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'''A Warm Fuzzy Tale''' is a story written by Claude Steiner, a Clinical Psychologist Professor. His book had as a goal the teaching of children that acts of love cost nothing and is worth giving. [[Chris]], who might have read the book (or had the book read to him), felt the need to include those pieces of wisdom in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] and his "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Future Message]]":
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{{Quote|War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. They get you those, too. Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Christian Weston Chandler}}
{{Quote|War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. They get you those, too. Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Christian Weston Chandler}}
The terms "'''Fuzzy-Wuzzies'''" and "'''Prickly-Wicklies'''" were some of Chris' [[autism|autistic]] ways to refer to the consequences of being friendly with people vs. fighting with them. Chris had used these two phrases at the end of his Future Message.


==Fuzzy-Wuzzies==
==Fuzzy-Wuzzies==
According to Chris, '''Fuzzy-Wuzzies''' are the reward for paying people compliments. The benefits of gaining fuzzy-wuzzies are unclear, although there is surely [[Megan Schroeder|someone]] out there who can describe the [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|consequences]] of paying Chris a compliment. In any event, fuzzy-wuzzies are surely preferable to the noxious prickly-wicklies.


Fuzzy-Wuzzies, say Chris, are the reward for paying people compliments. The benefits of gaining fuzzy-wuzzies are unclear, although there is surely [[Megan|someone]] out there who can describe the consequences of paying Chris a compliment. In any event, fuzzy-wuzzies are surely preferable to the noxious prickly-wicklies.  
Chris is probably unaware that "fuzzy-wuzzy" is also a [[Chris and race|racist]] term for the [[Wikipedia:Hadendoa|Hadendoa]] people.


==Prickly-Wicklies==
==Prickly-Wicklies==
[[Image:Rotathgoldenskull4.jpg|thumb|right|You're apt to find plenty of these accompanying Prickly-Wicklies.]]
[[Image:Rotathgoldenskull4.jpg|thumb|right|You're apt to find plenty of these accompanying Prickly-Wicklies...]]
Prickly-Wicklies are the undesireable end result of going to war, according to Chris-Chan. Although doubtlessly making perfect sense to him, Chris fails to elaborate on the consequences of this forfeit. Prickly-wicklies could therefore constitute anything from scorn for engaging in combat, to painful, prolonged death in a mustard-gas clouded barrack.
[[File:BustACap.jpg|thumb|right|...or these.]]
Prickly-wicklies are also known to give people slugs,<ref>Sonichu #4, Page 7 [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuSubE1P7.jpg]</ref> as opposted to their antithesis, fuzzy-wuzzies, which give people hugs.
'''Prickly-Wicklies''', on the other hand, are the undesirable end result messing with Chris. Although doubtlessly making perfect sense to him, Chris fails to elaborate on the consequences of this forfeit. Prickly-wicklies could therefore constitute anything from scorn for engaging in combat, to painful, prolonged death in a mustard-gas clouded barrack. Prickly-wicklies are also known to give people slugs, as opposed to their antithesis, fuzzy-wuzzies, which give people hugs.
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==External Links==
It should be noted that Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|couldn't follow his own advice]] and declared war numerous times, such as in the [[War Paint Video]]. He must be swimming in prickly-wicklies by now.
*[http://www.emotional-literacy.com/fuzzy.htm ''A Warm Fuzzy Tale''] The origin of ''Cold Pricklies''.
 
==References by Chris==
*In his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Future Message]], Chris ends the video with the segment quoted above. Being that the video was one of Chris's earliest, it at the time only served to confuse the [[trolls]] who had only just discovered a new [[autistic]] manchild, and it foreshadowed Chris's later tendency to [[CWC-isms|make up words]] and assume that other people understood what he meant.
*In [[Sonichu 0#Sub-Episode 1: Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"|Sub-Episode 1]] of ''Sonichu #0'', just after Chris is nearly shot by [[Jerkhief]], Chris has a line making reference to Fuzzy-Wuzzies and Prickly-Wicklies, and talking about slugs (Specifically- "Fuzzy-Wuzzies get you hugs, Pricklu-Wicklies get you slugs"/<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_7</ref> This was immediately followed by Chris destroying the man's home life. So giving people Prickly-Wicklies is [[Chris and hypocrisy|OK if it's in revenge]].  However, Chris says he received a slug from the [[Jerkop]], which called for his [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse Ye Ha Me Ha attack]], implying that Chris had dealt a Prickly-Wickly in order to get the slug.


==References==
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==See also==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[Chris and hypocrisy]]


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Revision as of 18:09, 29 July 2020

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War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. They get you those, too. Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.
Christian Weston Chandler

The terms "Fuzzy-Wuzzies" and "Prickly-Wicklies" were some of Chris' autistic ways to refer to the consequences of being friendly with people vs. fighting with them. Chris had used these two phrases at the end of his Future Message.

Fuzzy-Wuzzies

According to Chris, Fuzzy-Wuzzies are the reward for paying people compliments. The benefits of gaining fuzzy-wuzzies are unclear, although there is surely someone out there who can describe the consequences of paying Chris a compliment. In any event, fuzzy-wuzzies are surely preferable to the noxious prickly-wicklies.

Chris is probably unaware that "fuzzy-wuzzy" is also a racist term for the Hadendoa people.

Prickly-Wicklies

You're apt to find plenty of these accompanying Prickly-Wicklies...
...or these.

Prickly-Wicklies, on the other hand, are the undesirable end result messing with Chris. Although doubtlessly making perfect sense to him, Chris fails to elaborate on the consequences of this forfeit. Prickly-wicklies could therefore constitute anything from scorn for engaging in combat, to painful, prolonged death in a mustard-gas clouded barrack. Prickly-wicklies are also known to give people slugs, as opposed to their antithesis, fuzzy-wuzzies, which give people hugs.

It should be noted that Chris couldn't follow his own advice and declared war numerous times, such as in the War Paint Video. He must be swimming in prickly-wicklies by now.

References by Chris

  • In his Future Message, Chris ends the video with the segment quoted above. Being that the video was one of Chris's earliest, it at the time only served to confuse the trolls who had only just discovered a new autistic manchild, and it foreshadowed Chris's later tendency to make up words and assume that other people understood what he meant.
  • In Sub-Episode 1 of Sonichu #0, just after Chris is nearly shot by Jerkhief, Chris has a line making reference to Fuzzy-Wuzzies and Prickly-Wicklies, and talking about slugs (Specifically- "Fuzzy-Wuzzies get you hugs, Pricklu-Wicklies get you slugs"/[1] This was immediately followed by Chris destroying the man's home life. So giving people Prickly-Wicklies is OK if it's in revenge. However, Chris says he received a slug from the Jerkop, which called for his Curse Ye Ha Me Ha attack, implying that Chris had dealt a Prickly-Wickly in order to get the slug.

References

See also

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