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[[Image:Heather_Iglesias.png|thumb|200px|[[CWCville]], where the nannies cower in fear of accidentally showing their [[Homos|sexuality]].]]
[[Image:Heather_Iglesias.png|thumb|200px|[[CWCville]], where the nannies cower in fear of accidentally showing their [[Homos|sexuality]].]]


'''Heather Iglesias''' is the nanny of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s secret would-be latchkey [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|kids]]. While the busy parents are away appearing in bullshit [[comic]] adventures, Heather makes sure the young [[Sonee]] and [[Rosey]] are exposed to at least a modicum of responsibility and emotional health. Heather gets paid from the [[Monthly tugboat|monthly checks]] the Sonichu family receives.<ref>[[Mailbag 21]]</ref>
'''Heather Iglesias''' is the nanny of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s hideous secret [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|children]]. While the busy parents are away murdering people at the behest of their creator, Heather makes sure the young [[Sonee]] and [[Rosey]]s receive at least a modicum of parental upbringing. Heather gets paid from the [[Monthly tugboat|monthly checks]] the Sonichu family receives.<ref>[[Mailbag 21]]</ref>


Heather is a [[Spanish|Hispanic]] [[Homos|lesbian]]. Despite her racial and sexual handicaps, she keeps the little abominations "safe" and "under her watchful eye."<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today]</ref> As per Sonichu's irrational prejudice, she is asked to keep her lifestyle hidden from the children, as if ''we'' ever needed to be made aware.
Heather is a [[Spanish|Hispanic]] [[Homos|lesbian]]. In spite of her racial and sexual status, Sonichu and Rosechu have tasked her with the job of keeping the little horrors "safe" and "under her watchful eye."<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today]</ref> As per Sonichu's by-proxy homophobia, she is explicitly instructed to conceal her sexuality from his children.


In all likelihood, Chris just decided to announce that she's a lesbian so that he would seem less mindbogglingly intolerant. As he's mentioned before, like many homophobes, Chris will praise girl on girl in one breath and condemn homosexuality in another. So it's really not much pressure for him to create a character that "proves" he doesn't hate homosexuals while at the same time not having to imagine two dudes licking each other's [[Sonichu Balls|balls]].
It is not disputed among [[trolls]] that Chris created Heather as a means of appearing less intolerant of homosexuals. All instances of homosexual characters prior to Heather were [[Christian Weston Chandler|insane sexual deviants]] such as [[Naitsirhc]]. The fact that she is also Hispanic suggests that, like many terrible white male storytellers before him, Chris has tried to heap all of the token minority representation onto one insignificant character.


She has never appeared in the comic, and it's not clear what has happened to her now that [[Sonichu 10|Chris has poisoned the water supply to get rid of all the homos]].
Chris originally despised homosexuals of either sex, but prior to creating Heather his views on lesbians completely reversed, due to exposure to them in pornography. As such, Chris could create an extremely peripheral homosexual character without much [[stress]], although of course that character's sexuality is implied to be a horrifying and shameful liability that children shouldn't even know about.
 
She has never actually appeared in the comic, and it's not clear what has happened to her now that [[Sonichu 10|Chris has poisoned the water supply to get rid of all the homos]].


==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 04:46, 30 December 2014

CWCville, where the nannies cower in fear of accidentally showing their sexuality.

Heather Iglesias is the nanny of Sonichu and Rosechu's hideous secret children. While the busy parents are away murdering people at the behest of their creator, Heather makes sure the young Sonee and Roseys receive at least a modicum of parental upbringing. Heather gets paid from the monthly checks the Sonichu family receives.[1]

Heather is a Hispanic lesbian. In spite of her racial and sexual status, Sonichu and Rosechu have tasked her with the job of keeping the little horrors "safe" and "under her watchful eye."[2] As per Sonichu's by-proxy homophobia, she is explicitly instructed to conceal her sexuality from his children.

It is not disputed among trolls that Chris created Heather as a means of appearing less intolerant of homosexuals. All instances of homosexual characters prior to Heather were insane sexual deviants such as Naitsirhc. The fact that she is also Hispanic suggests that, like many terrible white male storytellers before him, Chris has tried to heap all of the token minority representation onto one insignificant character.

Chris originally despised homosexuals of either sex, but prior to creating Heather his views on lesbians completely reversed, due to exposure to them in pornography. As such, Chris could create an extremely peripheral homosexual character without much stress, although of course that character's sexuality is implied to be a horrifying and shameful liability that children shouldn't even know about.

She has never actually appeared in the comic, and it's not clear what has happened to her now that Chris has poisoned the water supply to get rid of all the homos.

See also

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