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'''ECV 00001''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[October 2010]], in which he attempts to teach us about the [[Cherokee]] while dressed as what he thinks they looked like.  Throughout the video, he holds a [[PlayStation]] Move controller and a matching "Navigation Controller", probably to show off his purchase in the delusion that anyone gives a shit.  Chris also returned to using his old [[PSEye]] to record this video, this causes a number of skips to occur throughout the video.
'''ECV 00001''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[October 2010]], in which he paraphrases [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|the Wikipedia article]] about the [[Cherokee]] while dressed as what he thinks they looked like.  Throughout the video, he holds a [[PlayStation]] Move controller and a matching "Navigation Controller", probably to show off his purchase in the delusion that anyone gives a shit.  Chris also returned to using his old [[PSEye]] to record this video, this causes a number of skips to occur throughout the video.


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ECV 00001 is a video Chris uploaded on 9 October 2010, in which he paraphrases the Wikipedia article about the Cherokee while dressed as what he thinks they looked like. Throughout the video, he holds a PlayStation Move controller and a matching "Navigation Controller", probably to show off his purchase in the delusion that anyone gives a shit. Chris also returned to using his old PSEye to record this video, this causes a number of skips to occur throughout the video.

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[Chris is wearing his muscle bra with construction paper accents to give his impression of a very very fierce Cherokee warrior]

Me noble Cherokee Man. I come to you with a brief bit of introduction to our Cherokee clan. We were a peaceful lace... peaceful race, most of our history is encrypted within Spanish history. Some of it was previously uh translated, was translated, as found on The Wikipedia under the "Cherokee" C-H-E-R-O-K-E-E.

We were very peaceful, I tell ya what. We were so peaceful, that we found war activities to be a polluting activity. And we had and a whole and before it was revoked we had purity sessions of which our priests of our clans purified the warriors that went out into battle before they come into to the village and resume life there. And we were even bartered as sluts bartered off as slaves to the Virginia and north and northward.

And we had a whole bunch of medishin medicianal supstances that were created within our times by our witch doctors, which I happen to have a witch doctor. His name is on my thing there, but I forgot memorize it. Which he comes from the Chandler Clan on my father's side. It was a good union, though, between my father meeting my mother for she comes from the English clan, but we were here in America first and we had our own tortures. And through a whole bunch of trials and tribulations, we ended up walking the Trail Of Tears.

Of which, as we walked the trail, some of us wandered of the trail to be hidden from those that have considered us slaves. Unfortunately, thanks to our right... thanks to our guys, slavery has been abolished altogether, including the black slaves. Though I not say that, it was of an consasensus...

[Chris suddenly changes from offensive Indian imitation to offensive urban patois] Hey, we're with you on this one dude we're with you on this one dudes. I mean, we were slaves as well back in the day. But we've managed to collect ourselves, and there only a few of us left within this America and mostly there are only partial regions with us, but there are orginisations of us Cherokees within states like Oklahoma and Tennesee. More information on this as well as our history on The Wikipedia. Also, we did go off out in battle after that practice was abolished. Of which we have purified our warriors before they could return to our village. We were fierce though. We were very very fierce. But anyway, with that, don't mess with us. For we will shoot you down

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