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Harry Potter is a character in a popular fantasy book series (of the same name) written by J.K. Rowling. Our autistic hero Chris has held a grudge against Harry Potter since at least [[2002]], when he threatened to kill the fictional character and called him a "spaz", a nickname that he continues to use to this date regarding Harry. When questioned about why he hated Harry Potter during a Mumble chat, he said that it was because it was in competition with Pokemon. This statement is completely false. Harry Potter was notably in competition with Lord of the Rings during the fall of [[2001]], when the first Harry Potter film was released. Because the rise of Harry Potter and the downfall of Pokemon occurred around the same time, Chris probably associated the two phenomena, like a [[retard]].
'''Harry Potter''' is the protagonist of the highly popular fantasy book series (of the same name) written by acclaimed author J.K. Rowling. Despite being a massive phenomenon that rivaled even [[Pokemon]] and [[Sonic The Hedgehog]], Chris never got into the series. As a result, it is one of the few mainstream works that never got bastardized in [[Sonichu]]. It is also notable that Chris hates the series with an illogical passion.
 
== Chris and the series ==
 
As with his hatred of the [[Hex-Box]], Chris's hatred of Harry Potter is highly irrational and based primarily on a warped version of brand loyalty. Chris's hatred of Harry Potter grew out of the incorrect assumption that Harry Potter had destroyed the Pokemon fad.  This is highly bizarre, as anyone who was a kid in the late 90's knows that the mortal enemy of Pokemon was ''Digimon''(Which Chris didn't mind).  One can safely assume that Chris, being highly ignorant of the literary world, did not even become aware of the existence of the series until the first movie was released in 2001.
 
As per his grip on [[Chris and Reality|reality]], he has repeatedly referred to Harry as a "spaz", at one point even ''threatening to kill'' the fictional character.
 
== Mentions by Chris ==
 
*Most notable is the "Dark Christian" card from the [[Wall of Originals]], which has a special ability that allows it to instantly win if the opponent likes Harry Potter.

Revision as of 16:03, 13 July 2010

Harry Potter is the protagonist of the highly popular fantasy book series (of the same name) written by acclaimed author J.K. Rowling. Despite being a massive phenomenon that rivaled even Pokemon and Sonic The Hedgehog, Chris never got into the series. As a result, it is one of the few mainstream works that never got bastardized in Sonichu. It is also notable that Chris hates the series with an illogical passion.

Chris and the series

As with his hatred of the Hex-Box, Chris's hatred of Harry Potter is highly irrational and based primarily on a warped version of brand loyalty. Chris's hatred of Harry Potter grew out of the incorrect assumption that Harry Potter had destroyed the Pokemon fad. This is highly bizarre, as anyone who was a kid in the late 90's knows that the mortal enemy of Pokemon was Digimon(Which Chris didn't mind). One can safely assume that Chris, being highly ignorant of the literary world, did not even become aware of the existence of the series until the first movie was released in 2001.

As per his grip on reality, he has repeatedly referred to Harry as a "spaz", at one point even threatening to kill the fictional character.

Mentions by Chris

  • Most notable is the "Dark Christian" card from the Wall of Originals, which has a special ability that allows it to instantly win if the opponent likes Harry Potter.
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