Donald Duck impersonation

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What Donald Duck would probably look like had Chris's impersonation manifested.
Break the Ice with a joke: try not to use an offensive joke. Or, you can do what I do, if you can, just imitate good ol’ Donald Duck. Quack! Quack!
Dating tips from the guru, Sonichu's News Dash[1].
I... oh my God, I'm shaking. What was that voice? Th- that was Hell...
Clyde Cash[2]

Chris is pretty good at impersonating Donald Duck. That is, a deranged, syphilitic, crack-addicted Donald Duck that will only show up in your darkest nightmares. It sounds like what Donald Duck would really sound like were he dying and gargling in a pool of his own blood. This impersonation can be heard in the video CWCFlyingElephants. Although unlikely, some trolls maintain that when he worked at Wendy's, he was actually fired for doing this impersonation. Since it might have been one of many grievances that Chris's former employers had, there might be some truth to this claim.

This impression is an achievement of which Chris is extremely proud. He even goes so far as to mention it in casual conversation, and suggests other people to use it when hitting on women. Apparently, in Chris's mind, chicks dig terrifying impersonations of Disney characters. But then again, this is a tamer piece of the usual honest content that he subjects women to. He probably misunderstood some advice suggesting that showing off one's talents is a good way to get a girl's attention, so Chris believes that he has a talent for impersonation. This might impress a ten-year-old, but will not entice china.

Disturbingly, Chris has also been known to do this impersonation whilst masturbating.

On 23 August 2011, Chris sang Donald's famous song "Der Fuehrer's Face" in a misguided attempt to mock Jack Thaddeus' communist views.[3]

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