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And you will be safe, as long as I do not talk about you at all online
Every good show needs some foreshadowing
Just accept that you won't be respected as an adult and that you won't be getting a girlfriend or sex... ever
Jackie, telling it like it is
Jacklyn Romy
Nickname Jackie
Date of Birth 1987
Gender Female
Nationality American
Race White

Magazine editor

Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy is a boyfriend-free girl whom Chris met on The HooK Café. She became his latest sweetheart and Chris exchanged several emails with her in April-October 2010, and made her many videos.

Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)

"Sweetheart" in ModNation Racers, note the shirt and bracelet

Sexy sweetie looking for love

I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile. I don't really care what you do so long as you're driven; I care more about a nice sense of style and outgoing personality. I want someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!

Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, go to dinner, cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend at my family's cabin, travel, road trip and have sex. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna lie!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there... I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?

I'm 5'3", slender, I don't smoke (HATE it) but I drink once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an editor for a magazine. I love every day. I run in road races. Oh, and I shop. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that special someone I can share my life with and start a family with.

If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!


Gender: Woman
Current Status: Single
Looking for: Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship
Body Type: Slender, Petite, Curvy
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 5' 03"
Hair Type: Red
Age: 22
Seeks: Man for Dating, Man for Friendship


Education: College graduate
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Religion: Unitarian
Political Leanings: Independent, Kinky
Neighborhood: Charlottesville
City: Charlottesville
Occupation: Magazine Editor
Have Children: No
Want Children: Yes


Smoking: Never
Drinking: Sometimes
Drugs: Not interested


I get around town via: Car, Bycicle, Walk
My dietary preferences are: No red meat
I spend my free time: Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf
Funniest Thing: A monkey on roller skates


If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming? Wilt Chamberlain, Queen Elizabeth I, Leonardo Da Vinci and Liberace.

What's under your bed? My old Playstation... it's my guilty pleasure!

Two books that everybody should read are Of Mice and Men and the Great Gatsby.

Fill It

I'm an open-minded person, but bigotry is a deal-breaker.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of a Andy Warhol and the body of a Brad Pitt

People say my smile is my best feature.

The first section I turn to in the Hook is ... ask me...

The quickest way to my heart is good cooking The quickest way to my bed is strong, muscly arms' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked basted

The last concert I attented was Crash Test Dummies

My favorite cartoon as a kid was Digimon

Dogwood is my favorite local festival.

I wouldn't sell my body for a billion dollars.

Christina Ricci is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.

P.F. Changs is my favorite restaurant.

In and Out

The Corner or Downtown Mall

Blockbuster or Sneak Reviews

Best Buy or Sidetracks

Wireless or Landline

Aristocrat or Grey Goose

Beatles or Stones

CD or MP3

Carmike or Vinegar Hill

Dogs or Cats

Summer or Winter

Black or Brown

Bars or Stay Home

Kroger or Whole Food

PC or Mac

Wheel of Fortune or Grey's Anatomy

Steak or Salad

Steak or Sushi

Cavaliers or Redskins

Casket or Cremation

Fax or Email

Dyed or Natural

Pumps or Flats

Beach or Mountains

SUV or Sedan

First contact

Main article: Jackie Emails

Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5-21 April 2010. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing video outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.

A new dawn?

In early September 2010 his E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito suggests the possibility of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to reveal her name. Furthermore, he uploaded a ModNation character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another Chloe or Wallflower.

On 13 September 2010 Chris uploaded a video officially proclaiming his love to Jackie. Three days later, he produced a video capitalizing on Jackie's love for Canadian band, Crash Test Dummies, while in blackface. Chris then spent October cosplaying as various characters from The Hamburglar to his own Chris-chan Sonichu thereby bringing the crazy to Ivy Saga levels (it must be the red hair).


Lars McNulty is Jackie's ex-boyfriend, whom Jackie left over his ridiculous obsession with model boats. He later distributed nudes of Jackie to a troll[1] and sent her a boat made of popsicle sticks, with a condom for a sail.[2] Egged on by Jackie, Chris developed an intense fixation on Lars and released a number of videos mocking and attacking his erstwhile rival.

Chris's first video addressing Lars appeared on 25 September, in which Chris proves who is the bigger and stronger man by smashing a model boat made of Lego. A second video appeared two days later, where Chris gloats over how Lars has lost Jackie, explains how he will fulfill her every desire, and warns Lars not to mess with her — or Chris will intervene. Three days after that, he continued to mock Lars's interest in boats and set to babbling about tape dispensers. (An extended version of this third video appeared on 2 October.)

Subsequent videos in the first two weeks of October addressed other subjects, but Chris returned his attention to Lars in a fourth video released in the wee hours of 15 October. There, a drunk Chris sported a do-rag and accused Lars of spreading the old rumor that he's a homo.

On 6 November, audio was released of a call between Lars and Chris.

Oops, He Did it Again

We'll be very happy together. I know it. I will make you happy as much as possible. And when you're feeling down, I'll make you feel better. I love you.
Chris, giving the Creepy Stare to his beloved.

On 30 October 2010, an inebriated-looking Chris posted a video in which he pleads Jackie to stay with him. Since there had been no further Jackie-related videos and Chris had decided to quit the internet again, it was assumed they had split up. The actual breakup happened a couple days later, when he stopped responding to Jackie's emails.

In November, new information about Jackie was released in the form of various chats and emails. These provided valuable context about Chris's activities online throughout the latter half of 2010. The email exchanges proved that yet again, Chris is unwilling to make any improvements to his life - even to get the china he so desperately craves.