Kaka Makeup Basics

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Kaka Makeup Basics is a video released by Chris on 16 August 2011. Here, we see Chris putting on makeup, reinforcing his status as a tomgirl. As many viewers had pointed out, Chris does the application of make-up completely wrong and completely cakes himself in it, making him look more like a two-year-old who just discovered mommy's make-up kit. As well, it's revealed that he uses make-up from Sephora, a very expensive cosmetics store, though we known how he got that.

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Kaka Makeup Basics
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Stardate 16 August 2011
Subject Matter HomosHomos Homos
Saga TomgirlTomgirl Tomgirl
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Transcript

[Background music: Katy Perry "California Gurls"]

'Ello. Now it's time for make-up tips. First... I like to start, by putting on some of the ol' foundation. My-I go with my own skin tone which was recommended to me by the person-by the woman who served me over at the ah make-up parlor known as Sephora. So yeah, take the ah little brush here and uh [swishes brush around] Just take some here and- [starts to put make-up on] and start to put it on a majority of my face. [There's a moment of Chris putting on his make-up.] There. [Continues putting make-up on]. Pardon me while I [looks at camera dramatically] powder my nose. Definitely kills the shine. And you don't want a reflective nose. Make sure you cover your blemishes as well if you see any in the mirror... on your compact. [Phone rings] I should have turned that off, I didn't think. And let me just-[sigh] fix that. Yeah. Make sure to blow the excess [pause] make up away after you have completed that.

[Mumbles] Apply some mascara. [Blows on mascara and applies] Angling the brush and moving upwards, keeping an eye on the mirror. You definitely want to make your eyelashes more fuller especially when they don't look so full in the first place. Another good idea is to just close your eyelid and onto-onto the brush. I mainly like to focus on the upper eyelashes cause the lower ones are more difficult to do really, at least for me.

And then I like to ah apply the ol' eye shadow but first I have to apply some primer onto the- onto my eyelids. [Applies what can be assume to be primer] Like so. And right now I just gotta focus on one [almost drops the eye shadow] shade of eye shadow to go onto my eyelids for this time. To-ah-to get yourself educated-tion you can learn more about [burps under his breath] how to apply multiple shades to give your eyes a, ah, possible a more better look. Your eyelids. [Applies blue eyeshadow] If you want more information on applying make, definitely go to your local make-up salon or Sephora. Or I guess, ah, yeah, most anywhere else that sells make-up.

And optionally you can use eye liner, obviously I should have done that before I applied eye shadow. It goes on the, uh, against the eyelid. That's where it's concentrated at.

And lastly, I like to apply some-apply some lipstick. This is a no brainer. [Mumbles, applies lipstick, and blows a kiss at the camera] And to give you a little shine, I just apply some lip gloss. And that's a simple-that's pretty much a basic way on uh applying make-up. [Gives a stare] Tell 'em Kaka sent ya.

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