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(This isn't close to the reaosn why. This is more of Chris's attempt at "diversity")
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Heather is a Hispanic Lesbian.  Despite her racial and sexual handicaps, she keeps the little abominations "safe" and "under her watchful eye"<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today</ref>.  As per Sonichu's irrational prejudice, she is asked to keep her lifestyle hidden from the children, as if ''we'' ever needed to be made aware.
Heather is a Hispanic Lesbian.  Despite her racial and sexual handicaps, she keeps the little abominations "safe" and "under her watchful eye"<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today</ref>.  As per Sonichu's irrational prejudice, she is asked to keep her lifestyle hidden from the children, as if ''we'' ever needed to be made aware.
==Why==
For reasons yet unknown to man, Chris has gone to elaborate measures in his [[CWCipedia | wiki]] to [[retcon]] a sham marriage for his libidinous characters.  He gives an unnecessarily thorough yet effectively vague description of the nanny, as "pretty, trustworthy and good natured"; resorts to the stereotype of a Spanish servant; and fulfills some mysterious and gratuitous need to expose his hypothetical ancillary character's sexual orientation.  What purpose any of this serves remains undiscovered.


==Sauces==
==Sauces==

Revision as of 01:02, 3 December 2009

Pokémon Day Care.. Where you drop your make sure the nannies keep their lifestyles away from your little ones.

Heather Iglesias is the nanny of Sonichu and Rosechu's secret would-be latchkey kids. While the busy parents are away appearing in bullshit comic adventures, Heather makes sure the young Sonee and Roseys are exposed to at least a modicum of responsibility and emotional health.

Heather is a Hispanic Lesbian. Despite her racial and sexual handicaps, she keeps the little abominations "safe" and "under her watchful eye"[1]. As per Sonichu's irrational prejudice, she is asked to keep her lifestyle hidden from the children, as if we ever needed to be made aware.

Sauces