise> Too bad
 
18/04/21 2:42:21 <Joshua Wise> It’s Friday
 
18/04/21 2:43:18 <Christine> I was not monotoned in this video.
 
18/04/21 2:45:38 <Joshua Wise> I’ll be the judge of that
 
18/04/21 2:45:48 <Joshua Wise> Stay up with me and Cryzel
 
18/04/21 2:46:04 <Christine> Yes
 
18/04/21 2:47:20 <Joshua Wise> You kept saying my name wrong, you moron.
 
18/04/21 2:47:39 <Joshua Wise> Do it again
 
18/04/21 2:48:09 <Christine> How is your name pronounced?
 
18/04/21 2:48:49 <Joshua Wise> I’ll sound it out for you since your tard Southern dialect will likely butcher it again.
 
18/04/21 2:49:04 <Christine> Okay
 
18/04/21 2:49:15 <Joshua Wise> P-Toe-Hwee
 
18/04/21 2:49:40 <Christine> Alright. I need a moment; I have to pee, then I will record again.
 
18/04/21 2:49:49 <Joshua Wise> No
 
18/04/21 2:50:02 <Joshua Wise> Pee there and record yourself begging.
 
18/04/21 2:50:12 <Christine> Fine.
 
18/04/21 2:52:43 <Christine> Uploading
 
18/04/21 2:53:27 <Joshua Wise> I'll be waiting.
 
18/04/21 2:53:42 <Joshua Wise> You won't get to rest until you say it right after all~
 
18/04/21 2:54:13 <Christine> [[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7738-webm.494911 ''Third plea video'']]
 
18/04/21 2:56:04 <Joshua Wise> Just waiting for it to process entirely.
 
18/04/21 2:56:49 <Christine> I’m staying up and doing all this for you, Cryzel.
 
18/04/21 2:56:59 <Joshua Wise> You hear that, Cryzel?
 
18/04/21 2:57:13 <Joshua Wise> *Digs my heel into her leg*
 
18/04/21 2:57:49 <Joshua Wise> *She wheezes*
 
18/04/21 2:58:03 <Christine> I would never stay up late for the bitch who is torturing you and I right now. Although, I realize you are hurting worse
than I am feeling.
 
18/04/21 2:58:31 <Christine> I am really sorry this is happening to you, honey.
 
18/04/21 2:58:42 <Joshua Wise> Daww
 
18/04/21 2:58:45 <Joshua Wise> You hear that?
 
18/04/21 2:59:02 <Joshua Wise> He obviously has a boner for me if he's willing to give me a name and not you~
 
18/04/21 2:59:18 <Christine> NO
 
18/04/21 2:59:24 <Christine> Cryzel is my Honey
 
18/04/21 2:59:29 <Joshua Wise> Ya sure?
 
18/04/21 2:59:29 <Christine> Not You, Pitohui
 
18/04/21 2:59:40 <Joshua Wise> Look at what he typed~*Shows Cryzel the phone*
 
18/04/21 3:00:07 <Christine> Cryzel knows I call her my Honey, and Love.
 
18/04/21 3:00:29 <Joshua Wise> *She cries*
 
18/04/21 3:00:36 <Joshua Wise> Awwwww
 
18/04/21 3:00:41 <Joshua Wise> That's unfortunate~
 
18/04/21 3:01:03 <Christine> DAMN MY MISWORDING!
 
18/04/21 3:01:25 <Joshua Wise> You said my name wrong *AGAIN*
 
18/04/21 3:01:45 <Christine> P-Toe-Hwee
 
18/04/21 3:01:49 <Joshua Wise> Yeah
 
18/04/21 3:01:57 <Joshua Wise> you said P'tohui.
 
18/04/21 3:02:03 <Joshua Wise> Not Pitohui.
 
18/04/21 3:02:23 <Christine> I’m getting on my knees again.
 
18/04/21 3:03:07 <Joshua Wise> I guess an inbred tard like you will still say it wrong.
 
18/04/21 3:04:31 <Christine> Uploading
 
18/04/21 3:05:29 <Joshua Wise> You keep forgetting I have *two* Is in my name.
 
18/04/21 3:05:47 <Christine> [[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7741-webm.494915 ''"All Star" video'']]
 
18/04/21 3:06:09 <Christine> That “Toe” is pronounced “Two”?
 
18/04/21 3:06:20 <Joshua Wise> o
 
18/04/21 3:06:22 <Joshua Wise> No
 
18/04/21 3:06:37 <Joshua Wise> How sad, Cryzel.
 
18/04/21 3:06:48 <Joshua Wise> Your hubby can't even say names right~
 
18/04/21 3:06:55 <Christine> You said, “You keep forgetting I have *two* Is in my name.”
 
18/04/21 3:06:56 <Joshua Wise> *digs into her wound*
 
18/04/21 3:07:03 <Joshua Wise> Is
 
18/04/21 3:07:08 <Joshua Wise> The letter I
 
18/04/21 3:07:20 <Christine> Pitohui
 
18/04/21 3:07:41 <Joshua Wise> Yeah but tard mouth Chrissy here keeps saying P'tohui.
 
18/04/21 3:07:57 <Joshua Wise> Like my name is that hard.
 
18/04/21 3:08:28 <Christine> Pronounced like the letter “P”, then “toe”, then “hwee”.
 
18/04/21 3:09:18 <Joshua Wise> Yes, what is so hard about that?
 
18/04/21 3:09:21 <Christine> To accentuate the first “I” would make the first syllable sound like “Pi”.
 
18/04/21 3:09:33 <Joshua Wise> Jesus...
 
18/04/21 3:09:37 <Joshua Wise> PEE
 
18/04/21 3:09:38 <Christine> And I did pronounce it like “P”
 
18/04/21 3:09:39 <Joshua Wise> PEE
 
18/04/21 3:09:54 <Christine> Right, “PEE” is the first syllable
 
18/04/21 3:10:02 <Joshua Wise> Say PEE like the fucking alphabet.
 
18/04/21 3:10:09 <Christine> P
 
18/04/21 3:10:16 <Joshua Wise> Oh my fucking....
 
18/04/21 3:10:24 <Joshua Wise> *Stomps on Cryzel's wound*
 
18/04/21 3:10:44 <Christine> How did the video turn out?
 
18/04/21 3:10:45 <Joshua Wise> Understand now?
 
18/04/21 3:10:49 <Christine> Yes
 
18/04/21 3:11:37 <Joshua Wise> Even now you *still* butcher my name.
 
18/04/21 3:11:55 <Christine> What did I get wrong this time?
 
18/04/21 3:12:17 <Joshua Wise> You still mispronounced the *Pito* part.
 
18/04/21 3:12:49 <Joshua Wise> Fuck it
 
18/04/21 3:12:52 <Joshua Wise> No more.
 
18/04/21 3:13:02 <Joshua Wise> *Stomps on Cryzel's tail*
 
18/04/21 3:14:00 <Joshua Wise> I want another video from you now.
 
18/04/21 3:14:34 <Christine> What do you want now?
 
18/04/21 3:14:52 <Joshua Wise> I want you to scream Allstar.
 
18/04/21 3:14:58 <Joshua Wise> on camera.
 
18/04/21 3:15:18 <Christine> Just the one word?
 
18/04/21 3:15:28 <Joshua Wise> The song, you idiot.
 
18/04/21 3:15:55 <Christine> I need to locate the lyrics. Hold on.
 
18/04/21 3:16:15 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZYgIrqELFw
 
18/04/21 3:16:16 <Joshua Wise> Here
 
18/04/21 3:16:29 <Christine> Give me a few minutes.
 
18/04/21 3:17:10 <Joshua Wise> and I want you to dance like you're constipated and angry.
 
18/04/21 3:17:57 <Christine> Well, I’m definitely Angry, but not as angry as Kratos on any day of the week.
 
18/04/21 3:20:48 <Joshua Wise> Dance like an angry constipated indian.
 
18/04/21 3:24:23 <Christine> Uploading, and I danced like I was constipated.
 
18/04/21 3:24:48 <Christine> And my throat feels soar.
 
18/04/21 3:25:12 <Joshua Wise> Let's see~
 
18/04/21 3:27:04 <Christine> The only positive I will give you now is that you’ve made me burn a thousand calories tonight
 
18/04/21 3:27:43 <Christine> [[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7739-webm.494914 ''Fourth plea video'']]
 
18/04/21 3:27:43 <Joshua Wise> Post the link
 
18/04/21 3:27:45 <Joshua Wise> good
 
18/04/21 3:29:30 <Joshua Wise> waiting for it to finish processing.
 
18/04/21 3:29:56 <Christine> If I can afford to get one, I’m getting an Aria Smart Scale, so my weight loss progress can be tracked digitally as well.
 
18/04/21 3:32:28 <Joshua Wise> Jesus, did you actually *Listen* to the song?
 
18/04/21 3:32:39 <Christine> I Did, many times.
 
18/04/21 3:32:47 <Joshua Wise> Meh
 
18/04/21 3:32:49 <Joshua Wise> passable.
 
18/04/21 3:32:52 <Christine> Okay
 
18/04/21 3:33:00 <Joshua Wise> Stay for the fun~!
 
18/04/21 3:33:08 <Joshua Wise> we're just letting loose~!
 
18/04/21 3:33:19 <Joshua Wise> *Cryzel falls back onto the floor*
 
18/04/21 3:33:24 <Christine> Cryzel!
 
18/04/21 3:33:30 <Joshua Wise> Oh shit, she's seizing out.
 
18/04/21 3:33:43 <Joshua Wise> I know what to do, don't worry!
 
18/04/21 3:34:45 <Joshua Wise> Don't worry Chris, I know how to help.
 
18/04/21 3:35:04 <Joshua Wise> Pitohui_pool.PNG
 
18/04/21 3:35:45 <Christine> That picture does not make me feel any better.
 
18/04/21 3:36:06 <Joshua Wise> *Plays pool with LLEN while Cryzel has a seizure on the floor*
 
18/04/21 3:36:28 <Christine> You did this to my Honey, you Bitch; you tortured and stressed Cryzel out Beyond Her Limits!!!
 
18/04/21 3:36:43 <Joshua Wise> P-Pito...this isn't right.-LLEN
 
18/04/21 3:36:56 <Joshua Wise> You're right LLEN...this isn't.-Pitohui
 
18/04/21 3:37:04 <Joshua Wise> I know what I really need to do...
 
18/04/21 3:37:44 <Joshua Wise> I'm sorry Chris, I know what I really have to do.
 
18/04/21 3:37:59 <Joshua Wise> *Turns on the radio and cranks it up as we resume playing*
 
18/04/21 3:38:02 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQZmacYXRBY
 
18/04/21 3:38:09 <Christine> You Bitch!
 
18/04/21 3:38:41 <Joshua Wise> [''Image of Pitohui yawning'']
 
18/04/21 3:38:48 <Christine> You Fucked Up, Sociopathic, Crazy, Sick and Murderous CUNT!!!!
 
18/04/21 3:38:51 <Joshua Wise> No no...you're right
 
18/04/21 3:38:58 <Joshua Wise> I'm sorry, this seriously is wrong.
 
18/04/21 3:39:02 <Joshua Wise> I'll fix it now.
 
18/04/21 3:39:14 <Joshua Wise> *Changes the song*
 
18/04/21 3:39:16 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udUCjJphE-0 Superman - Goldfinger
 
18/04/21 3:39:28 <Christine> NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!
 
18/04/21 3:39:36 <Christine> HELP MY WIFE!!!
 
18/04/21 3:39:40 <Joshua Wise> Okay okay
 
18/04/21 3:39:51 <Joshua Wise> She not a Tony Hawk fan?
 
18/04/21 3:40:08 <Joshua Wise> C'mon, this is classic Pro skater music.
 
18/04/21 3:40:09 <Christine> GET CRYZEL TO A GOOD HOSPITAL INMEDIATELY!!!!!!
 
18/04/21 3:40:15 <Joshua Wise> Okay okay.
 
18/04/21 3:40:30 <Joshua Wise> *Drags her behind me into the car with LLEN.*
 
18/04/21 3:41:36 <Christine> AND MAKE SURE SHE IS CHECKED IN, AND IS IN A ROOM WITH A DOCTOR CALMING CRYZEL DOWN AND HEALING HER WITH MEDICAL
TREATMENTS; NOT SEX OR VIOLENCE!!!!
 
18/04/21 3:42:53 <Joshua Wise> *The engine finally turns on as the radio turns on*
 
18/04/21 3:43:02 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY1BtpkNrtQ
 
18/04/21 3:44:38 <Stephen Boyd> Christian it's Jesus... -Jesus
 
18/04/21 3:44:50 <Stephen Boyd> I'm disappointed in your language.
 
18/04/21 3:45:09 <Stephen Boyd> For that you have forsaken me and I'm not sure I want you to return to my flock this time.
 
18/04/21 3:45:25 <Joshua Wise> Oh hey Jesus.
 
18/04/21 3:45:32 <Joshua Wise> I'm taking Cryzel to the hospital.
 
18/04/21 3:45:36 <Joshua Wise> Wanna come with me?
 
18/04/21 3:45:43 <Christine> Pitohui has tortured Cryzel by shooting her in both knees, and putting a boot to her injuries and her head and tail.
 
18/04/21 3:45:59 <Stephen Boyd> I've got to go before Miss Gwendolyn discovers I used her items again.
 
18/04/21 3:46:22 <Joshua Wise> Gwen, come with us. We're going on a girls' night~!
 
18/04/21 3:46:27 <Stephen Boyd> Christian I told you as long as it's not YOURSELF being harmed karma will fix this.
 
18/04/21 3:46:45 <Joshua Wise> *Turns up Aaron Lewis*
 
18/04/21 3:46:48 <Christine> Huh? Karma?
 
18/04/21 3:46:49 <Stephen Boyd> Still Jesus. Miss Gwendolyn is asleep.
 
18/04/21 3:46:58 <Stephen Boyd> Oh my dad Christian...
 
18/04/21 3:47:05 <Stephen Boyd> TURN THE OTHER CHEEK
 
18/04/21 3:47:07 <Joshua Wise> Oh well.
 
18/04/21 3:47:23 <Stephen Boyd> Now I'm leaving until I cna sneak on next. Good Night.
 
18/04/21 3:48:12 <Joshua Wise> *Drives off hard as the radio blares*
 
18/04/21 3:50:06 <Christine> He actually told me to “Turn the other cheek”, and in that sense, turn a blind eye to the events.
 
18/04/21 3:50:36 <Joshua Wise> *turns up the volume*
 
18/04/21 3:50:39 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9RMdcFQAw
 
18/04/21 3:50:54 <Joshua Wise> *Takes a sharp turn as Cryzel bumps around in the back*
 
18/04/21 3:52:44 <Joshua Wise> *Pulls up into the drive-thru of Hardees*
 
18/04/21 3:54:18 <Joshua Wise> Mmmm, not Carl's Jr. but it's still the same.
 
18/04/21 3:55:58 <Joshua Wise> Yo Chris, what do you think of Hardees?
 
18/04/21 3:56:31 <Joshua Wise> You certainly are a connoisseur of fast food.
 
18/04/21 3:58:13 <Christine> Hardees is whatever to me.
 
18/04/21 3:58:20 <Christine> I’m Very Sorry this is all happening to you, Cryzel, my Honey and my Love. It really hurts me to hear you’re going
through so much pain and torture. I am even more sorry that I had not listened more attentively. I Promise, Cryzel Chandler Rosechu, I will do better
to listen and be receptive to and for you. And our first movie night together after you return, “Silent Hill”, like you wanted. I must look the other
way for now of Pitohui and her misconduct. Please, forgive me in doing that, Honey. I am always thinking and worrying about you. Also, along with you,
I, too, worry about our Hubby, Magi-Chan. Please, respond and talk with me as soon as you recover, or after you’ve had enough time away from me; as you feel and like. Be Safe and Well, Cryzel, my Honey and Love.
 
18/04/21 3:58:35 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
 
18/04/21 3:58:40 <Joshua Wise> *Turns the radio up*
 
18/04/21 3:59:00 <Joshua Wise> Good thing I already ordered while I waited for a response.
 
18/04/21 4:00:06 <Joshua Wise> Pito...I don't like this music. Can we play something else?-LLEN
 
18/04/21 4:00:37 <Joshua Wise> Oh okay.-Pitohui
 
18/04/21 4:00:42 <Joshua Wise> *Changes the station*
 
18/04/21 4:00:45 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY
 
18/04/21 4:00:54 <Joshua Wise> Okay Chris, I got our food.
 
18/04/21 4:01:00 <Joshua Wise> We'll go to the hospital.
 
18/04/21 4:01:05 <Joshua Wise> Well, after we stop and eat~
 
18/04/21 4:01:30 <Joshua Wise> *Cryzel starts having another seizure*
 
18/04/21 4:03:32 <Joshua Wise> Chris?
 
18/04/21 4:03:46 <Joshua Wise> <@!429821319643660290>
 
18/04/21 4:04:22 <Christine> Alright
 
18/04/21 4:04:39 <Joshua Wise> *We both eat as Cryzel gags violently*
 
18/04/21 4:05:17 <Joshua Wise> Mmmmmmm
 
18/04/21 4:05:22 <Joshua Wise> Good stuff.
 
18/04/21 4:05:35 <Joshua Wise> Normally don't eat burgers as often, but it's nice to treat yourself.
 
18/04/21 4:06:21 <Joshua Wise> *Cryzel vomits in the back*
 
18/04/21 4:07:18 <Joshua Wise> Hey Cryzel, sounds like your hubby stopped nagging us to take you to the hospital.
 
18/04/21 4:07:43 <Christine> TAKE CRYZEL TO THE HOSPITAL.
 
18/04/21 4:07:53 <Joshua Wise> Oh well okay.
 
18/04/21 4:08:08 <Joshua Wise> *Drives off towards the hospital*
 
18/04/21 4:08:16 <Joshua Wise> Which do you recomend?
 
18/04/21 4:09:37 <Christine> The BEST Hospital in the city, with all of the BEST AND GOOD medical tech around. And NOT a Pokémon Center.
 
18/04/21 4:09:44 <Joshua Wise> Which is?
 
18/04/21 4:10:17 <Joshua Wise> I dunno this area that well.
 
18/04/21 4:10:25 <Joshua Wise> Japanese citizen, remember?
 
18/04/21 4:10:30 <Christine> I’m going with where Doctor Sylvestrichu is, given if he is alive and with all of his memories restored.
 
18/04/21 4:10:48 <Joshua Wise> Oh he's been barred.
 
18/04/21 4:11:05 <Joshua Wise> He gave a man breast implants instead of curing him.
 
18/04/21 4:11:13 <Joshua Wise> Wait, I see a hospital now.
 
18/04/21 4:11:13 <Christine> Shit
 
18/04/21 4:11:29 <Christine> Okay
 
18/04/21 4:12:14 <Joshua Wise> Okay, the doctors are all speaking to me now.
 
18/04/21 4:12:36 <Joshua Wise> The gurney they dropped her onto was pretty bloody too, but they're looking her over.
 
18/04/21 4:13:20 <Joshua Wise> You there, <@!429821319643660290> ?
 
18/04/21 4:13:25 <Christine> Yes
 
18/04/21 4:13:42 <Joshua Wise> Okay, the doctor told me something about Cryzel.
 
18/04/21 4:13:52 <Christine> What?
 
18/04/21 4:13:59 <Joshua Wise> I dunno, I don't speak Spanish.
 
18/04/21 4:14:31 <Joshua Wise> Boy does this place smell.
 
18/04/21 4:14:45 <Joshua Wise> Look at the rooms!
 
18/04/21 4:14:45 <Joshua Wise> [''Image of rundown hospital in Venezuela'']
 
18/04/21 4:14:57 <Joshua Wise> Hey wait....that ain't the US flag.
 
18/04/21 4:15:02 <Joshua Wise> Oh shit, I see now!
 
18/04/21 4:15:07 <Joshua Wise> We're not in Virginia!
 
18/04/21 4:15:13 <Joshua Wise> We're in *Venezuela!*
 
18/04/21 4:15:35 <Joshua Wise> Jesus, the healthcare here is a fucking joke~! XD
 
18/04/21 4:15:47 <Christine> You know what?
 
18/04/21 4:15:54 <Christine> Get Cryzel out of there
 
18/04/21 4:16:04 <Joshua Wise> Nah man, I took her to the hospital.
 
18/04/21 4:16:15 <Joshua Wise> My job is D-O-N-E.
 
18/04/21 4:16:38 <Christine> Fine. I’m done talking for now. I’m letting Karma do its thing now.
 
18/04/21 4:16:45 <Joshua Wise> Holy shit
 
18/04/21 4:16:54 <Joshua Wise> I just got me $50,000!
 
18/04/21 4:17:13 <Joshua Wise> It's pocket change to me, but still nice~
 
18/04/21 4:17:27 <Joshua Wise> That the karma you were looking for?
 
18/04/21 4:17:59 <Christine> I meant for Cryzel.
 
18/04/21 4:18:25 <Joshua Wise> Oh?
 
18/04/21 4:18:41 <Christine> You know, Good Karma to do good for her.
 
18/04/21 4:18:54 <Joshua Wise> Do you understand how Karma works?
 
18/04/21 4:19:26 <Christine> Yes. When one does more good for others, good things happen for that person and their closest.
 
18/04/21 4:19:42 <Christine> And bad for bad.
 
18/04/21 4:19:42 <Joshua Wise> Well I got me some record deals~
 
18/04/21 4:19:54 <Joshua Wise> So it seems Karma is *rewarding* me~
 
18/04/21 4:20:37 <Christine> You did good. You did a good thing, so you’re being rewarded. Now, I hope good things are happening for Cryzel in her
recovery.
 
18/04/21 4:21:04 <Joshua Wise> Oh yeah
 
18/04/21 4:21:12 <Joshua Wise> They sawed off her legs with a rusty bone saw.
 
18/04/21 4:23:08 <Joshua Wise> No anesthesia or anything.
 
18/04/21 4:23:37 <Joshua Wise> *LLEN vomits from watching*
 
18/04/21 4:24:08 <Joshua Wise> Whatcha up to, Chris?
 
18/04/21 4:24:57 <Christine> I feel like I’m vomiting inside my head.
 
18/04/21 4:25:13 <Christine> How did y’all get from Virginia to Venezuela?
 
18/04/21 4:25:36 <Joshua Wise> Through a portal Magi-Chan had built the other day.
 
18/04/21 4:25:57 <Christine> I see
 
18/04/21 4:26:10 <Joshua Wise> Well Cryzel is done.
 
18/04/21 4:26:20 <Joshua Wise> Her legs and tail were amputated.
 
18/04/21 4:26:36 <Christine> I am crying
 
18/04/21 4:27:04 <Christine> I should have left this all alone from the beginning.
 
18/04/21 4:27:10 <Joshua Wise> Oh?
 
18/04/21 4:27:24 <Joshua Wise> How so?*throws Cryzel back into the car*
 
18/04/21 4:27:39 <Christine> As in I should not have talked with you tonight at all, Pitohui.
 
18/04/21 4:27:52 <Joshua Wise> Then no hospital.
 
18/04/21 4:28:00 <Joshua Wise> And a dead Cryzel.
 
18/04/21 4:28:19 <Joshua Wise> Oh well.
 
18/04/21 4:28:26 <Joshua Wise> I can fix this.
 
18/04/21 4:28:28 <Christine> No
 
18/04/21 4:28:29 <Christine> Wait
 
18/04/21 4:28:37 <Joshua Wise> *picks up speed*
 
18/04/21 4:28:41 <Christine> She’s not dead.
 
18/04/21 4:28:55 <Joshua Wise> LLEN, open the door and kick Cryzel out.
 
18/04/21 4:29:00 <Christine> NO!
 
18/04/21 4:29:11 <Christine> Take Cryzel back to Cwcville!
 
18/04/21 4:29:23 <Joshua Wise> If she hits a pole at this speed, she might just splatter!
 
18/04/21 4:29:45 <Christine> TAKE CRYZEL BACK TO CWCVILLE NOW!!!
 
18/04/21 4:31:00 <Joshua Wise> *LLEN opens the door*
 
18/04/21 4:31:22 <Joshua Wise> I got a song you might recognize.
 
18/04/21 4:31:25 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qogVHlmFcx0
 
18/04/21 4:31:43 <Joshua Wise> *The car hits 106 mph*
 
18/04/21 4:32:01 <Joshua Wise> Ready Chrissy?


18/04/21 4:33:43 <Joshua Wise> Alright LLEN, Chris ain't responding.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:32:20 <Christine>'''</font> And I would surmise that the Troll leading this “World” plan is this “Dio Brando” he mentioned earlier.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:33:04 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Not pleased with your video.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:33:18 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *whips Cryzel*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:33:35 <Christine>'''</font> Leave Cryzel Alone!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:34:02 <Christine>'''</font> I gave you information about a bunch of trolls who will be Trolling at BronyCon this year.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:34:15 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Heehee
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:34:37 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> But the video was all I asked, and you didn’t deliver~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:34:48 <Christine>'''</font> I Did Deliver.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:34:54 <Christine>'''</font> I Begged You
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:35:18 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> None of your tard “I will mom” tone.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:35:49 <Christine>'''</font> Okay, you lost me. “I will mom”? What’s that mean?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:36:30 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You always sound monotone and annoyed when someone ask you to do something.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:37:33 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I want you to *beg* like the old bitch you are~
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:37:40 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Cry and shout.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:37:51 <Christine>'''</font> Hold on
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:38:14 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I don’t have all night, fatass.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:39:49 <Christine>'''</font> Uploading new video
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:40:22 <Christine>'''</font> I don’t have all night either, and I should have been in bed 40 minutes ago.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:40:41 <Christine>'''</font><br>


18/04/21 4:33:50 <Joshua Wise> Kick the bitch.
''He uploaded [[Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture#Second plea]]''


18/04/21 4:34:25 <Joshua Wise> Oh SHIT
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:42:17 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Too bad
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:42:21 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> It’s Friday
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:43:18 <Christine>'''</font> I was not monotoned in this video.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:45:38 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I’ll be the judge of that
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:45:48 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Stay up with me and Cryzel
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:46:04 <Christine>'''</font> Yes
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:47:20 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You kept saying my name wrong, you moron.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:47:39 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Do it again
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:48:09 <Christine>'''</font> How is your name pronounced?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:48:49 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I’ll sound it out for you since your tard Southern dialect will likely butcher it again.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:49:04 <Christine>'''</font> Okay
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:49:15 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> P-Toe-Hwee
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:49:40 <Christine>'''</font> Alright. I need a moment; I have to pee, then I will record again.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:49:49 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> No
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:50:02 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Pee there and record yourself begging.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:50:12 <Christine>'''</font> Fine.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:52:43 <Christine>'''</font> Uploading
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:53:27 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I'll be waiting.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:53:42 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You won't get to rest until you say it right after all~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:54:13 <Christine>'''</font><br>


18/04/21 4:34:40 <Joshua Wise> An old Hilary billboard!
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<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:56:04 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Just waiting for it to process entirely.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:56:49 <Christine>'''</font> I’m staying up and doing all this for you, Cryzel.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:56:59 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You hear that, Cryzel?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:57:13 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Digs my heel into her leg*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:57:49 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *She wheezes*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:58:03 <Christine>'''</font> I would never stay up late for the bitch who is torturing you and I right now. Although, I realize you are hurting worse than I am feeling.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:58:31 <Christine>'''</font> I am really sorry this is happening to you, honey.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:58:42 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Daww
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:58:45 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You hear that?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:59:02 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> He obviously has a boner for me if he's willing to give me a name and not you~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:59:18 <Christine>'''</font> NO
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:59:24 <Christine>'''</font> Cryzel is my Honey
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:59:29 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Ya sure?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 2:59:29 <Christine>'''</font> Not You, Pitohui
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 2:59:40 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Look at what he typed~*Shows Cryzel the phone*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:00:07 <Christine>'''</font> Cryzel knows I call her my Honey, and Love.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:00:29 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *She cries*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:00:36 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Awwwww
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:00:41 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> That's unfortunate~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:01:03 <Christine>'''</font> DAMN MY MISWORDING!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:01:25 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You said my name wrong *AGAIN*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:01:45 <Christine>'''</font> P-Toe-Hwee
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:01:49 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Yeah
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:01:57 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> you said P'tohui.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:02:03 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Not Pitohui.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:02:23 <Christine>'''</font> I’m getting on my knees again.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:03:07 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I guess an inbred tard like you will still say it wrong.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:04:31 <Christine>'''</font> Uploading
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:05:29 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You keep forgetting I have *two* Is in my name.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:05:47 <Christine>'''</font><br>


18/04/21 4:34:49 <Joshua Wise> Let's pay tribute to her!
''He uploaded [[Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture#Third plea]]''


18/04/21 4:35:13 <Joshua Wise> At this speed, Cryzel will make a nice splatter painting to Hilary's face~!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:06:09 <Christine>'''</font> That “Toe” is pronounced “Two”?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:06:20 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> o
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:06:22 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> No
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:06:37 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> How sad, Cryzel.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:06:48 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Your hubby can't even say names right~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:06:55 <Christine>'''</font> You said, “You keep forgetting I have *two* Is in my name.”
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:06:56 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *digs into her wound*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:07:03 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Is
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:07:08 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> The letter I
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:07:20 <Christine>'''</font> Pitohui
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:07:41 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Yeah but tard mouth Chrissy here keeps saying P'tohui.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:07:57 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Like my name is that hard.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:08:28 <Christine>'''</font> Pronounced like the letter “P”, then “toe”, then “hwee”.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:09:18 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Yes, what is so hard about that?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:09:21 <Christine>'''</font> To accentuate the first “I” would make the first syllable sound like “Pi”.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:09:33 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Jesus...
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:09:37 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> PEE
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:09:38 <Christine>'''</font> And I did pronounce it like “P”
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:09:39 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> PEE
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:09:54 <Christine>'''</font> Right, “PEE” is the first syllable
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:10:02 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Say PEE like the fucking alphabet.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:10:09 <Christine>'''</font> P
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:10:16 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh my fucking....
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:10:24 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Stomps on Cryzel's wound*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:10:44 <Christine>'''</font> How did the video turn out?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:10:45 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Understand now?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:10:49 <Christine>'''</font> Yes
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:11:37 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Even now you *still* butcher my name.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:11:55 <Christine>'''</font> What did I get wrong this time?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:12:17 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You still mispronounced the *Pito* part.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:12:49 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Fuck it
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:12:52 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> No more.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:13:02 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Stomps on Cryzel's tail*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:14:00 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I want another video from you now.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:14:34 <Christine>'''</font> What do you want now?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:14:52 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I want you to scream Allstar.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:14:58 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> on camera.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:15:18 <Christine>'''</font> Just the one word?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:15:28 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> The song, you idiot.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:15:55 <Christine>'''</font> I need to locate the lyrics. Hold on.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:16:15 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZYgIrqELFw
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:16:16 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Here
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:16:29 <Christine>'''</font> Give me a few minutes.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:17:10 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> and I want you to dance like you're constipated and angry.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:17:57 <Christine>'''</font> Well, I’m definitely Angry, but not as angry as Kratos on any day of the week.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:20:48 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Dance like an angry constipated indian.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:24:23 <Christine>'''</font> Uploading, and I danced like I was constipated.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:24:48 <Christine>'''</font> And my throat feels soar.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:25:12 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Let's see~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:27:04 <Christine>'''</font> The only positive I will give you now is that you’ve made me burn a thousand calories tonight
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:27:43 <Christine>'''</font><br>


18/04/21 4:41:08 <Joshua Wise> KICK!!!
''He uploaded [[Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture#Fourth plea]]''


18/04/21 6:26:27 <Joshua Wise> Alright fuck it, we took Cryzel to a different hospital.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:27:43 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Post the link
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:27:45 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> good
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:29:30 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> waiting for it to finish processing.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:29:56 <Christine>'''</font> If I can afford to get one, I’m getting an Aria Smart Scale, so my weight loss progress can be tracked digitally as well.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:32:28 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Jesus, did you actually *Listen* to the song?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:32:39 <Christine>'''</font> I Did, many times.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:32:47 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Meh
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:32:49 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> passable.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:32:52 <Christine>'''</font> Okay
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:33:00 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Stay for the fun~!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:33:08 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> we're just letting loose~!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:33:19 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Cryzel falls back onto the floor*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:33:24 <Christine>'''</font> Cryzel!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:33:30 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh shit, she's seizing out.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:33:43 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I know what to do, don't worry!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:34:45 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Don't worry Chris, I know how to help.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:35:04 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> [[File:Pitohui pooldownscale.png|200px]]
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:35:45 <Christine>'''</font> That picture does not make me feel any better.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:36:06 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Plays pool with LLEN while Cryzel has a seizure on the floor*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:36:28 <Christine>'''</font> You did this to my Honey, you Bitch; you tortured and stressed Cryzel out Beyond Her Limits!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:36:43 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> P-Pito...this isn't right.-LLEN
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:36:56 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You're right LLEN...this isn't.-Pitohui
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:37:04 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I know what I really need to do...
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:37:44 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I'm sorry Chris, I know what I really have to do.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:37:59 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Turns on the radio and cranks it up as we resume playing*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:38:02 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQZmacYXRBY
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:38:09 <Christine>'''</font> You Bitch!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:38:41 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> [[File:Pitohui yawn.PNG|200px]]
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:38:48 <Christine>'''</font> You Fucked Up, Sociopathic, Crazy, Sick and Murderous CUNT!!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:38:51 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> No no...you're right
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:38:58 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I'm sorry, this seriously is wrong.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:39:02 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I'll fix it now.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:39:14 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Changes the song*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:39:16 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udUCjJphE-0 Superman - Goldfinger
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:39:28 <Christine>'''</font> NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:39:36 <Christine>'''</font> HELP MY WIFE!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:39:40 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Okay okay
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:39:51 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> She not a Tony Hawk fan?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:40:08 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> C'mon, this is classic Pro skater music.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:40:09 <Christine>'''</font> GET CRYZEL TO A GOOD HOSPITAL INMEDIATELY!!!!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:40:15 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Okay okay.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:40:30 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Drags her behind me into the car with LLEN.*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:41:36 <Christine>'''</font> AND MAKE SURE SHE IS CHECKED IN, AND IS IN A ROOM WITH A DOCTOR CALMING CRYZEL DOWN AND HEALING HER WITH MEDICAL TREATMENTS; NOT SEX OR VIOLENCE!!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:42:53 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *The engine finally turns on as the radio turns on*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:43:02 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY1BtpkNrtQ
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 3:44:38 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Christian it's Jesus... -Jesus
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 3:44:50 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> I'm disappointed in your language.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 3:45:09 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> For that you have forsaken me and I'm not sure I want you to return to my flock this time.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:45:25 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh hey Jesus.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:45:32 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I'm taking Cryzel to the hospital.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:45:36 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Wanna come with me?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:45:43 <Christine>'''</font> Pitohui has tortured Cryzel by shooting her in both knees, and putting a boot to her injuries and her head and tail.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 3:45:59 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> I've got to go before Miss Gwendolyn discovers I used her items again.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:46:22 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Gwen, come with us. We're going on a girls' night~!
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 3:46:27 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Christian I told you as long as it's not YOURSELF being harmed karma will fix this.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:46:45 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Turns up Aaron Lewis*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:46:48 <Christine>'''</font> Huh? Karma?
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 3:46:49 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Still Jesus. Miss Gwendolyn is asleep.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 3:46:58 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Oh my dad Christian...
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 3:47:05 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> TURN THE OTHER CHEEK
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:47:07 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh well.
<br><font color="#4DBD33">'''18/04/21 3:47:23 <Stephen Boyd>'''</font> Now I'm leaving until I cna sneak on next. Good Night.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:48:12 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Drives off hard as the radio blares*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:50:06 <Christine>'''</font> He actually told me to “Turn the other cheek”, and in that sense, turn a blind eye to the events.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:50:36 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *turns up the volume*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:50:39 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9RMdcFQAw
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:50:54 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Takes a sharp turn as Cryzel bumps around in the back*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:52:44 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Pulls up into the drive-thru of Hardees*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:54:18 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Mmmm, not Carl's Jr. but it's still the same.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:55:58 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Yo Chris, what do you think of Hardees?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:56:31 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You certainly are a connoisseur of fast food.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:58:13 <Christine>'''</font> Hardees is whatever to me.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 3:58:20 <Christine>'''</font> I’m Very Sorry this is all happening to you, Cryzel, my Honey and my Love. It really hurts me to hear you’re going through so much pain and torture. I am even more sorry that I had not listened more attentively. I Promise, Cryzel Chandler Rosechu, I will do better to listen and be receptive to and for you. And our first movie night together after you return, “Silent Hill”, like you wanted. I must look the other way for now of Pitohui and her misconduct. Please, forgive me in doing that, Honey. I am always thinking and worrying about you. Also, along with you, I, too, worry about our Hubby, Magi-Chan. Please, respond and talk with me as soon as you recover, or after you’ve had enough time away from me; as you feel and like. Be Safe and Well, Cryzel, my Honey and Love.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:58:35 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:58:40 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Turns the radio up*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 3:59:00 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Good thing I already ordered while I waited for a response.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:00:06 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Pito...I don't like this music. Can we play something else?-LLEN
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:00:37 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh okay.-Pitohui
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:00:42 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Changes the station*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:00:45 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:00:54 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Okay Chris, I got our food.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:01:00 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> We'll go to the hospital.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:01:05 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Well, after we stop and eat~
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:01:30 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Cryzel starts having another seizure*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:03:32 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Chris?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:03:46 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> <@!429821319643660290>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:04:22 <Christine>'''</font> Alright
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:04:39 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *We both eat as Cryzel gags violently*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:05:17 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Mmmmmmm
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:05:22 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Good stuff.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:05:35 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Normally don't eat burgers as often, but it's nice to treat yourself.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:06:21 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Cryzel vomits in the back*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:07:18 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Hey Cryzel, sounds like your hubby stopped nagging us to take you to the hospital.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:07:43 <Christine>'''</font> TAKE CRYZEL TO THE HOSPITAL.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:07:53 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh well okay.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:08:08 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *Drives off towards the hospital*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:08:16 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Which do you recomend?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:09:37 <Christine>'''</font> The BEST Hospital in the city, with all of the BEST AND GOOD medical tech around. And NOT a Pokémon Center.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:09:44 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Which is?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:10:17 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I dunno this area that well.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:10:25 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Japanese citizen, remember?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:10:30 <Christine>'''</font> I’m going with where Doctor Sylvestrichu is, given if he is alive and with all of his memories restored.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:10:48 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh he's been barred.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:11:05 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> He gave a man breast implants instead of curing him.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:11:13 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Wait, I see a hospital now.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:11:13 <Christine>'''</font> Shit
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:11:29 <Christine>'''</font> Okay
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:12:14 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Okay, the doctors are all speaking to me now.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:12:36 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> The gurney they dropped her onto was pretty bloody too, but they're looking her over.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:13:20 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> You there, <@!429821319643660290> ?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:13:25 <Christine>'''</font> Yes
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:13:42 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Okay, the doctor told me something about Cryzel.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:13:52 <Christine>'''</font> What?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:13:59 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I dunno, I don't speak Spanish.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:14:31 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Boy does this place smell.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:14:45 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Look at the rooms!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:14:45 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> [[File:Venezuela hospital ds.jpg|200px]]
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:14:57 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Hey wait....that ain't the US flag.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:15:02 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh shit, I see now!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:15:07 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> We're not in Virginia!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:15:13 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> We're in *Venezuela!*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:15:35 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Jesus, the healthcare here is a fucking joke~! XD
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:15:47 <Christine>'''</font> You know what?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:15:54 <Christine>'''</font> Get Cryzel out of there
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:16:04 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Nah man, I took her to the hospital.
1<br><font color="#FF0000">'''8/04/21 4:16:15 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> My job is D-O-N-E.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:16:38 <Christine>'''</font> Fine. I’m done talking for now. I’m letting Karma do its thing now.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:16:45 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Holy shit
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:16:54 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I just got me $50,000!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:17:13 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> It's pocket change to me, but still nice~
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:17:27 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> That the karma you were looking for?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:17:59 <Christine>'''</font> I meant for Cryzel.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:18:25 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:18:41 <Christine>'''</font> You know, Good Karma to do good for her.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:18:54 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Do you understand how Karma works?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:19:26 <Christine>'''</font> Yes. When one does more good for others, good things happen for that person and their closest.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:19:42 <Christine>'''</font> And bad for bad.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:19:42 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Well I got me some record deals~
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:19:54 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> So it seems Karma is *rewarding* me~
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:20:37 <Christine>'''</font> You did good. You did a good thing, so you’re being rewarded. Now, I hope good things are happening for Cryzel in her recovery.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:21:04 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh yeah
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:21:12 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> They sawed off her legs with a rusty bone saw.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:23:08 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> No anesthesia or anything.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:23:37 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *LLEN vomits from watching*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:24:08 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Whatcha up to, Chris?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:24:57 <Christine>'''</font> I feel like I’m vomiting inside my head.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:25:13 <Christine>'''</font> How did y’all get from Virginia to Venezuela?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:25:36 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Through a portal Magi-Chan had built the other day.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:25:57 <Christine>'''</font> I see
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:26:10 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Well Cryzel is done.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:26:20 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Her legs and tail were amputated.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:26:36 <Christine>'''</font> I am crying
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:27:04 <Christine>'''</font> I should have left this all alone from the beginning.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:27:10 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:27:24 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> How so?*throws Cryzel back into the car*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:27:39 <Christine>'''</font> As in I should not have talked with you tonight at all, Pitohui.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:27:52 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Then no hospital.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:28:00 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> And a dead Cryzel.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:28:19 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh well.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:28:26 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I can fix this.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:28:28 <Christine>'''</font> No
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:28:29 <Christine>'''</font> Wait
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:28:37 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *picks up speed*
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:28:41 <Christine>'''</font> She’s not dead.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:28:55 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> LLEN, open the door and kick Cryzel out.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:29:00 <Christine>'''</font> NO!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:29:11 <Christine>'''</font> Take Cryzel back to Cwcville!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:29:23 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> If she hits a pole at this speed, she might just splatter!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''18/04/21 4:29:45 <Christine>'''</font> TAKE CRYZEL BACK TO CWCVILLE NOW!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:31:00 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *LLEN opens the door*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:31:22 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> I got a song you might recognize.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:31:25 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qogVHlmFcx0
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:31:43 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> *The car hits 106 mph*
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:32:01 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Ready Chrissy?
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:33:43 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Alright LLEN, Chris ain't responding.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:33:50 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Kick the bitch.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:34:25 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Oh SHIT
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:34:40 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> An old Hilary billboard!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:34:49 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Let's pay tribute to her!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:35:13 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> At this speed, Cryzel will make a nice splatter painting to Hilary's face~!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 4:41:08 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> KICK!!!
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 6:26:27 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Alright fuck it, we took Cryzel to a different hospital.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 6:26:42 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> She’s fine, with legs and a tail.
<br><font color="#FF0000">'''18/04/21 6:27:12 <Joshua Wise>'''</font> Though you have to come on here and ask for me to send her home.''\


18/04/21 6:26:42 <Joshua Wise> She’s fine, with legs and a tail.
==See also==
*[[Idea Guys]]
*[[Chris and reality]]


18/04/21 6:27:12 <Joshua Wise> Though you have to come on here and ask for me to send her home.''\
== Sources ==
<references/>


==External links==
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cryzel-torture.45450 Kiwi Farms thread]


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Chris pleads with Josh not to further harm Cryzel.

From 20 April to 21 April 2018, an online chat took place between Chris, Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd over Discord. Later, on 13 July 2018, Null leaked the chat log to Kiwi Farms under the thread title Cryzel Torture[1]. The title given to the log is due to the fact that for several hours, Josh maintained a graphic role play where he tortured Cryzel Rosechu, much to Chris' dismay. The log shows both the extent of Idea Guy's manipulation of Chris, and his persistence on interacting with him. A fourth member of the server, under the handle "shikiboobzzzz", briefly appears in the conversation. It's likely this is one of the handles of the unidentified Idea Guys.

Highlights

  • Wise role plays as Pitohui. Based on an image uploaded by Josh, this is likely the character from Sword Art Online spinoff Gun Gale Online.
  • Boyd role plays as "Miss Gwendolyn" — likely an alternative naming for Gwen Mikoto, the identity he has previously assumed.
  • Chris uploads four near identical videos, pleading with Josh not to harm Cryzel.
  • Wise manipulates Chris into recording a "constipated and angry" rendition of Smash Mouth's All Star.
  • Several instances when Chris left the chat for nearly an hour, yet Idea Guy was there for a response almost immediately when he returned.
  • Josh refuses to let Chris incorporate elements from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, despite the majority of his characters being young looking girls from anime.

Videos uploaded by Chris

Chat log

18/04/20 14:53:06 <Christine> Good Morning, y'all. I've just did my warmups. Sadly, my phone seems to be having bad battery troubles; even while plugged in, it lost all of its charge, and I was using an off-brand charging cable, while connected to the USB port on my iHome dock. Now, I have it directly plugged into power with an official Apple charging cable; I'm waiting for it to fully recharge now. Just another Great Way to Start a Day! Ugh!
18/04/20 14:54:04 <shikiboobzzzz> Aww!
18/04/20 14:54:32 <Joshua Wise> I have an even greater one.
18/04/20 14:55:13 <Joshua Wise> We found Pennywise the clown in Cwcville’s sewers today, and it’s been 30 years since it’s last adventure.
18/04/20 17:11:15 <Joshua Wise> I have returned.-Death
18/04/20 19:05:53 <Christine> Hey, Y’all. I took my phone to Batteries Plus first; they replaced the battery and it’s working good again. It was definitely a less expensive option versus the new phone. I definitely can’t give y’all more money until next month. Thank you. Oh! Also, I have something to share with Pitohui. Please, excuse me for a moment.
18/04/20 19:06:21 <Joshua Wise> What?-Death
18/04/20 19:08:05 <Christine> Just a couple of fresh photos from earlier today in my new outfit she told me to go buy.
18/04/20 19:08:14 <Christine> Outfit1.png
18/04/20 19:08:20 <Christine> Outfit2.png
18/04/20 19:08:44 <Christine> There: green sweater and light grey slacks.
18/04/20 19:08:54 <Joshua Wise> Yo-Pitohui
18/04/20 19:09:11 <Joshua Wise> Don't wear the newspaperboy cap or the medallion in that outfit.
18/04/20 19:09:37 <Joshua Wise> Plus, die your hair blonde and talk endlessly about Cosmopolitans and Italy when you wear that outfit.
18/04/20 19:09:57 <Joshua Wise> Also, get angry whenever someone brings up Watermelons.
18/04/20 19:10:45 <Christine> Anyway, I just wanted to visually confirm for you my outfit acquisition. I am going to the gym now. I will check in again later. Thank you.
18/04/20 19:11:04 <Joshua Wise> How long till they ban you from there too?
18/04/20 19:12:51 <Christine> Hopefully Never Ever. I am going to be on better behavior and acknowledging of their rules and regulations. Bye.
18/04/20 19:13:05 <Joshua Wise> Bullshit.
18/04/20 19:13:11 <Joshua Wise> You said that about the end.
18/04/20 19:13:21 <Joshua Wise> You got kicked and nobody stuck up for you.
18/04/20 19:14:01 <Joshua Wise> I wonder who will throw your ass to the curb here? The patrons lifting weights, Or the Cops?
18/04/20 20:17:32 <Christine> Regardless of your sarcasms, I am realizing the bouncy flaw of the fat breast lies upon my chest; they aware proving to be very distracting while I am moving on the elliptical. I have come to a new and permanent decision: I WILL draw myself flat-chested again from now on, and I WILL go back to the sports bra to keep them pressed in and in place.
18/04/20 20:19:01 <Joshua Wise> That's from years of refusing to exercise properly. You grew fat on your chest that won't go away even if you did lose the weight, and now you're stuck with those globs of nasty for life.
18/04/20 20:19:09 <Joshua Wise> And by the way?
18/04/20 20:19:55 <Joshua Wise> Don't ever tell me your tits are bigger than mine. At least mine are real, where as yours were man tits even before you decided to insult the female gender even further by at4DBD33ting to become one of us.
18/04/20 20:29:13 <shikiboobzzzz> Cute!
18/04/20 20:54:28 <Stephen Boyd> those are called man boobs chris.
18/04/20 20:54:30 <Stephen Boyd> moobs.
18/04/20 22:40:14 <Joshua Wise> I have returned from killing a bunch of Rosechus at the mall!
18/04/20 22:40:14 <Joshua Wise> Pitohui8 ds.png
18/04/20 22:49:35 <Joshua Wise> They all tried to hold guns to me, but they kept teacupping or wound up with shooter's thumb! Apparently recoil is a new word to them too, since none of them knew trying to fire certain guns one-handed was a bad idea.
18/04/20 22:50:30 <Joshua Wise> Rosechu actually broke her arm trying to fire a Remington 870 one-handed at me.
18/04/20 23:18:45 <Christine> A Fire-Type Sonichu?
18/04/20 23:20:29 <Christine> The only two of the Specials of my people that are Fire types, that I am aware of are Sarachu (a Rosechu) and Wes-Li Sonichu. Is this one really a new discovery for our list of Specials?
18/04/20 23:30:31 <Joshua Wise> Yup
18/04/20 23:30:39 <Joshua Wise> Also Rosechu is dead.
18/04/20 23:30:48 <Stephen Boyd> Wow.
18/04/20 23:30:57 <Stephen Boyd> Look at the smoldering flames.
18/04/20 23:31:09 <Stephen Boyd> I’m gonna go see a movie.
18/04/20 23:31:14 <Stephen Boyd> Later Pito
18/04/20 23:31:22 <Stephen Boyd> And fatass get to exercising.
18/04/20 23:31:25 <Christine> Can we put those flames out?
18/04/20 23:31:29 <Christine> I already did
18/04/20 23:31:29 <Joshua Wise> Nah
18/04/20 23:31:34 <Stephen Boyd> Is she gone? -Jesus
18/04/20 23:31:47 <Joshua Wise> CWCville disbanded the fire department for crack money.
18/04/20 23:32:03 <Stephen Boyd> Why are the Sonichus addicts Christian?
18/04/20 23:32:12 <Stephen Boyd> Answer your lord
18/04/20 23:32:56 <Joshua Wise> Hey Jesus
18/04/20 23:33:27 <Joshua Wise> Chris was telling me earlier how much he wants to be inflated like a balloon via air pump in the ass.
18/04/20 23:33:36 <Christine> I did not
18/04/20 23:33:50 <Christine> Pitohui, Stop taking lies about me.
18/04/20 23:34:29 <Joshua Wise> He also said he wanted to steal more money from *real* disabled people.
18/04/20 23:34:37 <Christine> I Did Not!
18/04/20 23:34:42 <Joshua Wise> Finally
18/04/20 23:34:58 <Christine> Shut Up!
18/04/20 23:35:06 <Joshua Wise> He humbly requested that a cattle prod be stuck up his mom’s cunt.
18/04/20 23:35:41 <Christine> You offensive sick, lying creep, Pitohui!
18/04/20 23:35:53 <Joshua Wise> You said it, not me~
18/04/20 23:36:01 <Christine> I Never did.
18/04/20 23:36:11 <Christine> You are putting words into my mouth.
18/04/20 23:36:17 <Christine> Stop Doing That.
18/04/20 23:36:28 <Joshua Wise> I don’t need to.
18/04/20 23:36:34 <Joshua Wise> You already said it~
18/04/20 23:36:52 <Christine> I Never said Any of those things.
18/04/20 23:37:33 <Christine> Why don’t you go play some NES Duck Hunt, and let that dog laugh at you?
18/04/20 23:37:45 <Christine> *groan*
18/04/20 23:37:50 <Joshua Wise> That’s an insult?
18/04/20 23:38:05 <Joshua Wise> I’m actually great at Duck Hunt.
18/04/20 23:38:27 <Christine> I just want you to Shut Up and stop making up crap against me in front of Jesus Christ.
18/04/20 23:38:33 <Joshua Wise> I don’t have tard reflexes or rolls of fat weighing down my arms.
18/04/20 23:38:54 <Christine> Pitohui, I Loathe You.
18/04/20 23:39:12 <Joshua Wise> Nah man, say a real fucking insult.
18/04/20 23:39:21 <Christine> Okay.
18/04/20 23:39:26 <Joshua Wise> None of this pretentious shit.
18/04/20 23:39:29 <Christine> Pitohui, I Love You.
18/04/20 23:39:42 <Joshua Wise> A real insult you creep.
18/04/20 23:40:20 <Christine> Ugh.
18/04/20 23:40:40 <Christine> Anyway, Jesus, I am really not sure. And until a few months ago, I had not even heard of Wild Sonichu’s meth lab. If I had to guess, I’d say it probably stemmed from my ADD and my other past non-drug addictions.
18/04/20 23:41:05 <Joshua Wise> Don’t change the subject, porky.
18/04/20 23:41:17 <Christine> I was answering Jesus’ question.
18/04/20 23:41:29 <Joshua Wise> Whatever
18/04/20 23:41:38 <Joshua Wise> I see your mom.
18/04/20 23:42:04 <Joshua Wise> *Flicks the selector off Safety*
18/04/20 23:42:14 <Christine> You know I Will run right upstairs.
18/04/20 23:42:22 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead.
18/04/20 23:42:36 <Joshua Wise> 7.62 will just tear through your fat
18/04/20 23:42:46 <Christine> I Need Her Alive.
18/04/20 23:42:51 <Joshua Wise> Okay.
18/04/20 23:42:57 <Christine> Until After I am moved out.
18/04/20 23:43:04 <Joshua Wise> *Shoots Cryzel’s leg instead*
18/04/20 23:43:45 <Christine> And I did take the first step on that by taking with my friends about helping me find the new place to move to.
18/04/20 23:43:52 <Christine> You Fucking Monster!
18/04/20 23:44:02 <Joshua Wise> Ahaahaahaahaaaaa
18/04/20 23:44:19 <Joshua Wise> Good luck running again.
18/04/20 23:44:19 <Christine> Cryzel!
18/04/20 23:44:26 <Christine> Ugh!
18/04/20 23:44:32 <Joshua Wise> She’s fine.
18/04/20 23:44:41 <Joshua Wise> I just blew her kneecap off.
18/04/20 23:44:57 <Christine> You SHOT Her in the leg, you Insatiable C-Word.
18/04/20 23:45:08 <Joshua Wise> C-word? Be a man.
18/04/20 23:45:20 <Joshua Wise> *Blows her other kneecap off*
18/04/20 23:45:38 <Christine> Pitohui, You CUNT!!!
18/04/20 23:45:50 <Joshua Wise> There we go~!
18/04/20 23:45:57 <Joshua Wise> And guess what?
18/04/20 23:46:04 <Joshua Wise> Mine is the real thing~
18/04/20 23:46:35 <Joshua Wise> Yours is just gonna be one in looks, but no womb~
18/04/20 23:47:56 <Christine> YOU FUCKING DAMNED CUNT, PITOHUI! YOU HEAL MY WIFE’S LEGS, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, OR I GO ON COMPLIMENTING YOUR DAMNED BEAUTIFUL BODY AGAIN WITH GREATEST KINDNESS THAT WILL SICKEN YOU TO NO FREAKING ENDS!!!
18/04/20 23:48:17 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead fatty
18/04/20 23:48:38 <Joshua Wise> Unlike you, I have a nice body~
18/04/20 23:50:04 <Joshua Wise> How much soy sauce did you have to guzzle to get the figure of a single obese cat lady?
18/04/20 23:50:20 <Joshua Wise> Besides,
18/04/20 23:50:31 <Joshua Wise> I’m late to pool with LLEN!
18/04/20 23:50:44 <Joshua Wise> Billiards and suffering are fun~
18/04/20 23:51:43 <Christine> Ironically, right now, I can’t help but say “OH, LORD!”
18/04/20 23:51:54 <Joshua Wise> Pitohui pooldownscale.png
18/04/20 23:52:14 <Joshua Wise> *Plays pool while Cryzel cries for help*
18/04/20 23:52:30 <Christine> Cryzel!!!
18/04/20 23:52:54 <Joshua Wise> This is a fun way to start a Friday~
18/04/20 23:53:17 <Christine> YOU FUCKING BITCH!
18/04/20 23:53:23 <Christine> PITOHUI!!!
18/04/20 23:53:27 <Joshua Wise> Yes~?
18/04/20 23:54:00 <Joshua Wise> *noms pizza as Cryzel tries to crawl into the room*
18/04/20 23:54:46 <Christine> Jesus?
18/04/20 23:55:29 <Joshua Wise> *flicks pebbles at Cryzel*
18/04/20 23:56:06 <Christine> Jesus, Please Help and Heal my wife!
18/04/20 23:56:20 <Joshua Wise> Jesus, take the wheel!
18/04/20 23:56:40 <Joshua Wise> Hey Christine?
18/04/20 23:56:58 <Joshua Wise> Wanna hear my impression of Roberta?
18/04/20 23:57:16 <Joshua Wise> *DURR I’M DEAD!!*
18/04/20 23:57:57 <Christine> Shut Up, Whore..
18/04/20 23:58:28 <Joshua Wise> And I’m supposed to take this from *Stephanie Bustcakes*?
18/04/20 23:59:17 <Joshua Wise> Besides, I’d say I was pretty spot-on with that impression.
18/04/21 0:00:07 <Christine> The only way you would be Truly Spot-On with that impression is if you went outside and let yourself be hit by an 18- Wheeler, right to the face and breasts.
18/04/21 0:00:25 <Christine> And I may as well add your cooch as well.
18/04/21 0:01:02 <Joshua Wise> That’s a weak insult.
18/04/21 0:01:12 <Joshua Wise> I’m laughing pretty hard!
18/04/21 0:02:41 <Stephen Boyd> Christian you haven't a place in my kingdom with that language pottypants.
18/04/21 0:03:01 <Christine> Yes, my Lord.
18/04/21 0:03:23 <Stephen Boyd> For these transgressions you will APOLOGIZE and give Miss Pitohui whatever she desires.
18/04/21 0:06:04 <Christine> Pitohui, I am sorry for throwing insults left and right at you. And whatever you desire from me, personally and not through the pain and suffering of anyone else at all, I will be more than humble to oblige.
18/04/21 0:06:40 <Joshua Wise> I want you to kick Magi-Chan in the dick
18/04/21 0:06:43 <Joshua Wise> HARD
18/04/21 0:06:57 <Christine> Next time I see him, I will do that.
18/04/21 0:07:21 <Joshua Wise> I want you to name your child “Mistake”
18/04/21 0:07:45 <Christine> I will name one of my children “Mistake”.
18/04/21 0:08:03 <Joshua Wise> Name them all Mistake.
18/04/21 0:08:11 <Christine> That is too much
18/04/21 0:08:16 <Joshua Wise> Just the kids you have with Cryzel
18/04/21 0:08:47 <Christine> Aside from those who are reborn through us?
18/04/21 0:09:13 <Joshua Wise> Yeah
18/04/21 0:09:46 <Christine> Alright, I will name each of all of the other children I have with Cryzel, “Mistake”.
18/04/21 0:10:18 <Christine> Anything else?
18/04/21 0:10:26 <Stephen Boyd> I've got one.
18/04/21 0:10:38 <Stephen Boyd> Punch yourself in the breast until you vomit.
18/04/21 0:11:09 <Joshua Wise> I want every Sonichu to get maced during dinner.
18/04/21 0:11:20 <Christine> Just making sure, is that a request from Jesus, or is that you, Professor?
18/04/21 0:11:35 <Stephen Boyd> It's still Jesus.
18/04/21 0:11:50 <Stephen Boyd> Miss Gwendolyn has gone to see a movie.
18/04/21 0:12:03 <Christine> I will punch myself hard in the breasts after this conversation is done.
18/04/21 0:12:39 <Stephen Boyd> Then give Gwendolyn money.
18/04/21 0:12:42 <Christine> Pitohui, you may mace as many Sonichus as you wish tonight.
18/04/21 0:12:52 <Stephen Boyd> SO SAYETH CHRIST YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR!
18/04/21 0:13:11 <Christine> I can’t give any more money until next month, but that is my plan.
18/04/21 0:13:23 <Stephen Boyd> Double it then!
18/04/21 0:13:46 <Christine> I won’t be able to donate to the Goddesses if I do that.
18/04/21 0:13:57 <Joshua Wise> No no, it has to be a state law.
18/04/21 0:15:02 <Christine> No. That is going too far.
18/04/21 0:15:27 <Joshua Wise> Oh?
18/04/21 0:16:16 <Christine> I have experienced that pepper spray mace for myself, and I can’t have my people constantly having to suffer to it every night.
18/04/21 0:16:25 <Christine> They’re already suffering enough.
18/04/21 0:16:31 <Joshua Wise> Too bad~
18/04/21 0:16:53 <Christine> Ugh.
18/04/21 0:16:56 <Christine> Fine!
18/04/21 0:17:31 <Christine> Until further notice, it will be a state law there in Cwcville to mace every Sonichu at dinner time.
18/04/21 0:17:56 <Joshua Wise> Also every pregnant Rosechu has to be kicked in the stomach or pushed down a flight of stairs.
18/04/21 0:18:18 <Christine> YOU!!!!!
18/04/21 0:18:34 <Joshua Wise> Yes, Soulja boy?
18/04/21 0:20:24 <Christine> I’m going to punch myself in the breasts now; and No kicking or punching any pregnant Rosechu, and NO pushing Anyone down flights of stairs!
18/04/21 0:20:51 <Joshua Wise> *Shoves a Pregnant Cera down a flight of stairs*
18/04/21 0:22:11 <Joshua Wise> Whoops~
18/04/21 0:32:17 <Christine> By the way, does the name “Dio Brando” mean anything to y’all?
18/04/21 0:33:12 <Christine> Or the term, “Stand User”?
18/04/21 0:33:35 <Joshua Wise> Dio Brando?
18/04/21 0:36:56 <Joshua Wise> Why?
18/04/21 0:38:44 <Joshua Wise> He died a long time ago.
18/04/21 0:39:30 <Joshua Wise> Leave that Jojo shit outta this conversation, fatty.
18/04/21 0:39:56 <Joshua Wise> *Kicks Cryzel down the stairs too*
18/04/21 0:45:31 <Stephen Boyd> Why would such a forsaken name be brought up my child?
18/04/21 0:48:16 <Stephen Boyd> Christine answer me o be forsaken youself.
18/04/21 1:23:10 <Joshua Wise> Chris went to go drink butter.
18/04/21 1:23:54 <Christine> I do not drink butter
18/04/21 1:24:14 <Joshua Wise> There he is after his butter coma.
18/04/21 1:25:03 <Joshua Wise> What do you think, Cryzel~?
18/04/21 1:25:10 <Joshua Wise> *she wheezes*
18/04/21 1:25:10 <Christine> Anyway, I do not know that individual; the name was told to me by a a fan, that this Dio was trolling me.
18/04/21 1:25:19 <Christine> Cryzel!
18/04/21 1:25:24 <Joshua Wise> Hold up.
18/04/21 1:25:28 <Joshua Wise> *Dio*
18/04/21 1:25:54 <Joshua Wise> How is Dio trolling you?
18/04/21 1:27:10 <Christine> From what I had heard, something about”Stand Power, “The World”” to screw things up for me.
18/04/21 1:27:39 <Joshua Wise> Odd
18/04/21 1:28:23 <Christine> Yes. That is all I know of that individual.
18/04/21 1:28:40 <Joshua Wise> Who is the fan that told you this?
18/04/21 1:29:41 <Christine> The one who sent me the $650 recently, his name is Jack, from New York, with a few friends; told me they were all on my side. Jack is autistic too.
18/04/21 1:30:35 <Christine> He also mentions that this Dio is the main Troll they found.
18/04/21 1:30:51 <Joshua Wise> I think they’re trolling you.
18/04/21 1:31:08 <Joshua Wise> The only Dio of that name died a looooong time ago.
18/04/21 1:31:19 <Joshua Wise> You are right though.
18/04/21 1:31:52 <Joshua Wise> He *is* autistic if he paid you $650 just to attend an event he could laugh at you from.
18/04/21 1:32:09 <Joshua Wise> $650
18/04/21 1:32:25 <Joshua Wise> That’s almost $1000.
18/04/21 1:32:51 <Joshua Wise> There’s lots of better ways he could have spent that money.
18/04/21 1:32:58 <Joshua Wise> But *trolling*?
18/04/21 1:33:10 <Joshua Wise> Just wow.
18/04/21 1:34:32 <Stephen Boyd> Tell this Jack to wire you two grand to see if "The World" is in motion. -Gwen
18/04/21 1:34:43 <Stephen Boyd> I found Alan Moore on my home terminal.
18/04/21 1:35:05 <Christine> Also, I looked on my Twitter, someone named “Jailhouse Rui” said that I needed my Cutie Mark or Sonichu to be able to stand against the World’s ability, as “A Stand User can only be defeated by another Stand User.”
18/04/21 1:35:18 <Joshua Wise> Isn’t that funny, Cryzel?
18/04/21 1:35:28 <Joshua Wise> *She coughs and wheezes*
18/04/21 1:36:18 <Christine> Cryzel! Please, stay alive. I wish I could help you recover from here.
18/04/21 1:36:34 <Christine> And, I will relay that message to Jack, Professor.
18/04/21 1:40:21 <Joshua Wise> *Spills hot coffee on her*
18/04/21 1:40:26 <Joshua Wise> Whoops~!
18/04/21 1:40:38 <Christine> YOU BITCH!!!
18/04/21 1:40:49 <Christine> STOP ABUSING CRYZEL!!!
18/04/21 1:41:17 <Christine> YOU’RE ONLY MAKING ME MORE UPSET WITH YOU!
18/04/21 1:41:24 <Joshua Wise> Ha
18/04/21 1:41:30 <Joshua Wise> That’s funny.
18/04/21 1:41:40 <Joshua Wise> Isn’t that funny, Cryzel?
18/04/21 1:41:54 <Joshua Wise> *she gags*
18/04/21 1:41:57 <Christine> Let Her Go!
18/04/21 1:42:44 <Christine> I punched myself in the breasts for her, and by Jesus’ request.
18/04/21 1:42:58 <Joshua Wise> Your species man, don’t they know it’s rude to text at the dinner table?
18/04/21 1:43:47 <Joshua Wise> *stabs Cryzel in the shoulder with a fondue fork and snatched her phone*
18/04/21 1:44:01 <Christine> STOP IT PITOHUI!!!
18/04/21 1:44:10 <Christine> STOP TORTURING HER!
18/04/21 1:44:15 <Joshua Wise> Ah, a text meant for Magi-Chan!
18/04/21 1:44:34 <Joshua Wise> *With Pitohui*
18/04/21 1:44:44 <Joshua Wise> Oh, you’ll love this next part.
18/04/21 1:44:52 <Joshua Wise> *HELP!!*
18/04/21 1:45:15 <Christine> Shit!
18/04/21 1:45:27 <Joshua Wise> You don’t text for help, you cry for help.
18/04/21 1:45:43 <Joshua Wise> *yanks her from the table and walks her to the balcony*
18/04/21 1:45:58 <Christine> STOP THIS PITOHUI!!!
18/04/21 1:46:00 <Joshua Wise> Wanna call for help, you do it right.
18/04/21 1:46:06 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead.
18/04/21 1:46:20 <Joshua Wise> *She whimpers for help*
18/04/21 1:46:23 <Christine> LEAVE CRYZEL AONE!
18/04/21 1:46:29 <Christine> CRYZEL!
18/04/21 1:46:44 <Joshua Wise> From you diaphragm, dear!
18/04/21 1:46:58 <Joshua Wise> *whimpers help a little louder*
18/04/21 1:47:04 <Joshua Wise> Like this;
18/04/21 1:47:14 <Joshua Wise> HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!
18/04/21 1:47:31 <Joshua Wise> *she screams for help until Pitohui stops her*
18/04/21 1:47:38 <Joshua Wise> Hear that?
18/04/21 1:48:13 <Christine> I heard. Now, Stop Torturing Cryzel!!!
18/04/21 1:48:46 <Joshua Wise> Nobody is coming~
18/04/21 1:48:51 <Joshua Wise> Heehee
18/04/21 1:49:02 <Joshua Wise> *slams her back into the table*
18/04/21 1:49:55 <Joshua Wise> *yanks the fork from her back*
18/04/21 1:51:04 <Joshua Wise> You were saying, Chris?
18/04/21 1:51:34 <Joshua Wise> Chris?
18/04/21 1:52:01 <Christine> I’m right here, Bitch.
18/04/21 1:52:09 <Joshua Wise> Good~
18/04/21 1:52:57 <Joshua Wise> *Gives Cryzel a gun*
18/04/21 1:53:03 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead~
18/04/21 1:53:12 <Christine> NO!
18/04/21 1:53:14 <Joshua Wise> You wanna shoot me, right?
18/04/21 1:53:23 <Christine> DON’T FIRE THAT GUN, CRYZEL!!!
18/04/21 1:53:25 <Joshua Wise> I’m giving you the shot.
18/04/21 1:53:31 <Joshua Wise> Go on~
18/04/21 1:53:41 <Christine> IT WILL RECOIL ON YOU!
18/04/21 1:53:46 <Christine> DO NOT FIRE!
18/04/21 1:53:57 <Joshua Wise> You don’t even know what recoil is.
18/04/21 1:54:29 <Christine> DO NOT SHOOT, CRYZEL!
18/04/21 1:55:03 <Christine> Pitohui is trying to trick you in hurting yourself with a faulty gun.
18/04/21 1:55:09 <Joshua Wise> Faulty?
18/04/21 1:55:22 <Christine> Taking examples from the Rosechus who had guns earlier today.
18/04/21 1:55:26 <Joshua Wise> Bitch, do you even understand what recoil is?
18/04/21 1:55:40 <Christine> DO NOT SHOOT THAT GUN, CRYZEL!
18/04/21 1:55:42 <Joshua Wise> Recoil is the force you feel from firing a gun.
18/04/21 1:56:26 <Joshua Wise> *she takes the gun*
18/04/21 1:56:31 <Joshua Wise> Excellent~
18/04/21 1:56:37 <Joshua Wise> Now~
18/04/21 1:56:44 <Joshua Wise> Squeeze the trigger~
18/04/21 1:56:53 <Christine> Cryzel, Don’t Do It!
18/04/21 1:56:55 <Joshua Wise> I’ll make it easier~
18/04/21 1:57:09 <Joshua Wise> *places my forehead against the barrel*
18/04/21 1:57:18 <Joshua Wise> Do it~
18/04/21 1:57:41 <Joshua Wise> *She squeezes the trigger in anger, but the gun clicks empty*
18/04/21 1:57:58 <Christine> I TOLD YOU, CRYZEL!
18/04/21 1:58:03 <Joshua Wise> Ahahahaaa
18/04/21 1:58:10 <Joshua Wise> It wasn’t loaded!
18/04/21 1:59:05 <Christine> She was Toying with You! I Tried to tell you!
18/04/21 1:59:22 <Joshua Wise> Bitch, you told her recoil meant a faulty gun.
18/04/21 1:59:36 <Christine> No, I did not say that.
18/04/21 1:59:41 <Joshua Wise> You did.
18/04/21 2:00:01 <Joshua Wise> *”Taking examples from the Rosechus who had guns earlier today.”*
18/04/21 2:00:18 <Christine> I was right that the gun was faulty, because it was not loaded. And I Knew recoil was the force from firing the gun.
18/04/21 2:00:20 <Joshua Wise> They hurt themselves from not understanding how recoil works.
18/04/21 2:00:29 <Christine> Exactly.
18/04/21 2:00:29 <Joshua Wise> Chris
18/04/21 2:00:42 <Joshua Wise> Faulty and not loaded are not the same thing....
18/04/21 2:01:08 <Joshua Wise> That’s not faulty
18/04/21 2:01:22 <Joshua Wise> Maybe you just don’t know the definition of faulty?
18/04/21 2:01:36 <Christine> I Know what faulty means.
18/04/21 2:01:46 <Joshua Wise> No you don’t.
18/04/21 2:02:43 <Christine> It means that the item in question is not up to spec with the typical design of the norm of the same item, and therefore making the item not only useless and not-functional, but also potentially hazardous and dangerous to the user.
18/04/21 2:04:27 <Christine> And the fact that the gun had nothing to fire in it, meant that it’s primary function was non-functional. Therefore: it was a faulty weapon.
18/04/21 2:04:33 <Joshua Wise> Good job googling
18/04/21 2:04:53 <Christine> Googled with my mind. Not my phone.
18/04/21 2:05:02 <Joshua Wise> exceptional individual
18/04/21 2:05:30 <Christine> Says the one who recognizes another.
18/04/21 2:05:59 <Joshua Wise> How long did you take to get your degree again?
18/04/21 2:06:11 <Christine> Five years.
18/04/21 2:06:21 <Joshua Wise> For that degree?
18/04/21 2:06:37 <Christine> It would have been sooner if I had not been banned from PVCC that one year.
18/04/21 2:06:49 <Joshua Wise> Excuses excuses
18/04/21 2:07:30 <Christine> I wish I had never hit on Vert at all that day with the meeting with Mary Lee Walsh, in ANY Timeline.
18/04/21 2:08:34 <Joshua Wise> And you call *me* an exceptional individual.
18/04/21 2:09:16 <Christine> If the insulter knows the word to call another who is one.
18/04/21 2:10:05 <Joshua Wise> Oh nice comeback. Your mommy give it to you on paper?
18/04/21 2:10:38 <Christine> No, it came to me by email into the computer in my brain.
18/04/21 2:12:32 <Joshua Wise> I had to take a moment to regain myself after laughing.
18/04/21 2:12:51 <Christine> I’m so glad I could entertain you
18/04/21 2:12:59 <Joshua Wise> What drugs are you on, tubby?
18/04/21 2:13:13 <Christine> I have not taken any drugs tonight.
18/04/21 2:13:23 <Joshua Wise> Oh sorry
18/04/21 2:13:27 <Christine> If anyone’s on something, it might be you.
18/04/21 2:13:29 <Joshua Wise> *”Meds”*
18/04/21 2:13:43 <Christine> You’re High on your Swedish Butter.
18/04/21 2:13:52 <Joshua Wise> Oh yes, you’re right. I am on something.
18/04/21 2:14:02 <Joshua Wise> My boot on Cryzel’s head~
18/04/21 2:14:25 <Christine> Get your foot off her Right Now!
18/04/21 2:14:34 <Joshua Wise> *Presses down hard*
18/04/21 2:14:39 <Joshua Wise> Nope~
18/04/21 2:15:23 <Christine> You know, perhaps My head alone should be more appropriate for your boot; it’s so thick-headed.
18/04/21 2:15:57 <Christine> I’m as thick as a football helmet.
18/04/21 2:16:24 <Joshua Wise> Heehee
18/04/21 2:16:26 <Christine> One that Nick Saban personally approved.
18/04/21 2:17:00 <Joshua Wise> Oh~?
18/04/21 2:17:09 <Christine> Yup
18/04/21 2:17:41 <Christine> He liked it so much, he had me cloned, so helmets could be made from my thick head.
18/04/21 2:18:42 <Christine> Oh, and my penis makes a great kicking tee; it’s bent right to keep the ball propped up.
18/04/21 2:19:31 <Christine> Where my dick ought to be all along, with the balls.
18/04/21 2:19:37 <Joshua Wise> *presses harder*
18/04/21 2:20:30 <Christine> Cryzel’s Head is not worthy of the strength of your boot.
18/04/21 2:20:51 <Christine> You should find a head more worthy of your boot.
18/04/21 2:21:05 <Christine> Maybe your own.
18/04/21 2:22:02 <Christine> What will it take for you to stop torturing Cryzel?
18/04/21 2:23:42 <Joshua Wise> Beg
18/04/21 2:23:55 <Joshua Wise> Get on your knees in a video and beg
18/04/21 2:24:06 <Joshua Wise> You may google drive for now.
18/04/21 2:24:51 <Christine> That is actually fair
18/04/21 2:25:03 <Joshua Wise> *presses into Cryzel’s shattered legs*
18/04/21 2:25:24 <Christine> I am on my knees right now. Please stop, and hold on while I record.
18/04/21 2:25:44 <Joshua Wise> You’ve got thirty seconds, fatbody.
18/04/21 2:27:36 <Christine> Recorded
18/04/21 2:27:40 <Christine> It’s uploading
18/04/21 2:28:18 <Christine> Also, I have new information on “The World” thing Jack mentioned, from Jack.
18/04/21 2:28:55 <Christine> He said, ““The World” is basically this elaborate plot to troll you at BronyCon. It didn’t happen at MAGfest, fortunately. That was only because nobody knew you would show up.”
18/04/21 2:29:57 <Christine> He is part of a group who wishes to keep me safe at the BronyCon, at least, and I quote him, “The Stardust Crusaders are an elite task force assembled solely for the benefit of ensuring that Christine Weston Chandler, ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu and Rosechu has a safe con visit.”
18/04/21 2:30:52 <Christine> Anyway, the video is uploaded and processing.
18/04/21 2:30:56 <Christine>

He uploaded Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture#First plea


18/04/21 2:32:20 <Christine> And I would surmise that the Troll leading this “World” plan is this “Dio Brando” he mentioned earlier.
18/04/21 2:33:04 <Joshua Wise> Not pleased with your video.
18/04/21 2:33:18 <Joshua Wise> *whips Cryzel*
18/04/21 2:33:35 <Christine> Leave Cryzel Alone!
18/04/21 2:34:02 <Christine> I gave you information about a bunch of trolls who will be Trolling at BronyCon this year.
18/04/21 2:34:15 <Joshua Wise> Heehee
18/04/21 2:34:37 <Joshua Wise> But the video was all I asked, and you didn’t deliver~
18/04/21 2:34:48 <Christine> I Did Deliver.
18/04/21 2:34:54 <Christine> I Begged You
18/04/21 2:35:18 <Joshua Wise> None of your tard “I will mom” tone.
18/04/21 2:35:49 <Christine> Okay, you lost me. “I will mom”? What’s that mean?
18/04/21 2:36:30 <Joshua Wise> You always sound monotone and annoyed when someone ask you to do something.
18/04/21 2:37:33 <Joshua Wise> I want you to *beg* like the old bitch you are~
18/04/21 2:37:40 <Joshua Wise> Cry and shout.
18/04/21 2:37:51 <Christine> Hold on
18/04/21 2:38:14 <Joshua Wise> I don’t have all night, fatass.
18/04/21 2:39:49 <Christine> Uploading new video
18/04/21 2:40:22 <Christine> I don’t have all night either, and I should have been in bed 40 minutes ago.
18/04/21 2:40:41 <Christine>

He uploaded Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture#Second plea


18/04/21 2:42:17 <Joshua Wise> Too bad
18/04/21 2:42:21 <Joshua Wise> It’s Friday
18/04/21 2:43:18 <Christine> I was not monotoned in this video.
18/04/21 2:45:38 <Joshua Wise> I’ll be the judge of that
18/04/21 2:45:48 <Joshua Wise> Stay up with me and Cryzel
18/04/21 2:46:04 <Christine> Yes
18/04/21 2:47:20 <Joshua Wise> You kept saying my name wrong, you moron.
18/04/21 2:47:39 <Joshua Wise> Do it again
18/04/21 2:48:09 <Christine> How is your name pronounced?
18/04/21 2:48:49 <Joshua Wise> I’ll sound it out for you since your tard Southern dialect will likely butcher it again.
18/04/21 2:49:04 <Christine> Okay
18/04/21 2:49:15 <Joshua Wise> P-Toe-Hwee
18/04/21 2:49:40 <Christine> Alright. I need a moment; I have to pee, then I will record again.
18/04/21 2:49:49 <Joshua Wise> No
18/04/21 2:50:02 <Joshua Wise> Pee there and record yourself begging.
18/04/21 2:50:12 <Christine> Fine.
18/04/21 2:52:43 <Christine> Uploading
18/04/21 2:53:27 <Joshua Wise> I'll be waiting.
18/04/21 2:53:42 <Joshua Wise> You won't get to rest until you say it right after all~
18/04/21 2:54:13 <Christine>


18/04/21 2:56:04 <Joshua Wise> Just waiting for it to process entirely.
18/04/21 2:56:49 <Christine> I’m staying up and doing all this for you, Cryzel.
18/04/21 2:56:59 <Joshua Wise> You hear that, Cryzel?
18/04/21 2:57:13 <Joshua Wise> *Digs my heel into her leg*
18/04/21 2:57:49 <Joshua Wise> *She wheezes*
18/04/21 2:58:03 <Christine> I would never stay up late for the bitch who is torturing you and I right now. Although, I realize you are hurting worse than I am feeling.
18/04/21 2:58:31 <Christine> I am really sorry this is happening to you, honey.
18/04/21 2:58:42 <Joshua Wise> Daww
18/04/21 2:58:45 <Joshua Wise> You hear that?
18/04/21 2:59:02 <Joshua Wise> He obviously has a boner for me if he's willing to give me a name and not you~
18/04/21 2:59:18 <Christine> NO
18/04/21 2:59:24 <Christine> Cryzel is my Honey
18/04/21 2:59:29 <Joshua Wise> Ya sure?
18/04/21 2:59:29 <Christine> Not You, Pitohui
18/04/21 2:59:40 <Joshua Wise> Look at what he typed~*Shows Cryzel the phone*
18/04/21 3:00:07 <Christine> Cryzel knows I call her my Honey, and Love.
18/04/21 3:00:29 <Joshua Wise> *She cries*
18/04/21 3:00:36 <Joshua Wise> Awwwww
18/04/21 3:00:41 <Joshua Wise> That's unfortunate~
18/04/21 3:01:03 <Christine> DAMN MY MISWORDING!
18/04/21 3:01:25 <Joshua Wise> You said my name wrong *AGAIN*
18/04/21 3:01:45 <Christine> P-Toe-Hwee
18/04/21 3:01:49 <Joshua Wise> Yeah
18/04/21 3:01:57 <Joshua Wise> you said P'tohui.
18/04/21 3:02:03 <Joshua Wise> Not Pitohui.
18/04/21 3:02:23 <Christine> I’m getting on my knees again.
18/04/21 3:03:07 <Joshua Wise> I guess an inbred tard like you will still say it wrong.
18/04/21 3:04:31 <Christine> Uploading
18/04/21 3:05:29 <Joshua Wise> You keep forgetting I have *two* Is in my name.
18/04/21 3:05:47 <Christine>

He uploaded Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture#Third plea


18/04/21 3:06:09 <Christine> That “Toe” is pronounced “Two”?
18/04/21 3:06:20 <Joshua Wise> o
18/04/21 3:06:22 <Joshua Wise> No
18/04/21 3:06:37 <Joshua Wise> How sad, Cryzel.
18/04/21 3:06:48 <Joshua Wise> Your hubby can't even say names right~
18/04/21 3:06:55 <Christine> You said, “You keep forgetting I have *two* Is in my name.”
18/04/21 3:06:56 <Joshua Wise> *digs into her wound*
18/04/21 3:07:03 <Joshua Wise> Is
18/04/21 3:07:08 <Joshua Wise> The letter I
18/04/21 3:07:20 <Christine> Pitohui
18/04/21 3:07:41 <Joshua Wise> Yeah but tard mouth Chrissy here keeps saying P'tohui.
18/04/21 3:07:57 <Joshua Wise> Like my name is that hard.
18/04/21 3:08:28 <Christine> Pronounced like the letter “P”, then “toe”, then “hwee”.
18/04/21 3:09:18 <Joshua Wise> Yes, what is so hard about that?
18/04/21 3:09:21 <Christine> To accentuate the first “I” would make the first syllable sound like “Pi”.
18/04/21 3:09:33 <Joshua Wise> Jesus...
18/04/21 3:09:37 <Joshua Wise> PEE
18/04/21 3:09:38 <Christine> And I did pronounce it like “P”
18/04/21 3:09:39 <Joshua Wise> PEE
18/04/21 3:09:54 <Christine> Right, “PEE” is the first syllable
18/04/21 3:10:02 <Joshua Wise> Say PEE like the fucking alphabet.
18/04/21 3:10:09 <Christine> P
18/04/21 3:10:16 <Joshua Wise> Oh my fucking....
18/04/21 3:10:24 <Joshua Wise> *Stomps on Cryzel's wound*
18/04/21 3:10:44 <Christine> How did the video turn out?
18/04/21 3:10:45 <Joshua Wise> Understand now?
18/04/21 3:10:49 <Christine> Yes
18/04/21 3:11:37 <Joshua Wise> Even now you *still* butcher my name.
18/04/21 3:11:55 <Christine> What did I get wrong this time?
18/04/21 3:12:17 <Joshua Wise> You still mispronounced the *Pito* part.
18/04/21 3:12:49 <Joshua Wise> Fuck it
18/04/21 3:12:52 <Joshua Wise> No more.
18/04/21 3:13:02 <Joshua Wise> *Stomps on Cryzel's tail*
18/04/21 3:14:00 <Joshua Wise> I want another video from you now.
18/04/21 3:14:34 <Christine> What do you want now?
18/04/21 3:14:52 <Joshua Wise> I want you to scream Allstar.
18/04/21 3:14:58 <Joshua Wise> on camera.
18/04/21 3:15:18 <Christine> Just the one word?
18/04/21 3:15:28 <Joshua Wise> The song, you idiot.
18/04/21 3:15:55 <Christine> I need to locate the lyrics. Hold on.
18/04/21 3:16:15 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZYgIrqELFw
18/04/21 3:16:16 <Joshua Wise> Here
18/04/21 3:16:29 <Christine> Give me a few minutes.
18/04/21 3:17:10 <Joshua Wise> and I want you to dance like you're constipated and angry.
18/04/21 3:17:57 <Christine> Well, I’m definitely Angry, but not as angry as Kratos on any day of the week.
18/04/21 3:20:48 <Joshua Wise> Dance like an angry constipated indian.
18/04/21 3:24:23 <Christine> Uploading, and I danced like I was constipated.
18/04/21 3:24:48 <Christine> And my throat feels soar.
18/04/21 3:25:12 <Joshua Wise> Let's see~
18/04/21 3:27:04 <Christine> The only positive I will give you now is that you’ve made me burn a thousand calories tonight
18/04/21 3:27:43 <Christine>

He uploaded Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture#Fourth plea


18/04/21 3:27:43 <Joshua Wise> Post the link
18/04/21 3:27:45 <Joshua Wise> good
18/04/21 3:29:30 <Joshua Wise> waiting for it to finish processing.
18/04/21 3:29:56 <Christine> If I can afford to get one, I’m getting an Aria Smart Scale, so my weight loss progress can be tracked digitally as well.
18/04/21 3:32:28 <Joshua Wise> Jesus, did you actually *Listen* to the song?
18/04/21 3:32:39 <Christine> I Did, many times.
18/04/21 3:32:47 <Joshua Wise> Meh
18/04/21 3:32:49 <Joshua Wise> passable.
18/04/21 3:32:52 <Christine> Okay
18/04/21 3:33:00 <Joshua Wise> Stay for the fun~!
18/04/21 3:33:08 <Joshua Wise> we're just letting loose~!
18/04/21 3:33:19 <Joshua Wise> *Cryzel falls back onto the floor*
18/04/21 3:33:24 <Christine> Cryzel!
18/04/21 3:33:30 <Joshua Wise> Oh shit, she's seizing out.
18/04/21 3:33:43 <Joshua Wise> I know what to do, don't worry!
18/04/21 3:34:45 <Joshua Wise> Don't worry Chris, I know how to help.
18/04/21 3:35:04 <Joshua Wise> Pitohui pooldownscale.png
18/04/21 3:35:45 <Christine> That picture does not make me feel any better.
18/04/21 3:36:06 <Joshua Wise> *Plays pool with LLEN while Cryzel has a seizure on the floor*
18/04/21 3:36:28 <Christine> You did this to my Honey, you Bitch; you tortured and stressed Cryzel out Beyond Her Limits!!!
18/04/21 3:36:43 <Joshua Wise> P-Pito...this isn't right.-LLEN
18/04/21 3:36:56 <Joshua Wise> You're right LLEN...this isn't.-Pitohui
18/04/21 3:37:04 <Joshua Wise> I know what I really need to do...
18/04/21 3:37:44 <Joshua Wise> I'm sorry Chris, I know what I really have to do.
18/04/21 3:37:59 <Joshua Wise> *Turns on the radio and cranks it up as we resume playing*
18/04/21 3:38:02 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQZmacYXRBY
18/04/21 3:38:09 <Christine> You Bitch!
18/04/21 3:38:41 <Joshua Wise> Pitohui yawn.PNG
18/04/21 3:38:48 <Christine> You Fucked Up, Sociopathic, Crazy, Sick and Murderous CUNT!!!!
18/04/21 3:38:51 <Joshua Wise> No no...you're right
18/04/21 3:38:58 <Joshua Wise> I'm sorry, this seriously is wrong.
18/04/21 3:39:02 <Joshua Wise> I'll fix it now.
18/04/21 3:39:14 <Joshua Wise> *Changes the song*
18/04/21 3:39:16 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udUCjJphE-0 Superman - Goldfinger
18/04/21 3:39:28 <Christine> NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!
18/04/21 3:39:36 <Christine> HELP MY WIFE!!!
18/04/21 3:39:40 <Joshua Wise> Okay okay
18/04/21 3:39:51 <Joshua Wise> She not a Tony Hawk fan?
18/04/21 3:40:08 <Joshua Wise> C'mon, this is classic Pro skater music.
18/04/21 3:40:09 <Christine> GET CRYZEL TO A GOOD HOSPITAL INMEDIATELY!!!!!!
18/04/21 3:40:15 <Joshua Wise> Okay okay.
18/04/21 3:40:30 <Joshua Wise> *Drags her behind me into the car with LLEN.*
18/04/21 3:41:36 <Christine> AND MAKE SURE SHE IS CHECKED IN, AND IS IN A ROOM WITH A DOCTOR CALMING CRYZEL DOWN AND HEALING HER WITH MEDICAL TREATMENTS; NOT SEX OR VIOLENCE!!!!
18/04/21 3:42:53 <Joshua Wise> *The engine finally turns on as the radio turns on*
18/04/21 3:43:02 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY1BtpkNrtQ
18/04/21 3:44:38 <Stephen Boyd> Christian it's Jesus... -Jesus
18/04/21 3:44:50 <Stephen Boyd> I'm disappointed in your language.
18/04/21 3:45:09 <Stephen Boyd> For that you have forsaken me and I'm not sure I want you to return to my flock this time.
18/04/21 3:45:25 <Joshua Wise> Oh hey Jesus.
18/04/21 3:45:32 <Joshua Wise> I'm taking Cryzel to the hospital.
18/04/21 3:45:36 <Joshua Wise> Wanna come with me?
18/04/21 3:45:43 <Christine> Pitohui has tortured Cryzel by shooting her in both knees, and putting a boot to her injuries and her head and tail.
18/04/21 3:45:59 <Stephen Boyd> I've got to go before Miss Gwendolyn discovers I used her items again.
18/04/21 3:46:22 <Joshua Wise> Gwen, come with us. We're going on a girls' night~!
18/04/21 3:46:27 <Stephen Boyd> Christian I told you as long as it's not YOURSELF being harmed karma will fix this.
18/04/21 3:46:45 <Joshua Wise> *Turns up Aaron Lewis*
18/04/21 3:46:48 <Christine> Huh? Karma?
18/04/21 3:46:49 <Stephen Boyd> Still Jesus. Miss Gwendolyn is asleep.
18/04/21 3:46:58 <Stephen Boyd> Oh my dad Christian...
18/04/21 3:47:05 <Stephen Boyd> TURN THE OTHER CHEEK
18/04/21 3:47:07 <Joshua Wise> Oh well.
18/04/21 3:47:23 <Stephen Boyd> Now I'm leaving until I cna sneak on next. Good Night.
18/04/21 3:48:12 <Joshua Wise> *Drives off hard as the radio blares*
18/04/21 3:50:06 <Christine> He actually told me to “Turn the other cheek”, and in that sense, turn a blind eye to the events.
18/04/21 3:50:36 <Joshua Wise> *turns up the volume*
18/04/21 3:50:39 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9RMdcFQAw
18/04/21 3:50:54 <Joshua Wise> *Takes a sharp turn as Cryzel bumps around in the back*
18/04/21 3:52:44 <Joshua Wise> *Pulls up into the drive-thru of Hardees*
18/04/21 3:54:18 <Joshua Wise> Mmmm, not Carl's Jr. but it's still the same.
18/04/21 3:55:58 <Joshua Wise> Yo Chris, what do you think of Hardees?
18/04/21 3:56:31 <Joshua Wise> You certainly are a connoisseur of fast food.
18/04/21 3:58:13 <Christine> Hardees is whatever to me.
18/04/21 3:58:20 <Christine> I’m Very Sorry this is all happening to you, Cryzel, my Honey and my Love. It really hurts me to hear you’re going through so much pain and torture. I am even more sorry that I had not listened more attentively. I Promise, Cryzel Chandler Rosechu, I will do better to listen and be receptive to and for you. And our first movie night together after you return, “Silent Hill”, like you wanted. I must look the other way for now of Pitohui and her misconduct. Please, forgive me in doing that, Honey. I am always thinking and worrying about you. Also, along with you, I, too, worry about our Hubby, Magi-Chan. Please, respond and talk with me as soon as you recover, or after you’ve had enough time away from me; as you feel and like. Be Safe and Well, Cryzel, my Honey and Love.
18/04/21 3:58:35 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
18/04/21 3:58:40 <Joshua Wise> *Turns the radio up*
18/04/21 3:59:00 <Joshua Wise> Good thing I already ordered while I waited for a response.
18/04/21 4:00:06 <Joshua Wise> Pito...I don't like this music. Can we play something else?-LLEN
18/04/21 4:00:37 <Joshua Wise> Oh okay.-Pitohui
18/04/21 4:00:42 <Joshua Wise> *Changes the station*
18/04/21 4:00:45 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY
18/04/21 4:00:54 <Joshua Wise> Okay Chris, I got our food.
18/04/21 4:01:00 <Joshua Wise> We'll go to the hospital.
18/04/21 4:01:05 <Joshua Wise> Well, after we stop and eat~
18/04/21 4:01:30 <Joshua Wise> *Cryzel starts having another seizure*
18/04/21 4:03:32 <Joshua Wise> Chris?
18/04/21 4:03:46 <Joshua Wise> <@!429821319643660290>
18/04/21 4:04:22 <Christine> Alright
18/04/21 4:04:39 <Joshua Wise> *We both eat as Cryzel gags violently*
18/04/21 4:05:17 <Joshua Wise> Mmmmmmm
18/04/21 4:05:22 <Joshua Wise> Good stuff.
18/04/21 4:05:35 <Joshua Wise> Normally don't eat burgers as often, but it's nice to treat yourself.
18/04/21 4:06:21 <Joshua Wise> *Cryzel vomits in the back*
18/04/21 4:07:18 <Joshua Wise> Hey Cryzel, sounds like your hubby stopped nagging us to take you to the hospital.
18/04/21 4:07:43 <Christine> TAKE CRYZEL TO THE HOSPITAL.
18/04/21 4:07:53 <Joshua Wise> Oh well okay.
18/04/21 4:08:08 <Joshua Wise> *Drives off towards the hospital*
18/04/21 4:08:16 <Joshua Wise> Which do you recomend?
18/04/21 4:09:37 <Christine> The BEST Hospital in the city, with all of the BEST AND GOOD medical tech around. And NOT a Pokémon Center.
18/04/21 4:09:44 <Joshua Wise> Which is?
18/04/21 4:10:17 <Joshua Wise> I dunno this area that well.
18/04/21 4:10:25 <Joshua Wise> Japanese citizen, remember?
18/04/21 4:10:30 <Christine> I’m going with where Doctor Sylvestrichu is, given if he is alive and with all of his memories restored.
18/04/21 4:10:48 <Joshua Wise> Oh he's been barred.
18/04/21 4:11:05 <Joshua Wise> He gave a man breast implants instead of curing him.
18/04/21 4:11:13 <Joshua Wise> Wait, I see a hospital now.
18/04/21 4:11:13 <Christine> Shit
18/04/21 4:11:29 <Christine> Okay
18/04/21 4:12:14 <Joshua Wise> Okay, the doctors are all speaking to me now.
18/04/21 4:12:36 <Joshua Wise> The gurney they dropped her onto was pretty bloody too, but they're looking her over.
18/04/21 4:13:20 <Joshua Wise> You there, <@!429821319643660290> ?
18/04/21 4:13:25 <Christine> Yes
18/04/21 4:13:42 <Joshua Wise> Okay, the doctor told me something about Cryzel.
18/04/21 4:13:52 <Christine> What?
18/04/21 4:13:59 <Joshua Wise> I dunno, I don't speak Spanish.
18/04/21 4:14:31 <Joshua Wise> Boy does this place smell.
18/04/21 4:14:45 <Joshua Wise> Look at the rooms!
18/04/21 4:14:45 <Joshua Wise> Venezuela hospital ds.jpg
18/04/21 4:14:57 <Joshua Wise> Hey wait....that ain't the US flag.
18/04/21 4:15:02 <Joshua Wise> Oh shit, I see now!
18/04/21 4:15:07 <Joshua Wise> We're not in Virginia!
18/04/21 4:15:13 <Joshua Wise> We're in *Venezuela!*
18/04/21 4:15:35 <Joshua Wise> Jesus, the healthcare here is a fucking joke~! XD
18/04/21 4:15:47 <Christine> You know what?
18/04/21 4:15:54 <Christine> Get Cryzel out of there
18/04/21 4:16:04 <Joshua Wise> Nah man, I took her to the hospital. 1
8/04/21 4:16:15 <Joshua Wise> My job is D-O-N-E.
18/04/21 4:16:38 <Christine> Fine. I’m done talking for now. I’m letting Karma do its thing now.
18/04/21 4:16:45 <Joshua Wise> Holy shit
18/04/21 4:16:54 <Joshua Wise> I just got me $50,000!
18/04/21 4:17:13 <Joshua Wise> It's pocket change to me, but still nice~
18/04/21 4:17:27 <Joshua Wise> That the karma you were looking for?
18/04/21 4:17:59 <Christine> I meant for Cryzel.
18/04/21 4:18:25 <Joshua Wise> Oh?
18/04/21 4:18:41 <Christine> You know, Good Karma to do good for her.
18/04/21 4:18:54 <Joshua Wise> Do you understand how Karma works?
18/04/21 4:19:26 <Christine> Yes. When one does more good for others, good things happen for that person and their closest.
18/04/21 4:19:42 <Christine> And bad for bad.
18/04/21 4:19:42 <Joshua Wise> Well I got me some record deals~
18/04/21 4:19:54 <Joshua Wise> So it seems Karma is *rewarding* me~
18/04/21 4:20:37 <Christine> You did good. You did a good thing, so you’re being rewarded. Now, I hope good things are happening for Cryzel in her recovery.
18/04/21 4:21:04 <Joshua Wise> Oh yeah
18/04/21 4:21:12 <Joshua Wise> They sawed off her legs with a rusty bone saw.
18/04/21 4:23:08 <Joshua Wise> No anesthesia or anything.
18/04/21 4:23:37 <Joshua Wise> *LLEN vomits from watching*
18/04/21 4:24:08 <Joshua Wise> Whatcha up to, Chris?
18/04/21 4:24:57 <Christine> I feel like I’m vomiting inside my head.
18/04/21 4:25:13 <Christine> How did y’all get from Virginia to Venezuela?
18/04/21 4:25:36 <Joshua Wise> Through a portal Magi-Chan had built the other day.
18/04/21 4:25:57 <Christine> I see
18/04/21 4:26:10 <Joshua Wise> Well Cryzel is done.
18/04/21 4:26:20 <Joshua Wise> Her legs and tail were amputated.
18/04/21 4:26:36 <Christine> I am crying
18/04/21 4:27:04 <Christine> I should have left this all alone from the beginning.
18/04/21 4:27:10 <Joshua Wise> Oh?
18/04/21 4:27:24 <Joshua Wise> How so?*throws Cryzel back into the car*
18/04/21 4:27:39 <Christine> As in I should not have talked with you tonight at all, Pitohui.
18/04/21 4:27:52 <Joshua Wise> Then no hospital.
18/04/21 4:28:00 <Joshua Wise> And a dead Cryzel.
18/04/21 4:28:19 <Joshua Wise> Oh well.
18/04/21 4:28:26 <Joshua Wise> I can fix this.
18/04/21 4:28:28 <Christine> No
18/04/21 4:28:29 <Christine> Wait
18/04/21 4:28:37 <Joshua Wise> *picks up speed*
18/04/21 4:28:41 <Christine> She’s not dead.
18/04/21 4:28:55 <Joshua Wise> LLEN, open the door and kick Cryzel out.
18/04/21 4:29:00 <Christine> NO!
18/04/21 4:29:11 <Christine> Take Cryzel back to Cwcville!
18/04/21 4:29:23 <Joshua Wise> If she hits a pole at this speed, she might just splatter!
18/04/21 4:29:45 <Christine> TAKE CRYZEL BACK TO CWCVILLE NOW!!!
18/04/21 4:31:00 <Joshua Wise> *LLEN opens the door*
18/04/21 4:31:22 <Joshua Wise> I got a song you might recognize.
18/04/21 4:31:25 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qogVHlmFcx0
18/04/21 4:31:43 <Joshua Wise> *The car hits 106 mph*
18/04/21 4:32:01 <Joshua Wise> Ready Chrissy?
18/04/21 4:33:43 <Joshua Wise> Alright LLEN, Chris ain't responding.
18/04/21 4:33:50 <Joshua Wise> Kick the bitch.
18/04/21 4:34:25 <Joshua Wise> Oh SHIT
18/04/21 4:34:40 <Joshua Wise> An old Hilary billboard!
18/04/21 4:34:49 <Joshua Wise> Let's pay tribute to her!
18/04/21 4:35:13 <Joshua Wise> At this speed, Cryzel will make a nice splatter painting to Hilary's face~!
18/04/21 4:41:08 <Joshua Wise> KICK!!!
18/04/21 6:26:27 <Joshua Wise> Alright fuck it, we took Cryzel to a different hospital.
18/04/21 6:26:42 <Joshua Wise> She’s fine, with legs and a tail.
18/04/21 6:27:12 <Joshua Wise> Though you have to come on here and ask for me to send her home.\

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