Kevin the Jew

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Kevin, reacting to candle-shaped cookie.
Oh, chill out Kevie! It's only a game! You can't be so attached to a set of digital pixels.
Cera Rosechu, being surprisingly sensible.[1]
...When a teammate, or a friend, acts rash without thought or concern of their team or friends, I'm afraid that is a court marshall for that person.
Kevin, choosing digital pixels over his girlfriend.[2]

Kevin the Jew is a classmate and the former boyfriend of Cera Rosechu. His first, and so far only appearance is in the Christmas Episode of Sonichu 11.

He is first mentioned by Cera as she shows her mother the special holiday cookie she made for him. Since Kevin is Jewish she decided to make him a cookie in the shape of a menorah candle. Being the thoughtful little creature she is, she decided to make it Vanilla as the Jews tend to be allergic to everything else.

After a five year drought of new comics pages, Kevin made his triumphant debut in 2015, wherein it is made clear that he and Cera Rosechu are dating. Given the fact that Cera is two years old in this story (she was born in 2006, the story is set in 2008), coupled with the fact that he is human while she is a Hedgehog Pokémon, this makes him a zoophile AND a pedofork.

Kevin and Cera played "Call of Duty" together on Christmas. Cera quickly proves herself the more capable player, earning "ten million points" by shooting down a plane. However, Kevin's character is carrying too much to run, and dies in a violent explosion. Cera tells him that he shouldn't take the death of a god damn video game so seriously, but Kevin is inconsolable. She tries to cheer him up by giving him the candle cookie, but upon seeing the flame, Kevin screams and smashes the cookie to bits. The biggest lesson Cera learns form this is "not to display an image of a flame to anyone after an explosion."

Oddly enough, Kevin portrays Joseph in the Nativity pageant alongside Christine Rosechu as Mary. This suggests one of three things: Kevin is a Messianic Jew (a practitioner of Judaism who believe Jesus is the Messiah), Kevin is ethnically Jewish but is not a practicing Jew, or Chris watched Kyle participate in a Christmas play on South Park and just copied the idea.

After the play, Cera approached Kevin and apologizes, and gives him dreidel-shaped cookies as an apology. He then dumps her with a long-winded speech explaining that he judges potential mates by how they play video games, and she is far too aggressive for him. He walks off, leaving her a weeping mess (Also, he keeps the cookies).

  1. Sonichu 11, page 15
  2. Sonichu 11, page 37