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{{quote|[[Christian Weston Chandler|I've]] got [[Autism|9]][[Obesity|9]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|p]][[Encyclopedia Dramatica|r]][[ShecameforCWC.JPG|o]][[Stress|b]][[Aunt Corrina|l]][[Patti Chandler|e]][[Asperchu|m]][[Trolls|s]] but a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|bitch]] [[Virgin with rage|ain't]] [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|one]].|Jay Z, explaining the situation.}}
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[[Image:Jay-z-400a060107.jpg|right|thumb|What [[Chris]] thought his lawyer looked like.]]
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'''James Zylberstien''', aka '''Jay Z''', was Chris's lawyer friend from [[Nintendo]]. Quit due to [[stress]] from project [[Sonichu Alpha]] and now works for [[HEXBox|Microsoft]]. His major achievement (or fail depending on which way you look at it) was to encourage Chris to [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|change the names of his real-life characters]] so when the [[Sonichu Adventure|videogame]] was made they couldn't sue.  
{{quote|[[Christian Weston Chandler|I've]] got [[Chris and...|99 problems]] but a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|bitch]] [[Virgin with rage|ain't one]].|Jay Z, summing up Chris pretty well.}}


While there is certainly some humor in Chris' feeble attempts to rename the characters despite having the creative capabilities of an old sock, many [[trolls]] feel that one of the greatest sources of humor was seeing Chris's pathetic attempts to slander real people who he thinks had "wronged" him in the past. While Chris has largely kept changes made to characters' names due to Jay Z's influence, later enemies were still often referred to by their real names. This is most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Evan George]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean Wately, and [[Asperpedia|Mao]] are all referred to by name. As well [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is identified by name, but his sequence was part of an earlier preview where he was already called by name. In all likelihood, even though Chris remembers to call [[Mary Lee Walsh]] "Slaweel Ryam" he doesn't remember Jay Z's legal warnings, and is more interested in slandering his opponents than anything else.
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|data1    = Shawn Corey Carter<br>James Zylberstein
|label2  = Date of Birth
|data2    = 4 December 1969 (age {{age|1969|12|4}})
|label4  = Gender
|data4    = Male
|label5  = Nationality
|data5    = American
|label6  = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6    = [[Niggos|Black]]
|label7  = Occupation
|data7    = Rapper<br>Lawyer
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'''Shawn Corey Carter''' (born 4 December 1969), known as '''Jay Z''', is an American rapper.
 
In 2009, a troll used Carter's pseudonym as a nickname for a lawyer persona named '''James Zylberstein''', which was used to persuade [[Chris]] to change the names of the real-life people used in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', most notably with [[Mary Lee Walsh|"Mary Lee Walsh" becoming "Slaweel Ryam"]]. Despite this, some future real-life characters, such as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], still used their real names.
 
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Revision as of 14:08, 27 September 2020


Trollll.PNG Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris.
Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)
I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
Jay Z, summing up Chris pretty well.
Jay Z
Jay-z-400a060107.jpg

What Chris probably thought his lawyer looked like.

Information
Name Shawn Corey Carter
James Zylberstein
Date of Birth 4 December 1969 (age 54)
Gender Male
Nationality American
Race Black
Occupation Rapper
Lawyer

Shawn Corey Carter (born 4 December 1969), known as Jay Z, is an American rapper.

In 2009, a troll used Carter's pseudonym as a nickname for a lawyer persona named James Zylberstein, which was used to persuade Chris to change the names of the real-life people used in Sonichu, most notably with "Mary Lee Walsh" becoming "Slaweel Ryam". Despite this, some future real-life characters, such as Jason Kendrick Howell, still used their real names.

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