Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

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Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
Full Name Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
Nickname Kengle
Religion Muslim
Age 56
Gender Male
Nationality American
Race White
Education DeKalb Technical College (AAS, accounting)

Kennesaw State University (BBA, accounting)

Occupation(s) Bookkeeper

Kenneth Erwin Englehardt, unaffectionately known among trolls by the portmanteau Kengle, is one of Chris's Facebook white knights. As an overweight, inept, autistic, middle-aged, part-time bookkeeper and accountant with a penchant for creating horrifying, warped artwork, Kengle naturally feels as though he shares a lot in common with him.

Kengle is also notable for being one of two confirmed genuine fans of Sonichu during the comic's run (the other being Sonichuizcool).

Relationship with Chris

Kengle's intentions towards Chris seem entirely True and Honest - although he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at him. Kenneth will often give praise to Chris when he feels there is justification in doing so. A notable example of this was praising on Christian on some of his artwork a medallion, having an opinion on a video game, and breathing in and out.

Kenneth is best known for his artwork: Sonichen and Rosechen [1]. While he was initially rejected as a troll by Christian, this is no longer the case. Him and Christian have been Facebook friends for quite a while. Kenneth remains the only person on record to have made a Sonichu-Derivative website and friend Christian. Occasionally, he does post on Christian's Facebook statuses. While there is some debate on whether Kenneth is a member Christian's inner circle on Facebook, him and Christian do have a number of mutual friends in common, the most notable being William Waterman. Despite his lolcow status on the forums, by and large he is actually quite well-liked on Facebook.

There have been occasions on Kenneth hosting anti-bullying forums for a short-period on Sonichu.org and Spergweb.com. Technical issues (unfamiliarity with forum design) and trolling however have generally forced these off the internet. While there was initially interest in a fan-site started with Christian's approval, this did not follow through due to unfamiliarity with Dreamweaver.

Kengle has also bought several of Chris' eBay items, and sent him some sardines after Chris' house burned down. Kengle is considered an lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre Sonichu fan comic Sonichen, which is somewhat reminiscent of low-budget Eldritch abominations. As far as can be deduced, Chris is only vaguely aware of this horrific homage, and disapproves. Ironically, Kengle justifies his comic as a parody.

Although Kengle is classified as lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre artwork and websites, he is considered more of a borderline/low-grade cow compared to more infamous cows on the forum. It was recently noted that Kenneth's Sonichen and Rosechen website was dismantled and rebuilt as a general website to exhibit his artwork. Whether the comic will return remains to be seen.

Relationship with Trolls

Kengle was banned from the Kiwi Farms because he does not seem to comprehend that there are mean people on the Internet, and instead believes that everyone is genuinely just interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Nonetheless, Kengle's thread on the forum has ballooned to 120+ pages and counting.

In many ways, Kengle is the Rosechu to Chris's Sonichu; a useless borderline-NPC character who shows up occasionally to be mildly annoying.

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