Harry Potter

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Harry Potter is the protagonist of the highly popular fantasy book series (of the same name) written by acclaimed author J.K. Rowling. Despite (or perhaps because of) being a massive phenomenon that rivaled even Pokemon and Sonic The Hedgehog, Chris never got into the series. As a result, it is one of the few mainstream works that never got bastardized in Sonichu. It is also notable that Chris hates the series with an illogical passion.

Chris and the series

As with his hatred of the Hex-Box, Chris's hatred of Harry Potter is highly irrational and based primarily on a warped version of brand loyalty. Chris's hatred of Potter grew out of the incorrect assumption that the books had destroyed the Pokemon fad. This is highly bizarre, as anyone who was a kid in the late '90s knows that the mortal enemy of Pokemon was Digimon (which Chris didn't mind). One can safely assume that Chris, being highly ignorant of the literary world beyond Goosebumps, did not even become aware of the existence of the series until the first movie was released in 2001.

As per his grip on reality, he has repeatedly referred to Harry as a "spaz", at one point even threatening to kill the fictional character[1]

Mentions by Chris

  • Most notable is the "Dark Christian" card from the Wall of Originals, which has a special ability that allows it to instantly win if the opponent likes Harry Potter, or if the opponent seems to like Harry Potter.
  • While attempting to promote his owly collaboration with The Wallflower, Chris put aside his dislike of the franchise to compare the talking owls in his planned story to the non-talking owls in Harry Potter and the non-existent owls in The Lord of the Rings.

References

  1. Dark Christian card from Wall of Originals