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'''It's not that cold''' is an incredibly bizarre and potentially nightmare fuelish video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[August 2011]]. Chris appears to be outside, dressed in a red [[muscle bra]] and an [[Chris and fashion|ill-fitting]] ''miniskirt''. Chris then "digs up" [[Patti]] and wears her as a coat while humming "Goodbye Horses" and making references to ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_(film) The Silence of the Lambs]''. It should also be noted that [[Patti]] will be having Chris's soul for dinner tonight.
'''It's not that cold''' is a bizarre, ''[[Random-access humor|non sequitur]]'' video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[August 2011]]. Chris is directly outside of his house, dressed in a red [[muscle bra]] and an [[Chris and fashion|ill-fitting miniskirt]]. Chris "digs up" [[Patti]], wears her fur as a coat, and hums the song "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodbye_Horses Goodbye Horses]" while making references to ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_(film) The Silence of the Lambs]''.


== Video ==
== Video ==
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''[Chris walks into frame and crosses his arms over his chest, and proceeds to shake his head, causing his cheek fat to shake around]''
''[Chris walks into frame and crosses his arms over his chest, and proceeds to shake his head, causing his cheek fat to shake around]''


Ooh...brrrr...ooh, sure is cold out here...ooohh. Could really use, uh, somethin' to...k-keep me warm right now...or something.
Ooh…brrrr…ooh, sure is cold out here…ooohh. Could really use, uh, somethin' to…k-keep me warm right now...or something.


''[Chris begins imitating what appears to be a digging-like motion]''
''[Chris begins imitating what appears to be a digging-like motion]''
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''[Continues humming, and shows his ass to the camera, pulling up his skirt]''
''[Continues humming, and shows his ass to the camera, pulling up his skirt]''


Would you fuck me, [[/cwc/|789Chan]]? I'd fuck me.
Would you fuck me, [[/cwc/|789chan]]? I'd fuck me.


''[Pats his ass, and ontinues humming and begins to dance around like Buffalo Bill before sauntering over to the camera]''
''[Pats his ass, continues humming and begins to dance around like Buffalo Bill before sauntering over to the camera]''


Patt-''[Video ends]''
Patt-''[Video ends]''

Revision as of 01:30, 10 August 2011

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It's not that cold is a bizarre, non sequitur video Chris uploaded on 9 August 2011. Chris is directly outside of his house, dressed in a red muscle bra and an ill-fitting miniskirt. Chris "digs up" Patti, wears her fur as a coat, and hums the song "Goodbye Horses" while making references to The Silence of the Lambs.

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It's not that cold
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Stardate 9 August 2011
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Transcript

Reality was much more horrifying.

[Chris walks into frame and crosses his arms over his chest, and proceeds to shake his head, causing his cheek fat to shake around]

Ooh…brrrr…ooh, sure is cold out here…ooohh. Could really use, uh, somethin' to…k-keep me warm right now...or something.

[Chris begins imitating what appears to be a digging-like motion]

[Chris starts humming, before putting on a jacket and wraps fur around his neck, holding it in place]

There we are! All nice and snuggley warm...and cozy. Thank you Patti! Now we are togedder, forever.

[Continues humming, and shows his ass to the camera, pulling up his skirt]

Would you fuck me, 789chan? I'd fuck me.

[Pats his ass, continues humming and begins to dance around like Buffalo Bill before sauntering over to the camera]

Patt-[Video ends]


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