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Revision as of 02:33, 2 November 2010

DivineTrial is a video Chris uploaded on 30 October 2010. In this video, Chris dresses up as Divine, the famous crossdressing actor who played Babs in the 1972 cult film Pink Flamingos, and then re-enacts the trial scene from the movie with Clyde Cash as the culprit.

Video

DivineTrial
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Stardate 30 October 2010
Subject Matter TrollsTrolls Trolls, ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Shirt Vert RedVert Red Vertical Red
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Transcript

[Chris stands in front of the camera wearing clown makeup, his shirt stuffed with his plush breasts and a red sheet of construction paper covering his crotch.]

Hello, folks, and darlings, this is Divine Babs y'know... We are going to go on a trial now fo- to go against... our culprit, here- mister Clyde Cash... Say hello to the audience, Clyde.

[Chris holds up a Shadow the Hedgehog doll which is supposed to represent Clyde.]

Clyde: *mumbling noises*

Ay, ain't got much to say, huh? Well, that's a shame. Clyde, now, you spoke to me on live Internet before the trial here was started.

Clyde: *mumbling noises*

He stands accused of... being a troll, a bully, and especially doing all these things against one Christian Weston Chandler and his Sonichu and Rosechu family... We bring in a witness here today... a which we will put that against Mr. Clyde Cash here... He's a witness- oh- s- Sonichu, I mean the original one...

[Chris holds up a Pikachu doll, modified to resemble Sonichu.]

All right, Sonichu... do you swear to speak the whole truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth... so help you God?

Sonichu: I do.

Alright, then will you please... point out the guilty party of this room that has... done all the trollings and dwollings and all that... and even personal... threatening and what not against Mr. Christian Weston Chandler?

Sonichu: Yes, Divine. He's right over there! Mr. Clyde Cash!

Thank you, that'll be all, you c- may step down from the witness stand... Alright, then we will now have order in the court, order in the court! [Bangs the table with a coffee cup] I have reviewed all the case files and what not... and in this kangaroo court justice... I hearby... pronounce sentence to Mr. Clyde Cash... he is gulity of all charges! And then- and... on the lawsuit here... for his punishment... he will be shot to death... and his wi- and his wife and one-cent daughter... will go to a better husband... outside of his family... one will be provided for her by law... somebody within her local reach, but not within the state of Virginia.

But anyway, the punishment is death for Mr. Clyde Cash... For doing so many wrongs against Mr. Christian Weston Chandler... Case dismissed! [Bangs the table with his coffee cup again]

Are you ready for your execution, Mr. Clyde Cash?

Clyde: *mumbling noises*

Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange! Buh-bye.

[Chris pulls out his Megatron pistol and shoots Clyde.]

And that was another fine episode of Divine's people court. You all enjoy- you all have yourselves a good day... and remember, Divine is... the filthiest, dirtiest person in the world... Even though I've temporarily dyed my hair brown... It's usually blonde.

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Chris's cosplay videos

Ash KetchumGroucho MarxIBA ChandlerPaRappa the RapperCherokian (I)Juggalo (I)ScotMr. PopoHamburglarGrimaceClyde CashPaul McCartneyAlec Benson Leary and Liquid ChrisCherokian (II)Chris-Chan SonichuFred Flintstone and Homer SimpsonCleveland BrownHarry Potter"Gangsta"GilliganDivine as BabsJuggalo (II)

Clyde vs. Chris

Clyde's Introduction: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Clyde Cash the kid video | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 |

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | ACWCAudition

Chris vs. Clyde: Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack

Jackie: DrainedCreativity


Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial