Donald Duck impersonation

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What Donald Duck would probably look like had Chris's impersonation manifested.
I... oh my God, I'm shaking. What was that voice? Th- that was Hell...
Clyde Cash[1]

Chris likes to believes that he is good at impersonating Donald Duck. His impersonation has been judged as mediocre by most and down right creepy by others. This is mostly due to the fact that Chris does not use appropriate comedic timing to introduce his voice acting. One of the more disturbing uses of this impersonation can be heard in the video CWCFlyingElephants. Although unlikely, some trolls maintain that when he worked at Wendy's, he was actually fired for doing this impersonation. Since it might have been one of many grievances that Chris's former employers had, there might be some truth to this claim.

Break the Ice with a joke: try not to use an offensive joke. Or, you can do what I do, if you can, just imitate good ol’ Donald Duck. Quack! Quack!
Dating tips from the guru, Sonichu's News Dash[2].

This impression is an achievement of which Chris is extremely proud. He even goes so far as to mention it in casual conversation, and suggests other people to use it when hitting on women. Apparently, in Chris's mind, chicks dig unsolicited impersonations of Disney characters. He has probably misunderstood the common practice of showing off one's talents as a means to attract attention. This might impress a ten-year-old, but will not entice china.

Disturbingly, Chris has also been known to do this impersonation whilst masturbating.

On 23 August 2011, Chris sang Donald's famous song "Der Fuehrer's Face" in a misguided attempt to mock Jack Thaddeus' communist views.[3]

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