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[[Image:Chris Donald.jpg|thumb|What Donald Duck would probably look like had Chris's impersonation manifested.]]
[[Image:Chris Donald.jpg|thumb|What Donald Duck would probably look like had Chris's impersonation manifested.]]


{{quote|Break the Ice with a joke: try not to use an [[Twin Falling Towers|offensive joke]]. Or, you can do what I do, if you can, just imitate good ol’ Donald Duck. Quack! Quack!|Dating tips from the guru, ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//SchusNews7.htm</ref>.}}
{{quote|I... oh my God, I'm shaking. '''What''' was that voice? Th-, that was Hell....|[[Clyde Cash]]<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>}}


{{quote|I... oh my God, I'm shaking. '''What''' was that voice? Th- that was Hell...|[[Clyde Cash]]<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>}}
[[Chris]] likes to believe that he is good at '''impersonating Donald [[Duck]]'''. His impersonation has been judged as mediocre by most and downright creepy by others. This is mostly due to the fact that Chris does not use appropriate comedic timing to introduce his voice acting. Although unlikely, some [[trolls]] maintain that when he worked at [[Wendy's]], he was actually fired for doing this impersonation. Since it might have been one of many grievances that Chris's former employers had, there might be some truth to this claim.


[[Chris]] is pretty good at '''impersonating Donald [[Duck]].''' That is, a [[autism|deranged]], syphilitic, crack-addicted Donald Duck that will only show up in your darkest nightmares. This impersonation can be heard in the video [[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Although unlikely, some [[trolls]] maintain that when he worked at [[Wendy's]], he was actually fired for doing this impersonation. Since it might have been one of many grievances that Chris's former employers had, there might be some truth to this claim.
{{quote|Break the Ice with a joke: try not to use an [[Twin Falling Towers|offensive joke]]. Or, you can do what I do, if you can, just imitate good ol’ Donald Duck. Quack! Quack!|Dating tips from the guru, ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews7.htm</ref>}}


This impression is an achievement of which Chris is extremely proud. He even goes so far as to mention it in casual conversation, and [[Dating education|suggests other people to use it when hitting on women]]. Apparently, in Chris's mind, chicks dig terrifying impersonations of Disney characters. But then again, this is a tamer piece of the usual [[honest content]] that he subjects women to. He probably misunderstood some advice suggesting that showing off one's talents is a good way to get a girl's attention, so Chris believes that he has a talent for impersonation. This might impress a ten-year-old, but will not entice [[china]].
This impression is an achievement of which Chris is extremely proud. He even goes so far as to mention it in casual conversation, and [[Dating education|suggests other people to use it when hitting on women]]. Apparently, in Chris's mind, chicks dig unsolicited impersonations of Disney characters. He has probably misunderstood the common practice of showing off one's talents as a means to attract attention; this might impress a ten-year-old (if, that is, they're not terrified by it), but will not entice [[china]].


Disturbingly, Chris has also been known to do this impersonation whilst [[Mass debating|masturbating]].
On 23 [[August 2011]], Chris sang the song "Der Fuehrer's Face", from the famous Donald Duck short of the same name, in an attempt to mock [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s communist views.<ref>[[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]</ref> Chris, of course, [[Honor roll|thought Hitler was a communist]].
 
==Examples of the impersonation==
* Chris scared the shit out of [[Clyde Cash]] with the impersonation in a [[February 2009]] [[Mumble 4|Mumble chat]].
* He did it again in [[Mumble 7|another chat]] later that same month.
* ...and a [[Mumble 8|third time]], for [[Julie]] and friends.
* One of the more disturbing uses of this impersonation can be heard in the video [[CWCFlyingElephants]], made for [[Vanessa Hudgens]].
* Chris tried to impress [[Emily]] with the impersonation on their [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|date]].
* He thought [[Kacey]] would like it in one of their [[Kacey Call 23|phone calls]].
* In an [[October 2009]] [[For Chris#IBA's video|video reply]] to [[Liquid Chris]], Solid impersonated Donald Duck to prove that he was funny.
* Chris also performs the impersonation in [[CatKnight Interview 3|his third interview with Arthur Spatchcock]], referencing claims that he scared a small child with it while working at Wendy's in the early 2000s.
* Requested by his interviewers, Chris performed the impersonation when he guest starred on the ''[[Internet Dream Lounge]]'' podcast in [[October 2017]].


On 23 [[August 2011]], Chris sang Donald's famous song "[[Wikipedia:Der Fuehrer's Face|Der Fuehrer's Face]]" in a misguided attempt to mock [[Jack Thaddeus]]' communist views.<ref>[[Calling Out#Re-Calling Ahuvia]]</ref>
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Revision as of 09:32, 21 February 2019

What Donald Duck would probably look like had Chris's impersonation manifested.
I... oh my God, I'm shaking. What was that voice? Th-, that was Hell....
Clyde Cash[1]

Chris likes to believe that he is good at impersonating Donald Duck. His impersonation has been judged as mediocre by most and downright creepy by others. This is mostly due to the fact that Chris does not use appropriate comedic timing to introduce his voice acting. Although unlikely, some trolls maintain that when he worked at Wendy's, he was actually fired for doing this impersonation. Since it might have been one of many grievances that Chris's former employers had, there might be some truth to this claim.

Break the Ice with a joke: try not to use an offensive joke. Or, you can do what I do, if you can, just imitate good ol’ Donald Duck. Quack! Quack!
Dating tips from the guru, Sonichu's News Dash[2]

This impression is an achievement of which Chris is extremely proud. He even goes so far as to mention it in casual conversation, and suggests other people to use it when hitting on women. Apparently, in Chris's mind, chicks dig unsolicited impersonations of Disney characters. He has probably misunderstood the common practice of showing off one's talents as a means to attract attention; this might impress a ten-year-old (if, that is, they're not terrified by it), but will not entice china.

On 23 August 2011, Chris sang the song "Der Fuehrer's Face", from the famous Donald Duck short of the same name, in an attempt to mock Jack Thaddeus's communist views.[3] Chris, of course, thought Hitler was a communist.

Examples of the impersonation

References

See also