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[[How to Talk to Girls]] is a book that [[Chris]] purchased early in 2009 under the guidance of his church's pastor. It is written by 9-year-old Alec Greven and in Chris's words is a "great book." The book itself is a guide on how to gain a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. However, it's not a good book to take advice from seeing as the pages are 2-3 short sentences long, consisting of advice aimed at children around Alec's age. Given that Chris is probably around Alec's age mentally, if not younger, it seems only appropriate.
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'''''How to Talk to Girls''''' is a 2008 children's self-help book written by Alec Greven, who at the time of print was nine years old and has created an entire series of similar books. [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] purchased the book in early [[2009]] under the guidance of his [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] and the ''[[John Tesh]] Radio Show'', and in Chris's words is a "great book". The book itself is a guide on how to gain a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. It is not a good book for adults to take advice from, seeing as how each page is two or three short sentences long, and it's aimed at children around Alec's age. However, given that Chris is probably around Alec's age mentally, it seems only appropriate.
 
The advice given is quite simple: "The first thing you should say to a girl is hi" or "Don't act desperate, girls hate desperate boys". Despite the simplicity, Chris believes that the book will help him get a girlfriend, regardless of the fact that keeping an older girlfriend is a lot harder to do than [[Pedofork|a nine-year-old one]]. What's more, most of Alec's points are null when it comes to older women, especially ones around Chris's age who won't be swooned by a simple "hi" or "I like to draw, how 'bout you?". However, this does help to explain why Chris thinks that [[Episode_1#Episode_2:_.22Genesis_of_the_Lovehogs.22|discussing one's favorite color]] is a romantic conversation.
 
In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], several concepts from the book are used in the [[dating education]] class.


Note that the advice given is quite simple: "The first thing you should say to a girl is hi" or "Don't act desperate, girls hate desperate boys".  Despite the simplicity, Chris believes that the book will help him get a girlfriend, regardless of the fact that keeping an older girlfriend is a lot harder to do than [[Pedofork|a 9 year old one]], and most of Alec's points are null when it comes to older women, especially ones around Chris's age who won't be swooned by a simple "hi" or "I like to draw, how 'bout you?"  Although this does explain why he thinks that [[Episode_1#Episode_2:_.22Genesis_of_the_Lovehogs.22| discussing one's favorite color]] is a romantic conversation.
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==Controversy==
Despite the fact that Chris has never had a girlfriend, he still disagrees with Alec about how men are the "magnets" and women are the "metals", and insists that it could go the other way around; that is, women can attract men, with men playing a passive role in courting.  This sadly demonstrates how a [[BlueSpike|9-year-old]] boy has a better understanding of gender roles in modern Western society than a 27 year old man(child) does.  Although what Chris describes ''could'' happen, it is comparatively rare, and a man certainly should not [[Attraction Sign|rely on it]] if he's trying to get laid.


Something to think about is that his pastor recommended this book to Chris: it could lead us to believe that either the pastor knows how hopeless Chris is with women, or that it's a hilarious joke made by his [[trolls|congregation]].
==Chris's views on magnets and metal==
Despite the fact that Chris has never had a girlfriend, he still disagrees with Alec about how men are the "magnets" and women are the "metals", insisting that it could go the other way around; that is, women can attract men, while men may play a passive role in courting. While he's not necessarily incorrect, this statement shows how poor Chris's grasp on traditional gender roles in modern Western society are, even when compared to a nine-year-old boy.


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]
*[[Dating education]]
*[[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]]


==External links==
==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Alec Greven|Wikipedia article on Alec Greven]]
*[[Wikipedia:Alec Greven|Wikipedia article on Alec Greven]]
*[http://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Girls-Alec-Greven/dp/0061709999 The book on Amazon]


[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Books]]
[[Category:Love Quest]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

Latest revision as of 21:09, 12 November 2021

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Men are the magnets. Women are the metal.
The book's cover.

How to Talk to Girls is a 2008 children's self-help book written by Alec Greven, who at the time of print was nine years old and has created an entire series of similar books. Chris purchased the book in early 2009 under the guidance of his pastoral counselor and the John Tesh Radio Show, and in Chris's words is a "great book". The book itself is a guide on how to gain a boyfriend-free girl. It is not a good book for adults to take advice from, seeing as how each page is two or three short sentences long, and it's aimed at children around Alec's age. However, given that Chris is probably around Alec's age mentally, it seems only appropriate.

The advice given is quite simple: "The first thing you should say to a girl is hi" or "Don't act desperate, girls hate desperate boys". Despite the simplicity, Chris believes that the book will help him get a girlfriend, regardless of the fact that keeping an older girlfriend is a lot harder to do than a nine-year-old one. What's more, most of Alec's points are null when it comes to older women, especially ones around Chris's age who won't be swooned by a simple "hi" or "I like to draw, how 'bout you?". However, this does help to explain why Chris thinks that discussing one's favorite color is a romantic conversation.

In Sonichu #9, several concepts from the book are used in the dating education class.

Chris's views on magnets and metal

Despite the fact that Chris has never had a girlfriend, he still disagrees with Alec about how men are the "magnets" and women are the "metals", insisting that it could go the other way around; that is, women can attract men, while men may play a passive role in courting. While he's not necessarily incorrect, this statement shows how poor Chris's grasp on traditional gender roles in modern Western society are, even when compared to a nine-year-old boy.

See also

External links