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{{protip|"JULLLAAAY" is an old meme. Only faggots comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULLAAAAAAAY." Even bigger faggots are people who think it's funny to PM and/or e-mail Chris with "JULLLAAAAAAAAAY." The biggest faggots are those who think it's funny to call Chris's house and scream "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"}}
{{protip|"JULLLAAAY" is an ancient meme. Only weens comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULLAAAAAAAY". Even bigger weens are people who think it's funny to PM and/or e-mail Chris with "JULLLAAAAAAAAAY." The biggest weens are those who think it's funny to call Chris's house and scream "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAY".}}


[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|JULAY!]]
[[File:JULAY! autograph.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wrote "that darned Meme Word" on an autograph and sold it for $75 on [[ebay]].]]


On 20 [[February 2009]], the closest thing [[Christian Weston Chandler]] will ever have to a [[sex tape]] was leaked to the internet. The video file '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to [[Kimmi|an inflatable sex doll]]. The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 2 million views, many of them coming from people wondering "Who the fuck is [[Julie]]?" 
On 20 [[February 2009]], one of the closest things [[Christian Weston Chandler]] will ever have to a sex tape was leaked to the Internet. The video file '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to [[Kimmi|an inflatable sex doll]]. The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 3.2 million views.


Chris produced the video using his [[PSEye]] for the benefit of Julie, the person he believed to be his trusted [[sweetheart]]. (In fact "she" was a boy, a child—just the then-latest in a series of [[troll]]s playing him for a sap and winning.) Throughout the video Chris pretends that the blow-up doll is Julie. Accordingly he treats the doll with tenderness and respect before he starts humping the shit out of it, all the while calling out Julie's name like a retard in heat. For the final two minutes of the video Chris rides the doll, cowgirl style, yelling "JULAAAAAY!!!" over and over until he achieves orgasm.
On 31 [[May 2016]] it has been proven that Chris [[IMG 3207|still hasn't learned from his mistake.]]


Throughout the video, Chris seems to mimic all the "educational porn" he has watched, except he chooses to mimic the positions of ''female'' performers, as when he spreads his legs wide open for Julie. There are also several cuts in the video; Chris stated in [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]] that he "was feeling a bit nervous, because of the condom breaking and having to pause the recording now and then. but I perservered anyway."
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name          = For Julie's Eyes Only
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|MecdJiovNt0}}
| stardate      = 20 [[February 2009]]
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}
| Saga          = {{Julie|text}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt          = None
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]
| next          = [[Ode to Julie]]
}}


==Summary==
==Transcript==
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi}}
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi.}}
{{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi}}
{{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi.}}
{{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Also while humping Kimmi}}
{{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Again, while humping Kimmi.}}


'''0:00-0:05''' [''Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey Julie" and glances at her''.]
'''0:00-0:05''' [''Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey, Julie," and glances at her.'']


'''0:06-0:10''' [''He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his [[duck]]''.] "I love you Julie..."  
'''0:06-0:10''' [''He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his [[duck]].''] "I love you, Julie..."  


'''0:11-0:28''' [''He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device''.]
'''0:11-0:28''' [''He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device.'']


'''0:29-0:44''' [''Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), grapevining its legs with his own and pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera''.]
'''0:29-0:44''' [''Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), grapevining its legs with his own and pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera.'']


'''0:45-0:48''' In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm, Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "''Julieee!''"
'''0:45-0:48''' In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm... Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "''Julieee!''"


'''0:49-1:25''' [''Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover''.]
'''0:49-1:25''' [''Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover.'']


'''1:26-1:32''' [''A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. It's possible he has had a mishap related to whatever condoms or lube he might be using''.]
'''1:26-1:32''' [''A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. In an email, he tells Julie that his condom had broke so he had to put on another one.']


'''1:33-1:52''' [''Chris resumes filming and humping''.]
'''1:33-1:52''' [''Chris resumes filming and humping.'']


'''1:53-2:06''' [''He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast"''.]
'''1:53-2:06''' [''He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast".'']


'''2:07-2:08''' "Mmm...Julie! Julieeee!"
'''2:07-2:08''' "Mmm... Julie! Julieeee!"


'''2:09-2:28''' [''More scissoring''.]
'''2:09-2:28''' [''More scissoring.'']


'''2:28-2:31''' "Yesss, Julie...Julie! Mmmm..."
'''2:28-2:31''' "Yesss, Julie... Julie! Mmmm..."


'''2:32-2:49''' [''Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll''.]
'''2:32-2:49''' [''Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll.'']


'''2:50-2:51''' "You like that, don't you Julie?"
'''2:50-2:51''' "You like that, don't you, Julie?"


'''2:52-3:13''' [''More ass-thrusting'']
'''2:52-3:13''' [''More ass-thrusting.'']


'''3:14-3:20''' "Come on, Julie... [unintelligible] take that cock...mmm, Julie!"
'''3:14-3:20''' "Come on, Julie... [unintelligible] take that cock... Mmm, Julie!"


'''3:21-3:39''' [''Chris picks up speed...'']
'''3:21-3:39''' [''Chris picks up speed...'']


'''3:40-3:43''' [''Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting''.]
'''3:40-3:43''' [''Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting.'']


'''3:44-3:47''' "Oh, Julie...Julie!"
'''3:44-3:47''' "Oh, Julie... Julie!"


'''3:47-4:05''' [''More thrusting'']
'''3:47-4:05''' [''More thrusting.'']


'''4:06-4:08''' [''Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll''.]
'''4:06-4:08''' [''Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll.'']


'''4:25-4:30''' [''Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts''.]
'''4:25-4:30''' [''Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts.'']


'''4:31-4:40''' [''Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll''.]
'''4:31-4:40''' [''Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll.'']


'''4:41-4:50''' [''Chris opens his legs and humps some more''.] "Julie... Yes, Julie... You take that like a good—BAD girl!"
'''4:41-4:50''' [''Chris opens his legs and humps some more.''] "Julie... Yes, Julie... You take that like a good—BAD girl!"


'''5:00-5:21''' [''Chris now is humping the doll fast. His face is extremely red''.]
'''5:00-5:21''' [''Chris now is humping the doll quickly. His face is extremely red.'']


'''5:22-5:23''' "Hnmm"
'''5:22-5:23''' "Hnmm..."


'''5:24-5:25''' [''Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated''.]
'''5:24-5:25''' [''Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated.'']


'''5:33-5:44''' [''Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees''.]
'''5:33-5:44''' [''Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees.'']


'''5:45-5:53''' [''Chris now straddles the doll face-down, thrusting like a rabbit''.]
'''5:45-5:53''' [''Chris now straddles the doll face-down, thrusting like a rabbit.'']


'''5:54-6:04''' [''Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi''.]
'''5:54-6:04''' [''Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi.'']


'''6:05-6:09''' "Oh, Julie...JULIE!! JULIE!!!"
'''6:05-6:09''' "Oh, Julie...JULAAAAAY, JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"


'''6:23-6:40''' "Ju—Yeah...Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh."  
'''6:23-6:40''' "Ju— Yeah... Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh..."  


'''6:47-7:09''' "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm—ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie...HNMPH!" (more moaning)
'''6:47-7:09''' "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm— ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie... HNMPH!" [''More moaning.'']


'''7:10-7:24''' "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN" (more moaning)
'''7:10-7:24''' "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN!!!" [''More moaning.'']


'''7:25-7:40''' [''Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera''.] "Julie, thank you."
'''7:25-7:40''' [''Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera.''] "Julie, thank you."
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| stardate      = 25 [[September 2008]]
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|text}}
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==Postcards==
==Postcards==
[[Image:Postcard_from_Ebaums.jpg|thumb|Greetings to the Chandler family!]]
[[Image:Postcard_from_Ebaums.jpg|thumb|Greetings to the Chandler family!]]
Postcards were sent direct to [[Bob Chandler | Chris's father]] by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his [[PSEye]] was briefly taken away.
Postcards were sent direct to [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his [[PSEye]] was briefly taken away.
 
==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = What Happens When Chris Chan Gets His Blow Up Doll
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|ifpYhCUktR4}}
| stardate      = 23 [[January 2010]]
| maker          = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ5-dbGXiD7i4uAOeTD0Vkg John Segway]
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}
| type          =
| info          = What has sceience done.}}
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = [[A-Log]] Watches A Man Fuck A Blow-Up Doll
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|hnkxUcn-2Gc}}
| stardate      = 20 [[May 2012]]
| maker          = [[Anthony LoGatto]]
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}, {{Smug|[[Narcissism]]}}, {{Violence|[[Death Threats]]}}
| type          = "Commentary"
| info          = Warning: this video is painful.}}
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = JULAAAY: A-Log Edition
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-Ve-lcD5TT4}}
| stardate      = 19 [[July 2012]]
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEfTnwTUTjRIuC5MQk9AsnA The A-Log Archive]
| info          = For [[/cwc/]]
|}}
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chris-Chan's For Julie's Eyes Only Reversed
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|1InqCaFU0rg}}
| stardate      = 17 [[February 2018]]
| maker          = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]
| subject        =
| type          =
| info          = YAAAALUJ
}}


==See also==
==See also==
*[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]
* [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]
*[[IMG 3207]] - Chris' second "attempt" at a sex tape.


==External links==
==External links==
*[http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG Download it here!]
* [https://archive.org/details/cwc-forjulieseyesonly Watch it online]
*[http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html Watch it here!]
* [http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=52656&n=JULAY.swf JULAY + TIMMEH!]
*[http://www.efukt.com/2412_Who_The_Fuck_Is_Julie?.html Or watch it here!]
* [https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/for-julie-s-eyes-only/ Alternate video mirror]
 
* [http://sonichumart.com/vids/2009-02-20+For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only.MP4 Download the full video here!] (broken)
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[[Category: Julie saga videos| 2009-02-20]]
[[Category:Certain videos of the naughty nature| 2009-02-20]]

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JULAY!


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PROTIP:
"JULLLAAAY" is an ancient meme. Only weens comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULLAAAAAAAY". Even bigger weens are people who think it's funny to PM and/or e-mail Chris with "JULLLAAAAAAAAAY." The biggest weens are those who think it's funny to call Chris's house and scream "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAY".
Chris wrote "that darned Meme Word" on an autograph and sold it for $75 on ebay.

On 20 February 2009, one of the closest things Christian Weston Chandler will ever have to a sex tape was leaked to the Internet. The video file For Julies Eyes Only.MP4 consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to an inflatable sex doll. The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 3.2 million views.

On 31 May 2016 it has been proven that Chris still hasn't learned from his mistake.

Video

For Julie's Eyes Only
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Search for video Youtube, archive
Stardate 20 February 2009
Subject Matter SexSex Sex
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga JulieJulie Julie
Shirt None
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
CWC Update 18 February 2009 		next
Ode to Julie


Transcript

“ JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! ”
Chris while humping Kimmi.
“ You take that like a good, bad girl! ”
Also while humping Kimmi.
“ I'm ready to cum!! ”
Again, while humping Kimmi.

0:00-0:05 [Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey, Julie," and glances at her.]

0:06-0:10 [He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his duck.] "I love you, Julie..."

0:11-0:28 [He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device.]

0:29-0:44 [Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), grapevining its legs with his own and pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera.]

0:45-0:48 In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm... Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "Julieee!"

0:49-1:25 [Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover.]

1:26-1:32 [A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. In an email, he tells Julie that his condom had broke so he had to put on another one.']

1:33-1:52 [Chris resumes filming and humping.]

1:53-2:06 [He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast".]

2:07-2:08 "Mmm... Julie! Julieeee!"

2:09-2:28 [More scissoring.]

2:28-2:31 "Yesss, Julie... Julie! Mmmm..."

2:32-2:49 [Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll.]

2:50-2:51 "You like that, don't you, Julie?"

2:52-3:13 [More ass-thrusting.]

3:14-3:20 "Come on, Julie... [unintelligible] take that cock... Mmm, Julie!"

3:21-3:39 [Chris picks up speed...]

3:40-3:43 [Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting.]

3:44-3:47 "Oh, Julie... Julie!"

3:47-4:05 [More thrusting.]

4:06-4:08 [Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll.]

4:25-4:30 [Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts.]

4:31-4:40 [Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll.]

4:41-4:50 [Chris opens his legs and humps some more.] "Julie... Yes, Julie... You take that like a good—BAD girl!"

5:00-5:21 [Chris now is humping the doll quickly. His face is extremely red.]

5:22-5:23 "Hnmm..."

5:24-5:25 [Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated.]

5:33-5:44 [Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees.]

5:45-5:53 [Chris now straddles the doll face-down, thrusting like a rabbit.]

5:54-6:04 [Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi.]

6:05-6:09 "Oh, Julie...JULAAAAAY, JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

6:23-6:40 "Ju— Yeah... Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh..."

6:47-7:09 "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm— ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie... HNMPH!" [More moaning.]

7:10-7:24 "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN!!!" [More moaning.]

7:25-7:40 [Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera.] "Julie, thank you."

Postcards

Greetings to the Chandler family!

Postcards were sent direct to Chris's father by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his PSEye was briefly taken away.

Fan videos

What Happens When Chris Chan Gets His Blow Up Doll
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Stardate 23 January 2010
Made By John Segway
Subject Matter SexSex Sex
Other Info What has sceience done.
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


A-Log Watches A Man Fuck A Blow-Up Doll
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Stardate 20 May 2012
Made By Anthony LoGatto
Subject Matter SexSex Sex, SmugSmug Narcissism, ViolenceViolence Death Threats
Video Type "Commentary"
Other Info Warning: this video is painful.
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


JULAAAY: A-Log Edition
Click to load content
Stardate 19 July 2012
Made By The A-Log Archive
Other Info For /cwc/
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Chris-Chan's For Julie's Eyes Only Reversed
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Stardate 17 February 2018
Made By Craig Smith
Other Info YAAAALUJ
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

External links

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