Facebook is Chris's other means of communication aside from MySpace on his Love Quest. While often looked over, his correspondence with these e-women reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat autistic.
On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to boyfriend-free girls in the area in hopes of them becoming his sweetheart. He failed horribly of course, and the Miscreants showed us how hard.
Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with the Wallflower, and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his departure from the Internet.
Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 July 2011, a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.
On 2 January 2012, Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal attraction sign. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently Anna. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the CWCki Forums, proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout 2012, he still feels the need to obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis.
Notes From The Man Himself
Notes From His Friends
Just re-watched your DVD with a friend.
On 9 June 2013, Anna McLerran posted:
| Just rewatched your DVD with a friend. She agrees with me that you are a sweetheart and it made me really miss you. I wished you lived close so I could introduce you to her-she's married, but she would make a great friend to you. I got to thinking when you and I first met and I pulled out my folder of all the things you've sent or given me over the years- your comics, letters, cards. It all just serves to illustrate what a remarkable injustice these people have done to you through the years. I don't care what anyone says, you do not deserve an ounce of hate. You're an incredible person with incredible creativity and talent, and I hope that your ability to create has not dimmed too much. I wish more people knew the real you instead of this strange monster the internet thinks you are. But I suppose that's how it is with celebrities of all kinds- people think they know them, but they never really do. I love you, and consider you one of my dearest friends and one of my most favorite people in the world. Stay strong, Christian. You have more allies than you think. |
Chris then posted:
| I have done that a LOT for my past friends as well, including Megan Schroeder. If only SHE had realized the same ideas you have just shared, maybe she would have not seen me as a weird freak and start this whole mess against me in the first place in 2007. |:( |
William Elliott Waterman replied to Chris:
| Chris, why are you demonizing Megan? I don't think she actively did anything with the intent to make others see you the way they do. Why are you harping on something from 2007? |
| I think if you were just grateful you have a friend who loves you, and didn't waste time thinking about the bad, you would be feeling a lot better. |
Let's all go to Disneyland together!
On 13 June 2013, Anna McLerran posted:
| Dana Mahri Linnea Hiltzheimer Christian Weston Chandler hey guys let's all go to Disneyland together! |
I am sending you good energy
On 24 June 2013, Mary McLerran, relative of Anna McLerran, posted:
| Hi Christian. I am sending you good energy. Sorry there are so many mean people who have hurt you. Enjoy each day and find joy in small simple things that bring you pleasure. |
Chris then replied:
| Whoopee. That'll bring pretty, single, well-organized women around to make the first move on me. (:0 |
I'm sending you love, too
On 24 July 2013, Mary McLerran, again, posted:
| I love your hand shape on your profile pix: the hand shape means love in sign language. I'm sending you love, too. This is Anna's mom. |
Chris then replied:
| What hand shape? |
Mary then replied:
| Just under your name in the yellow shape. |
| Thumb, index and pinkie fingers. Look up "ILY" on google images. |
You're a real nice guy, Chris
On 3 August 2013, William Elliott Waterman posted:
| I heard Anna's voice over the phone. She told me about how far back you guys go. You're a real nice guy, Chris. |
William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE
On 7 August 2013, after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki, despite less to zero people caring about him, William Elliott Waterman, one of Chris's friends on Facebook (even though most of Chris's friends on Facebook are actually Anna McLerran's friends in the first place) posts a TL;DR whiteknighting open message to the trolls, posting how he's no better than Chris (even though he had a job), calling the trolls that they're the same level as Chris, and wants the DANG, DIRTY trolls to go ahead and troll him. (You know, as if anyone has an interest in confronting or fighting him anyway)
| Hello, trolls. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto your archives and announcing it on your news feed, so I'll address you all directly in an open statement.
You trolls get a lot of laughs out of the things Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. It's just sad. You're actually dedicating huge chunks of your daily lives stalking one lonely man on the internet. Seriously? This 'lolcow' was dried up years ago. You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him. It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a hypocritical basement-dwelling virgin that hates him just because he exists, or you're just doing it for the 'lulls'. If somehow you're married, have a job, and have everything Chris wants, you should feel even more disgusted in yourself for doing it because you have some perversion for taking advantage of someone less fortunate instead of having empathy and compassion for them. I used to be like you morons, wasting my days sitting on my butt listening to everything you say about him. But I grew up. I have a job and a life now, but that still doesn't make me any better than him. I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you, but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to grow up and stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor. He's not shallow and picky like you think. You think you all need to go on covert field missions and disguise yourselves as girlfriends to even talk to him. I never met him in person - I'm not even a female - and he friend requested me. All I did was respect him and treat him like a HUMAN BEING. Having a heart and humbly admitting that you're at the same level as him is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an attention whore, but feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't. You all got so lazy that you just copy and paste his activity without even writing your own commentary anymore. Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety. |
Note: The final paragraph is a reference to Earthbound, where Pokey Minch says the paragraph word for word.
Do you feel like your winning today?!?
On 19 August 2013, one of his new friends in Manchester High School posted:
| Do you feel like your winning today?!? |
Chris then posted:
| Because of good friendships, yes. |
Another one of his new friends then posted:
| That's right! WINNING!!! |
Fantastic Gift In The Mail Today
On 21 August 2013, another one of his new friends in Manchester High School posted:
| Thank you to Christian Weston Chandler for the fantastic gift in the mail today ! Very Cool ! |
Got your tunes!
On 22 August 2013, his new friend in Manchester High School posted:
| We both got your tunes! Badass! |
| Share | Link | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Crackle | https://www.facebook.com/crackle | 24 July 2013 |
| Wanna win a 4K TV or a PS4? | http://bit.ly/futuregear | 24 July 2013 |
| LEGO® Friends Heartlake High -- 15 second spot | http://lego.thismoment.com/v4/api/facebook/get_facebook_share_page.json?fbwall_video_sharing=0&content_id=35914&tab_id=62&page_id=16 | 5 August 2013 |
| My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (BluRay/DVD/Digital) [Blue-ray] | http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CPTUNBK/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_ILTasb000GPMC | 7 August 2013 |
| Text | Video | Date |
|---|---|---|
| I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/Hdf2sRTLrX Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit | Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit | 12 March 2013 |
| PLEASE make it so that ALL DSi FlipNotes Saved on the SD memory card will be viewable, (@YouTube http://t.co/j9v8qMTIX6) | Nintendo Direct Mini -- 3.13.2013 | 13 March 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/zTOVtWBwax Siri The Comedian? | Siri The Comedian? | 23 May 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/mANkxGomF8 Welcome to Toro's Friend Network! | Welcome to Toro's Friend Network! | 4 June 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/imrwB8zmPj My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2 | My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2 | 13 June 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/cE8diaEBeT Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version) | Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version) | 13 June 2013 |
| Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy | Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy | 2 July 2013 |
| Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy | Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy | 3 July 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/e3IAiegija My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie HD | My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie (HD) | 7 July 2013 |
| Christian Weston Chandler shared a link. | Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2) | 22 July 2013 |
| My online rap sheet is worse than that, and yet it is very equal in how Others want to make me out to be, which I am not: a total "epic fail" or stupid. | MLP - Equestria Girls - Twilight montage of embarrassing | 7 August 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/nMs2yXTVPf Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD) | Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD) | 7 August 2013 |
Toro's Friend Network
| Text | Date |
|---|---|
| Chris Toro's Friend Network is linked with Facebook. | 4 June 2013 |
| Has made 1 friend. Chris, it's nice to meet you. Nya. | 5 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "The Abandoned Station is Mystery Land", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 5 June 2013 |
| Has made 10 friends. Nya. Chris Thanks. Nyaa. | 6 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "Toro's Friend Network Park", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 6 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "The Beach with a Stranded Ship", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 6 June 2013 |
| Has made 20 friends. Nya. I knew Chris could do it. Nyaa. | 7 June 2013 |
| Has made 30 friends. Nya. I love Chris. Nyaa. | 11 June 2013 |
| Bonjour~I'm Pierre~Woof. Congratulations on clearing floor 20 of this dungeon. Woof! | 11 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "Mysterious Temple", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 11 June 2013 |
| Has made 40 friends. Nya. Chris is awesome. Nyaa. | 12 June 2013 |
| Oh! I'm Ricky~Quark! Congratulations on clearing floor 30 of this dungeon. Ribbit! | 12 June 2013 |
| Sorry to interrupt. I'm R. Suzuki. Congratulations on clearing floor 40 of this dungeon. | 12 June 2013 |
| Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa. | 12 June 2013 |
#mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle
| Text | Date |
|---|---|
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pzFCf8NenG | 11 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/02CHyoAx3M | 12 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/wghhe9kxXX | 13 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pRlqbd7zp6 | 14 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/GiglbMxxwK | 15 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/jOAcUKh7UB | 16 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/EZGOrEbNf9 | 30 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/OgqJxu6Mln | 2 July 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/hsj9IavWaD | 3 July 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/1TVK2YcIgZ | 3 July 2013 |
iOS
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more recent photos also fuels this suggestion. [1]
The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one would assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement (never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost), he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before (which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens). According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.
Imgur
- Main article: 2013 Imgur Leak
On 26th May, 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and uploaded them on Imgur. The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 (as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was) but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted several people dead, and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill Mimms' girlfriend.
The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was Chris himself.
Gallery
Wall
Profile, Part 1
Profile, Part 2
Profile, Part 3
17-year-old Christina 1
17-year-old Christina 2
17-year-old Christina 3
Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
"Do I know you?" 1
"Do I know you?" 2
A screencap of Chris's page from July 2011.
Chris's page in 2012.
Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.
Chris, now with head band.
New note about friend requests.
February leak Part 1
February leak Part 2
February leak Part 3
February leak Part 4
February leak Part 5
Full size Picture of Drawing.
Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
Facebook public note 2 (id.)
Another public note.
Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
The first brony speaks.
Chris's master trolling attempt.
Great Director is watching you.
Chris mocks Lucrid.
Chris fucked a hooker.
Chris white knighting Anna.
A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.
Chris on Eastern Cuisine.
Chris whining after seeing My Little Pony related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.
Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
Chris approves of this depiction of GodJesus.
Chris continues to make Dr. Robotnik unfunny.
Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".
Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.
No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.
Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.
Nice to see Legos haven't gone anywhere.
Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
Chris uses Garnier Fructis Shampoo and Conditioner.
Timeline cover art
An Appeal to Humanity.
Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
Lego Chris is reaching the heavens...
...and doesn't succeed.
Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
Chris whining about Equestria Girls.
The iDea Book Case
U Gotta Believe!
Go Lancers!
A photo of Mark Cuban Chris uploaded on 15 August 2013. Which does not contribute to the riddle so far.
Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.
Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.
Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.
Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.
Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.
Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.
Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.
Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.
Chris's absurd riddle.
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See also
References
External links
- Current Facebook profile (CwcvilleGuardian)
- Imgur Account
- Backup of the Imgur album (Last updated 6/29/13 tell me on my talk page if more has been added to the Imgur album and this backup is no longer up to date.)
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