For Julie's Eyes Only
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PROTIP:
"JULLLAAAY" is an old meme. Only faggots comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULLAAAAAAAY." Even bigger faggots are people who think it's funny to PM and/or e-mail Chris with "JULLLAAAAAAAAAY." The biggest faggots are those who think it's funny to call Chris's house and scream "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"
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On 20 February 2009, the closest thing Christian Weston Chandler will ever have to a sex tape was leaked to the internet. The video file For Julies Eyes Only.MP4 consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to an inflatable sex doll. The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 2 million views, many of them coming from people wondering "Who the fuck is Julie?"
Chris produced the video using his PSEye for the benefit of Julie, the person he believed to be his trusted sweetheart. (In fact "she" was a boy, a child—just the then-latest in a series of trolls playing him for a sap and winning.) Throughout the video Chris pretends that the blow-up doll is Julie. Accordingly he treats the doll with tenderness and respect before he starts humping the shit out of it, all the while calling out Julie's name like a retard in heat. For the final two minutes of the video Chris rides the doll, cowgirl style, yelling "JULAAAAAY!!!" over and over until he achieves orgasm.
Throughout the video, Chris seems to mimic all the "educational porn" he has watched, except he chooses to mimic the positions of female performers, as when he spreads his legs wide open for Julie. There are also several cuts in the video; Chris stated in BlueSpike Skype Logs 10 that he "was feeling a bit nervous, because of the condom breaking and having to pause the recording now and then. but I perservered anyway."
Summary
| “ | JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! | ” |
| Chris while humping Kimmi | ||
| “ | You take that like a good, bad girl! | ” |
| Also while humping Kimmi | ||
| “ | I'm ready to cum!! | ” |
| Also while humping Kimmi | ||
0:00-0:05 [Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey Julie" and glances at her.]
0:06-0:10 [He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his duck.] "I love you Julie..."
0:11-0:28 [He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device.]
0:29-0:44 [Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), grapevining its legs with his own and pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera.]
0:45-0:48 In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm, Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "Julieee!"
0:49-1:25 [Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover.]
1:26-1:32 [A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. It's possible he has had a mishap related to whatever condoms or lube he might be using.]
1:33-1:52 [Chris resumes filming and humping.]
1:53-2:06 [He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast".]
2:07-2:08 "Mmm...Julie! Julieeee!"
2:09-2:28 [More scissoring.]
2:28-2:31 "Yesss, Julie...Julie! Mmmm..."
2:32-2:49 [Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll.]
2:50-2:51 "You like that, don't you Julie?"
2:52-3:13 [More ass-thrusting]
3:14-3:20 "Come on, Julie... [unintelligible] take that cock...mmm, Julie!"
3:21-3:39 [Chris picks up speed...]
3:40-3:43 [Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting.]
3:44-3:47 "Oh, Julie...Julie!"
3:47-4:05 [More thrusting]
4:06-4:08 [Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll.]
4:25-4:30 [Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts.]
4:31-4:40 [Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll.]
4:41-4:50 [Chris opens his legs and humps some more.] "Julie... Yes, Julie... You take that like a good—BAD girl!"
5:00-5:21 [Chris now is humping the doll fast. His face is extremely red.]
5:22-5:23 "Hnmm"
5:24-5:25 [Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated.]
5:33-5:44 [Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees.]
5:45-5:53 [Chris now straddles the doll face-down, thrusting like a rabbit.]
5:54-6:04 [Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi.]
6:05-6:09 "Oh, Julie...JULIE!! JULIE!!!"
6:23-6:40 "Ju—Yeah...Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh."
6:47-7:09 "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm—ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie...HNMPH!" (more moaning)
7:10-7:24 "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN" (more moaning)
7:25-7:40 [Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera.] "Julie, thank you."
Postcards
Postcards were sent direct to Chris's father by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his PSEye was briefly taken away.
See also
External links
| ⇐ CWC Update 18 February 2009 | Chris's videos | CWC Update 4 March 2009 ⇒ |