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His friends list has hit the number of the Beast.

Facebook is Chris's other means of communication aside from MySpace on his Love Quest. While often looked over, his correspondence with these e-women reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat autistic.

On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to boyfriend-free girls in the area in hopes of them becoming his sweetheart. He failed horribly of course, and the Miscreants showed us how hard.

Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with the Wallflower, and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his departure from the Internet.

Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 July 2011, a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.

On 2 January 2012, Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal attraction sign. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently Anna. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the CWCki Forums, proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout 2012, he still feels the need to obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis.

Notes From The Man Himself

I am a good man

Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm

There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.

Please do not believe those terrible rumors; I am a good man who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.

Please help me, so I can help you one day.

The Common Question, "Do I know you?"

Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm

When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me." The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.

Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...

Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm

Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.

Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.

What I am looking for in a woman

(note: this note was posted on the same day Bob died)

Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am

**Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).

-21 to 29-years old
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better
-NOT A Smoker
-Carefree/Light-Hearted
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches
-Brunette or Blonde hair
-B-Cup size minimum
-Clean
-Casual
-Not Crazy or Abusive
-Make-Up Optional
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex

Unsolicited Friend Requests

Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm

Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED, ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.

Shooting Myself in the Foot

Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm

I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief".

An Open Note

Sunday, April 1, 2012 at 11:12pm

I want to make something very clear to everyone on the internet. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is my mother. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a Caring, Compassionate, all-around Good Person. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned Coldest Shoulder Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.

The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, Barbara, and outside of this house, I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of my father gives you all nightmares, and may God have mercy on your souls.

You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.

An Open Note (4/13/2012)

(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)

Friday, April 13, 2012 at 10:08pm

It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.

I do not require any congratulations or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.

And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own self-fabricated theories and fables; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your selfish, demoralizing, incriminating, lonely, hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred, and whatever mental and emotional issues you each likely suffer from.

You Trolls, Get A Life.

Sincerely,
Christian Weston Chandler
4/13/2012

to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu

Monday April 16, 2012 at 4:21am

Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j

I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and thinking you all are better than me. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously laugh at people with a disability, and their mistakes, because the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll.

I am in your dreams, haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, jealosies and lackluster purposes against me and my family and friends.

You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the once innocent good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.

HA HA HA.

**This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.[1]

Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.

Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45

In my humble opinion, I actually like Derpy for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from an episode of "South Park"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.

Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, VA, USA, respect and like Derpy, and I encourage Lauren Faust, Amy Keating Rogers, and the rest of the MLP:FIM crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.

Christian Weston Chandler. April 25, 2012

MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps www.youtube.com UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...

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http://www.savederpy.com

Chris later commented

And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on the Hub on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.

I have decided

Thursday, 26 April 2012 at 19:35

The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head.

I Welcome All.

Sincerely,
Christian Weston Chandler
April 25, 2012

Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.

The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily (Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. (EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)

I Welcome All.

Sincerely,
Christian Weston Chandler
April 25, 2012

Chris later commented:

I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.

Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D

28 April 2012

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO Fallible, Gullible, Paranoia-Prone, Clownish, At the Bottom of the Heap, Stupid FOOLS. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your comically inept and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j

To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his small-sausage name. All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and mistaken "facts".

You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, Abuse, or anything of Malcontent, I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER.

In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more INTELLIGENT, WISE and KNOWLEDGEABLE than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.

I am WATCHING each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and REST-ASSURED, I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!

YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.

Sincerely,

Christian Weston Chandler

4/28/2012

**More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps".

I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas

Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41

And to quell one question. "JenkinsJinkies" "camp story"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to convince y'all to believe originated from Peter Griffin's Parrot; the episode Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". PUNK'D!!!

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Hey, Trollies

Tuesday, 1 May 2012 at 5:53

You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All.

And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have Sexual Intercourse with a Half-Cherokee Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the backpage.

You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made duct-tape wallet. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.

I ain't tellin' ya nothing.

I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.

I ain't tellin' ya nothing.

Good Day, Christian W. Chandler. May 1, 2012

P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.

Chris's "Hynamin" show is probably a reference to Jamie Hyneman; there was a MythBusters live show in Washington, D.C. on 24 March 2012, 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.[2] Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the MythBusters tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.

Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!

Saturday, 5 May 2012 at 6:43

She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my mom at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a friend.

Aim your shit towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.

Sincerely,

Christian W. Chandler.

May 3, 2012

Mimms

Saturday, 12 May 2012 at 6:35

Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me.

Facebook.com/TehRussian

Sincerely,

Christian W. Chandler

5/12/2012

To The Trolls

This message was in response to a discussion on the CWCki forums about a poster campaign on 2 June 2012, alerting the people of Charlottesville to Chris's degeneracy.[3]

Monday, 4 June 2012 at 02:20

I have continued reading your posts and alerting the authorities of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating bastards. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your shit lies, including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all. I have been reading your posts personally through "trombonista's" account; there was NO MOLE.

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler June 4, 2012


Hey! Damn trolls!

Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and his impending arraignment in July, the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.


Wednesday 27 June 2012

Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!

Quit HATING Me!!!

Quit DISCRIMINATING Me!!!

Quit HARASSING Me!!!

Quit GIVING ME GRIEF!!!

Quit WANTING ME DEAD!!!

Quit BAD-MOUTHING Me!!!

Quit BLOGGING ABOUT Me!!!

Quit HAVING FORUMS ABOUT Me!!!

Quit HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES ABOUT Me!!!

Quit PHOTOGRAPHING and PHOTOSHOPPING Me!!!

Quit DRAWING Me!!!

Quit MOCKING Me!!!

Quit MAKING ME LOOK STUPID, DUMB, RETARDED, EVIL, VILLIANOUS, BLOOD-THIRSTY, MURDEROUS, UNSOCIABLE, UNCARING, UNEMPATHETIC, UNCOMPASSIONATE, HATABLE, DETESTABLE, IRRITABLE, CRAPPED-ON, ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA!!!

Quit MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE!!!

Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND TO BE!!!!!!!

In this post's comment section Anna suggested Chris change his phone number resulting in this conversation:

Wednesday, 27 June 2012

Fighta Jet Lopez: Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls.

Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards.

Fighta Jet Lopez: But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls?

Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and 3DS Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second I get all of the important calls for this household these days; I can not afford a new number.[4]

You WILL be brought in!

One day following his arraignment, Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the "trolls" and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.

As usual, Anna chimes in with "A small victory!" as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.

Wednesday, 11 July 2012

Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of "Cyan" and "Indigo". Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's "New York Times" paper, titled "CyanIndigo", same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder "thieving and lying"; I had actually said "Bribing and lying".

Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America.

Stop sending me friend requests!

Monday, 8 October 2012

I am not going to tell you all again; DO NOT SEND ME ANY FRIEND REQUESTS If I Do NOT Already Know You Personally and/or If I Have Never Met You In Person!!! And Do Not EVER Message me if I have Never Known You EVER!!!

To the surprise of no one, Anna encouraged Chris's rage with a "you tell 'em, Christian!" Additionally, Savannah Chandler liked Chris's status and Anna's comment, suggesting that she may be aware of her uncle's Internet infamy.

Please forgive me!

Sunday, 21 October 2012

I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "laughs" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.

October 2012 leak

On October 9th 2012 screen captures of some of Chris's private posts from 2012 were leaked revealing Chris's conflicts with manajerks at McDonalds and a trip to Washington DC to see a Myth Busters live show. Also included within these posts was a denunciation of Megan Schroeder where he blames her for all subsequent trolling.

iOS

On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook for iPhone app, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more recent photos also fuel this suggestion. [5]

The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris' post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms Chris has indeed wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need.

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