Jail Medallion Promotions

Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Jesus Christ. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "soul partner".

On an unspecified date during his time in jail, Chris created three recordings of himself promoting various medallions. He would send these recordings to Praetor, where they would post them onto their Etsy profile.

Regular Medallion

Regular Medalliuon Audio
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Saga	Jail Jail

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Hello. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu and Lord Avatar and Goddess Blue Heart. I am here today to introduce and tell y’all about the regular Sonichu medallions that I have authorized the processing and making of. These are legit, authentic, and each one shall provide you with a great spiritual power linked to my own, so it’s a wise investment. Thank you, and you are helping me with each purchase.

Handcrafted Medallion

Handmade Medallion Audio
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Greetings, everyone. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu and I present to you right here at this listing the medallions that I have PERSONALLY crafted and personally signed each and every one of, so you definitely feel more of my soul and energy resonate through these in addition to all the others. But still a wise investment, and with each purchase does go out to help me as well. So, thank you all.

Megastone Medallion

Megastone Audio
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Greetings, everyone. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu and this offering I present to you medallions I have personally crafted and signed but these are even more aware ‘cause these each have a megastone in them. Similar to a Sonicipe or a Rosechipe, but these are more like aurasphere quartzes, but I have personally blessed and programmed each and every one of them with my aura and everything, so these are the most powerful and the most potent of the medallions. So, not only do you buy these to wear and enjoy, but you’re really gonna feel the spiritual aura and charge and vibrations within yourself. And, of course, each purchase does continue to help me as well. So, thank you all so much and enjoy the vibrations that come from me directly as I bless each and every one of you.