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{{RageQuote|CURSE-YE-HA-ME-<br>HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!}}


{{Quote|When cursing, I feel enraged or really angry; I channel that energy between my hands, gathering them in and throwing them towards either the target I'm angry at, or the ground or skyward; a choice of words are optional, but they do seem to add more oomph to the attack.|Chris<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 6]]</ref>}}


[[Image:138-CurseYeHaMeHa.jpg|thumb|Yep.]]


The '''Curse-ye-ha-me-ha''', also referred to as '''Shin-ye-ha-me-ha''', is the [[retard|special]] finishing move of doom used by [[Chris]] when battling [[jerkops]], [[manajerks]], [[trolls]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]].


It is performed exactly the same way as the famed Kamehameha maneuver used in the [[anime]] series ''Dragon Ball'' and ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'': by doing silly choreographed poses and slowly yelling the name of a famous [[Surfshack Tito|Hawaiʻian]] [[Wikipedia:Kamehameha|king]]. It's also possible that Chris was inspired by a scene in ''[[Excel Saga]]'', where the characters at one point perform a "Nabehameha"; a parody of the Kamehameha named after the series director, Shinichi "Nabeshin" Watanabe. If not directly inspired by ''Excel Saga'', it likely at least caused Chris to think of deriving his own version of the famous attack.


And yes, Chris has done this in public...


==Execution and effect==
In keeping with the [[Dragon Ball Z|Kamehameha]] maneuver he stole it from, the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha must be delivered slowly, with each syllable deliberately pronounced as the user summons his chi, finally ending with the last "ha!" and a blast of power followed by peace for the [[troll]], [[jerkop]] or [[manajerk]]. For optimal results, say it like the [[new narrator]] says it.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQfYyY24aCo#t=4m08s Sonichu - Subepisode 3! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler and Sonichu in "Witch Confront!"]</ref>


When desired, the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha can act as a standard energy blast to vaporize enemies. However, in other situations, the attack has no immediately apparent effects. Therein lies the "curse"—the attacker has subtly hexed the victim, guaranteeing that he will soon suffer unbearable misfortune.


While negotiating the production of [[Sonichu]] [[video games]] with [[Nintendo]], [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] informed Chris that "curse" is considered offensive in Japanese culture, and so all references to the spell have been changed to "Shin-ye-ha-me-ha." By [[August 2009]] Chris had become more willing to revert to the original name when sufficiently angry.


A less theatrical version of the move, the '''Curse Shot''', is delivered by simply holding out one's hand in the shape of a gun and miming the act of shooting the target. This achieves the same sort of ominous misfortune without requiring several minutes of preparation, which is handy if you're running away from mall security. This may or may not be inspired by "YuYu Hakusho", another anime series that aired on Cartoon Network, where the main character's signature attack was a similar move known as the "Spirit Gun". On a few occasions, he has performed a variation on this theme using his [[Megatron pistol]].


==Purpose==
Aside from creating the impression that Chris has [[Chris and religion|delusions of godhood]], the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha allows him to feel some sense of control over his world. Chris is too weak, stupid, and cowardly to directly act against those who give him [[stress]], but his curses require no effort from him except his own faith in their power. As long as it is impossible to prove the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha has no effect, Chris can allow himself to believe the universe will ultimately destroy his enemies, giving him a sense of triumph.


==Yes, he actually does this in public==
{{quote|[[Virgin with rage|Verbal Combat]] had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has]].” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Chris<ref>From the 22 June 2005 entry in [[CWC's Diary]]</ref>}}


In addition to his performance of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at [[Wal-Mart]], key slanderous trolls have revealed that Chris performed the curse live and in person in the office of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], resulting in his suspension from [[PVCC]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref>. A documented performance of this attack has been recorded and it is shown in [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|this]] video.


==Yes, he actually thinks this works==
In [[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|Mailbag 18]], when asked if he thinks his powers actually work, Chris commented:


{{quote|I have learned about the Curses actually working firstly when I cursed the real-life Mary Lee Walsh; then I later heard that her reputation at PVCC went DOWN ([[Chris and his Ego|yes, mostly due to my references in the pages]]), but then things got worse for her, and even though I forgave her for her misdeed on interrupting my [[Sweetheart Search]], I feel she definitely got what she deserved for her misdeed. Later, I cursed one [[Clyde Cash|specific Troll]] (I forget who); shortly later, I learn that troll came down with a [[wikipedia:common cold|life-threatening ailment]].|Chris, 06:28, 15 December 2009 (CET), [[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|Mailbag 18]]}}
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[[Chris and his ego|Chris actually believes he has magic powers to curse people.]] Chris, as usual, [[fail]]s, this time with confusing correlation and causation - just because Mary Lee Walsh's reputation went down (even if we take Chris's biased view of Ms. Walsh at face value), it does not necessarily follow that it's a result of a curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack. This appears to stem from his inflated sense of self-importance: because he sees himself as an innocent man, he seems to believe that [[GodJesus|God]] has granted him magical powers with which to curse those who dare wrong him, a good example of his detachment from [[Chris and reality|reality]].


The following excerpt from the [[Katie Bay E-mails 6|Katie Bay e-mails]] describes his process of emitting a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha:


{{quote|I have learned from my experiences that a CURSE or a BLESSING shot is mainly comprised of the respective Enraged or Caring you are currently feeling. I DO NOT ENCOURAGE YOU DO THIS, but I will tell you for your information. When cursing, I feel enraged or really angry; I channel that energy between my hands, gathering them in and throwing them towards either the target I'm angry at, or the ground or skyward; a choice of words are optional, but they do seem to add more oomph to the attack.|Chris, on summoning metaphysical energy.}}


It must be reiterated that Chris actually thinks this works.


==Known victims==
In the comics, Chris applies the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha to Mary Lee Walsh and to the [[Jerkhief]], and these stories may reflect the two known public instances, or separate incidents, or purely wishful thinking. The curse seems to have had no effect on Walsh, even in fiction; after being seemingly atomized in [[Sub-Episode 3]], she simply returned none the worse for wear.


On 15 [[January 2009]], Chris delivered a Shin-ye-ha-me-ha [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|via YouTube]] to every troll who has contributed to his [[ED]] page and to [[4chan]].


[[Liquid Chris]], the dreaded brown-striped impostor, was on the receiving end of a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha in a [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|14 August 2009 video]].


However, on 16 [[August 2009]] Chris elected to lift the curses he had previously unleashed, and performed the "Forgiveness Blessings" in a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|video]] to demonstrate his grace. During this retraction Chris claimed to have used the Curse Shot on over fifty men during his [[Love Quest]].


Due to the production of [[Audiobook]] DVDs, Chris has cursed [[Vivian Gee]] and anyone involved with the project.


On 1 [[February 2010]], Chris [[Address_to_Mao,_the_S.O.B.|cursed Mao Ling]], operator of the [[Asperpedia]], in response to a series of offensive advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]. He was later coerced into delivering an [[Chris and Remorse|insincere forgiveness blessing]].


On 2 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Surfshack Tito (video)|performed a Curse Shot]] on [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] in response to his [[PSN]] account being hacked [[BlueSpike|yet]] [[Jack Thaddeus#PSN Hax|again]]. [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|This comes after Chris said that cursing people was evil, and that he would atone for it.]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|Hypocrite.]]


==Fan videos==
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| Stardate      = 19 [[July 2009]]
| Maker          = [[Vivian Gee]]
| Subject        =
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = [[Virgin with Rage]]
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|WWmRqsQ6JJ4}}
| Stardate      = 12 [[December 2009]]
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IRAwEsOmE IRAwEsOmE]
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==Sauce==
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==See also==
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*[[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance]]
*[[Excel Saga]]
*[[Dragonball Z]]
*[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
*[[Jerkops]]
*[[Love Quest]]


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