February 2012
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February 2012 saw Chris's thirtieth birthday, a slew of unflattering videos made for Jackie, and a look into how he lives his life in a world full of Jews and locust infestations via a new Facebook account.
Events
- 1 February - Chris posts on Facebook that he is lonely and getting harassed by jerkops at Fashion Square Mall.
- 2 February - Chris posts on Facebook that he is experiencing heartaches.
- 3 February - Chris tells Kim he is feeling better, and that his Lego minifig is sleeping with Olivia.
- 4 February - Chris writes on his Facebook account details about playing "hide and seek" with the jerkops and manajerk at Fashion Square Mall.
- 5 February - Chris is spotted in a Goodwill.
- 5 February - Chris publishes new photos on his Facebook account and announces that he will not accept friend requests from people he has not met in person.
- 5 February - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he recently saw "Napoleon Dynamite" since he remembered that the "homo" Andy Dick wasn't in it.
- 7 February - Chris cries about missing high school.
- 8 February - Jackie creates a Facebook profile, and Chris is very happy about reconnecting with her.
- 9 February - Chris posts on Facebook that he hopes he and Jackie can get back together again.
- 10 February - Chris post a picture of Lego avatars of himself and Jackie.
- 11 February - Chris expresses doubt that Jackie wants to renew a relationship with him.
- 11 February - Chris changes his voicemail greeting...again.
- 12 February - Chris tells his Facebook friends that they should send him birthday greetings, and that they are welcome to visit his yard on the day.
- 13 February - Chris flips off a jerkop, angering his mother.
- 17 February - Chris' plans for a charitable lemonade stand are discovered.
- 18 February - Chris suddenly realizes that Megan Schroeder was the "seed" behind all his trolling.
- 20 February - Chris doxxes Megan to his Facebook friends and tell them to bring her in for questioning by Rob Bell.
- 22 February - The Playstation Vita is released. Chris acquires one within two days.
- 23 February - Chris posts an image of his ModNation Racers version of Sonichu.
- 24 February - Chris's drivers' license expires.
- 24 February - Chris turns thirty! Happy Christian Love Day!
- 24 February - TheCWCvilleLibrary releases a grand number of Tomgirl videos aimed at Jackie, who is apparently back in contact with Chris: Cakefarts, Chris and Jackie's Date, You're Always Pretty (a wild Snorlax appears!), Little Tomboy Blue, Who's Your Brony?, Forgot the Glitter, The Red-Maned Deer, Teenage Dream and Cheerleader.
- 27 February - Chris opens a new YouTube account, CwcvilleGuardian.
- 27 February - Chris expresses anger at Megan and the trolls on Facebook.
- 28 February - Chris again says that he is furious at Megan.
