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| According to [[Chris]], '''Daniel Weston''' was one of his illustrious ancestors. He was allegedly aboard the ''[[Wikipedia:Mayflower|Mayflower]]'', the ship that sailed the [[Wikipedia:Pilgrim Fathers|Pilgrim Fathers]] to [[America]] in [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1620]].<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref> However, according to all known passenger lists of the ''Mayflower'', there was never a man named Weston aboard...<ref>[http://genforum.genealogy.com/weston/messages/54.html Genealogy Forum]</ref> Weston, according to Chris, was descended from [[Anne Boleyn]], though that in turn [[Fail|raises the question]] of why a descendant of royalty (especially Catholic royalty) would be fleeing England on the ''Mayflower'' (which was full of Puritans) in the first place. There is however, a possibility that Chris actually meant to say [[wikipedia:Pilgrim Fathers|Thomas Weston]], an English merchant who funded The Mayflower. Chris later admitted that Daniel Weston was not on the ''Mayflower'' and that "he made his voyage later on."<ref>[[Mailbag 27]]</ref> | | According to [[Chris]], '''Daniel Weston''' was one of his illustrious ancestors. He was allegedly aboard the ''[[Wikipedia:Mayflower|Mayflower]]'', the ship that sailed the [[Wikipedia:Pilgrim Fathers|Pilgrim Fathers]] to [[America]] in [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1620]].<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref> However, according to all known passenger lists of the ''Mayflower'', there was never a man named Weston aboard...<ref>[http://genforum.genealogy.com/weston/messages/54.html Genealogy Forum]</ref> Weston, according to Chris, was descended from [[Anne Boleyn]], though that in turn [[Fail|raises the question]] of why a descendant of royalty (especially Catholic royalty) would be fleeing England on the ''Mayflower'' (which was full of Puritans) in the first place. There is however, a possibility that Chris actually meant to say [[wikipedia:Pilgrim Fathers|Thomas Weston]], an English merchant who funded The Mayflower. Chris later admitted that Daniel Weston was not on the ''Mayflower'' and that "he made his voyage later on."<ref>[[Mailbag 27]]</ref> |
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| This is either complete bullshit from Chris, or his mother easing the awful truth that he's in fact just descended from a bunch of poor, [[Autism|socially backward]], [[Chris_and_sex#Incest|inbred]], [[Barbara|retarded]] [[Bob Chandler|hillbillies]] like everyone else in [[Virginia]]. In fact, Chris's earliest known maternal ancestor was a [[William|hick]] whose [[Robert Pettis|grandson]] was an [[alcohol]]ic, adulterous failure in life, who in turn would have a [[chris|great-grandson]] who is just a failure in life.<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254</ref> | | This is either complete bullshit from Chris, or his mother easing the awful truth that he's in fact just descended from a bunch of poor, [[Autism|socially backward]], [[Chris_and_sex#Incest|inbred]], [[Barbara|retarded]] [[Bob Chandler|hillbillies]] like everyone else in [[Virginia]]. In fact, Chris's earliest known maternal ancestor was a [[William Wynn|hick]] whose [[Robert Pettis Wynn|grandson]] was an [[alcohol]]ic, adulterous failure in life, who in turn would have a [[chris|great-grandson]] who is just a failure in life.<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254</ref> |
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Biological warfare from England by dumping their retards into the American gene pool.
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According to Chris, Daniel Weston was one of his illustrious ancestors. He was allegedly aboard the Mayflower, the ship that sailed the Pilgrim Fathers to America in 1620.[1] However, according to all known passenger lists of the Mayflower, there was never a man named Weston aboard...[2] Weston, according to Chris, was descended from Anne Boleyn, though that in turn raises the question of why a descendant of royalty (especially Catholic royalty) would be fleeing England on the Mayflower (which was full of Puritans) in the first place. There is however, a possibility that Chris actually meant to say Thomas Weston, an English merchant who funded The Mayflower. Chris later admitted that Daniel Weston was not on the Mayflower and that "he made his voyage later on."[3]
This is either complete bullshit from Chris, or his mother easing the awful truth that he's in fact just descended from a bunch of poor, socially backward, inbred, retarded hillbillies like everyone else in Virginia. In fact, Chris's earliest known maternal ancestor was a hick whose grandson was an alcoholic, adulterous failure in life, who in turn would have a great-grandson who is just a failure in life.[4]
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