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"'''11012009 I AM STRONG'''" is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]] in which he acts like he has muscles.
 
He also got a [[hair]]cut. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] decided to go with the "elderly lesbian" look, as opposed to Chris's previous [[For Chris II|middle-aged manchild]] look. Also, notice Chris's profuse sweating. For his sake, we can only assume that he's trying his best to speak like a professional wrestler, even though he ends up sounding like [[wikipedia:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]] with a sore throat.
 
The purpose of this video is vague, though it is likely that this video is an attempt to scare [[Clyde Cash]], whom Chris thinks is scared of flexing and talking in a funny voice.
 
== Video ==
 
{{Infobox/video
| name          = I AM STRONG
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|xfS2relLqac}}
| stardate      = 1 [[November 2009]]
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
| style          ={{Smug|text}}
| saga          = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt          = {{BlueLogoShirt|text}}
| previous      = [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]
| next          = [[Twin Falling Towers]]
}}
 
{{quote|I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE!}}
 
=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Strong_Man.jpg|thumb|200px|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]
[''Chris reaches away from the camera, as "Eye of the Tiger" begins to play. For several seconds, he flexes his jelly-like arms, grunting enthusiastically. He coughs briefly from the effort before launching into his rant.'']
 
[''Trying to sound tough; sounds more like Kermit the Frog''] You tink you're so tough... *Ahe-Hem!* [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|You think you're so tough]]? No you are not! You are weak!
 
[''Chris points at the camera mockingly, in the fashion of Hulk Hogan, a gesture he repeats throughout the video.'']
 
Dis battle is far from-... this war is far from beyond over [[Clyde Cash|Mister Clyyyyyde]]! You got nothin'!
 
[''Chris holds out his fist, with the [[Amnyfest Ring]], in a menacing gesture.'']
 
YOU GOT NOTHIN'! You are weak and very powerless! I am the strong one! I AM STRONNNG! You back down! You... are a weakling! I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE! GRRRRR! ARRRRRRR!
 
[''Chris returns to posing and grunting until the video concludes.'']
 
{{-}}
 
==Fan Videos==
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Strong Man Chris Chan
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|zUiNCXnw218}}
| maker          = Apples and Grapes for dinner
| stardate      = 15 [[May 2015]]}}
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chris-Chan's I AM STRONG Reversed
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|hJUueVddaEs}}
| stardate      = 9 [[July 2018]]
| maker          = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]
| subject        =
| type          =
| info          = GNORTS MA I
}}
 
==External links==
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcSV3GMNxBA I AM STRONG MAN], a prophetic fan music video from two days earlier (based on [[10112009]] and [[10122009]])</s> (dead link)
 
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]|nextlink=[[Twin Falling Towers]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{Power videos}}
{{Clyde Saga}}
 
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-01]]
[[Category: Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-11-01]]

Revision as of 01:07, 9 March 2019

"11012009 I AM STRONG" is a video Chris uploaded on 1 November 2009 in which he acts like he has muscles.

He also got a haircut. Barb decided to go with the "elderly lesbian" look, as opposed to Chris's previous middle-aged manchild look. Also, notice Chris's profuse sweating. For his sake, we can only assume that he's trying his best to speak like a professional wrestler, even though he ends up sounding like Kermit the Frog with a sore throat.

The purpose of this video is vague, though it is likely that this video is an attempt to scare Clyde Cash, whom Chris thinks is scared of flexing and talking in a funny voice.

Video

I AM STRONG
Search for video Youtube, archive
Stardate 1 November 2009
Subject Matter PowerPower Power
Performance Style SmugSmug Smug
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Shirt Blue with LogoBluelogoshirt.png Blue with Logo
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
Greetings to Kacey's folks
next
Twin Falling Towers


I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE!

Transcript

THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.

[Chris reaches away from the camera, as "Eye of the Tiger" begins to play. For several seconds, he flexes his jelly-like arms, grunting enthusiastically. He coughs briefly from the effort before launching into his rant.]

[Trying to sound tough; sounds more like Kermit the Frog] You tink you're so tough... *Ahe-Hem!* You think you're so tough? No you are not! You are weak!

[Chris points at the camera mockingly, in the fashion of Hulk Hogan, a gesture he repeats throughout the video.]

Dis battle is far from-... this war is far from beyond over Mister Clyyyyyde! You got nothin'!

[Chris holds out his fist, with the Amnyfest Ring, in a menacing gesture.]

YOU GOT NOTHIN'! You are weak and very powerless! I am the strong one! I AM STRONNNG! You back down! You... are a weakling! I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE! GRRRRR! ARRRRRRR!

[Chris returns to posing and grunting until the video concludes.]

Fan Videos

Strong Man Chris Chan
Stardate 15 May 2015
Made By Apples and Grapes for dinner
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Chris-Chan's I AM STRONG Reversed
Stardate 9 July 2018
Made By Craig Smith
Other Info GNORTS MA I
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

External links

Greetings to Kacey's folks Chris's videos Twin Falling Towers
Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms


💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪

CWC Update 18 January 2009Chris Destroys His VibratorTake that Page DOWN NOW!PowerChris humps his PS3Sign Destruction VideoChallenge for ClydeChris Loses ItCWC Fighter30 Push-UpsClyde is Weaker than WaterI AM STRONG51 50Sonichu's EdgeDon't Mess With MeTito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!The MovingFoward videosLars' Ship has Sunk.MOVA HikeA WorkoutWeighInWelcometoBollywoodPull-upsVictory RockoutCheerleaderA few kicksLesbian Sex AuditionEid, Pmurt, EidSmashingGet Out, You D*** NazisChris slaps himselfOne-HundredWalking to the post officeOn mah Treadmill, dawgs!

Clyde vs. Chris

Clyde's Introduction: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Clyde Cash the kid video | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 |

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | ACWCAudition

Chris vs. Clyde: Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack

Jackie: DrainedCreativity


Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial