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{{quote|[[Christian Weston Chandler|I've]] got [[Chris and...|99 problems]] but a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|bitch]] [[Virgin with rage|ain't one]].|Jay Z, summing up Chris pretty well.}}
 
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|data1    = Shawn Corey Carter<br>James Zylberstein
|label2  = Date of Birth
|data2    = 4 December 1969 (age {{age|1969|12|4}})
|label4  = Gender
|data4    = Male
|label5  = Nationality
|data5    = American
|label6  = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6    = [[Niggos|Black]]
|label7  = Occupation
|data7    = Rapper<br>Lawyer
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'''Shawn Corey Carter''' (born 4 December 1969), known as '''Jay Z''', is an American rapper.


'''James Zylberstien''' (aka [[Jay Z]]), Chris's lawyer friend from Nintendo. Quit due to [[stress]] from project [[Sonichu Alpha]] and now works for Microsoft. His major achievement (or [[fail]] depending on which way you look at it) was to encourage Chris to [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|change the names of his real-life characters]] so when the [[Sonichu Adventure|videogame]] was made they couldn't sue.  
In 2009, a troll used Carter's pseudonym as a nickname for a lawyer persona named '''James Zylberstein''', which was used to persuade [[Chris]] to change the names of the real-life people used in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', most notably with [[Mary Lee Walsh|"Mary Lee Walsh" becoming "Slaweel Ryam"]]. Despite this, some future real-life characters, such as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], still used their real names.
 
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While there is certainly some humor in Chris' feeble attempts to rename the characters despite having the creative capabilities of an old sock, many [[trolls]] feel that one of the greatest sources of humor was seeing Chris's pathetic attempts to slander real people who he thinks had "wronged" him in the past.
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Revision as of 14:08, 27 September 2020


Trollll.PNG Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris.
Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)
I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
Jay Z, summing up Chris pretty well.
Jay Z
Jay-z-400a060107.jpg

What Chris probably thought his lawyer looked like.

Information
Name Shawn Corey Carter
James Zylberstein
Date of Birth 4 December 1969 (age 54)
Gender Male
Nationality American
Race Black
Occupation Rapper
Lawyer

Shawn Corey Carter (born 4 December 1969), known as Jay Z, is an American rapper.

In 2009, a troll used Carter's pseudonym as a nickname for a lawyer persona named James Zylberstein, which was used to persuade Chris to change the names of the real-life people used in Sonichu, most notably with "Mary Lee Walsh" becoming "Slaweel Ryam". Despite this, some future real-life characters, such as Jason Kendrick Howell, still used their real names.

    People