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'''Lars Is Jivin'''' is an [[Chris and race|extremely racist]] video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] again, comparing a toy boat he sent [[Jackie]] to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to abuse his [[PSEye|camera]], again. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October. The extended edition includes Chris using stereotypical black words such as "yo" "mofo," holding up a picture of a black rapper and then dressing him as a turkey and using the dated racial slur "boy." Chris is being incredibly oblivious to the thinly-veiled similarities between "Lars" and himself, making him sound like a complete [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]].
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'''Lars Is Jivin'.MP4''' is an [[Chris and race|extremely racist]] video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]], after [[Jackie Chat 3|a discussion]] with [[Jackie]] earlier in the day. In it, he addresses Lars again, comparing a toy boat he sent Jackie to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to throw the tape at his [[PSEye|camera]]. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October. The extended edition includes Chris using stereotypical black words such as "yo," "mofo," holding up a picture of a black rapper and then dressing him as a turkey and throwing up gang signs.  
  
Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and camerawork|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape dispenser on the first take.
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Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and cinematography|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape on the first take.
  
 
==Description==
 
==Description==
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==Video==
 
==Video==
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===Transcript===
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=== Transcript ===
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-
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[''[[Creepy stare|stare]]s [[Chris and anger|angrily]] at camera, cocks head; jump cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaahz. You know--s--you sent her the [[Adult Swim#King of the Hill|dangin' ol']]...BOAT, made out of popsicle sticks...and a weak [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''brandishes tape. It appears to be [[wikipedia:Scotch Tape|Scotch]] or a generic store brand''] This your bo--
  
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']
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[''jump cut to Chris throwing the tape at the PSEye; he then turns the felled camera towards him''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''stares off into space for a moment, bewildered.'']
  
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.
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[''Another jump cut and moment of awkward silence''] I'm out, peace!
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==Full version==
 
==Full version==
 
Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 [[October 2010]]. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.
 
Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 [[October 2010]]. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.
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===Transcript===
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{{quote|You even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats you didn't even own! You paid for [[PSN|a whole bunch of useless stuff]] you're never going to use anyway, you jivin' turkey!}}
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=== Transcript ===
 
''[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]''
 
''[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]''
  
Yo Lars, listen up yo. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. [[jackie|JACKIE]] IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! Now I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She left you because of all the goddamn boats! ''[producing a sheet of paper] ''Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- and she left you! Because you would ''never''... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. ''[Gangsta hand gesture]''
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Yo Lars, listen up yo. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. [[jackie|JACKIE]] IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! An' I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She left you because of all the goddamn boats! ''[producing a sheet of paper] ''Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- and she left you! Because you would ''never''... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. ''[Gangsta hand gesture]''
 
 
And she got fed up with all the goddamn boats all over the goddamn apartment! ''[garbling somewhat]'' Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just [[List_of_Chris's_games|bought them for the sake of buying them]]! ''[he puts down the paper and looks outraged]'' I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats ''you didn't even own!'' [[chris_and_hypocrisy|You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway]], you jivin' turkey!
 
 
 
Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! ''[he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom]'' And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! ''[folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a roast turkey - which in point of fact, looks far more like a chicken - on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is wearing an anorak.]'' Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! ''[he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]''
 
 
 
Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! ''[Flashes both middle fingers before turning them upside down]'' I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, [[Chris and race|boy]]! All day long, all week long. She and I are going to be ... '' ['tapping' an imaginary Jackie]'' I be tapping that sweet ass of hers. ''[Continuing to mime]'' I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! And you know what, she ain't- you ain't gonna get that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I'll ''beat'' yo' ass! ''[as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand]'' Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of ''[punches his hand a few times, possibly while he tries to remember]'' Texas, where my dad went to, except for a while.
 
  
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bo-
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And she got fed up with all the goddamn boats all over the goddamn apartment! ''[garbling somewhat]'' Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just [[List of Chris's video games|bought them for the sake of buying them]]! ''[puts down the paper and looks outraged]'' I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats ''you didn't even own!'' [[chris and hypocrisy|You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway]], you jivin' turkey!
  
[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderingly off into space for a moment.'']
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Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! ''[he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom]'' And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! ''[folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a roast turkey - which in point of fact, looks far more like a chicken - on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is a squash.]'' Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! ''[he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]''
  
[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.
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Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! ''[Flashes both middle fingers before turning them upside down]'' I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, [[Chris and race|boy]]! All day long, all week long. She and I are going to be ... '' ['tapping' an imaginary Jackie]'' I be tapping that sweet ass of hers. ''[Continuing to mime]'' I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! And you know what, she ain't- you ain't gonna get that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I'll ''beat'' yo' ass! ''[as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand]'' Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of ''[punches his hand a few times, in a likely reference to a Three Stooges skit]'' Texas, where [[Bob Chandler|my dad]] went to, except for a while. [''continues up to transcript above'']
  
 
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
 
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2010| 2010-09-30]]
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-02 b]]
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[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-09-30]]
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[[Category:Videos with Camera Abuse]]

Latest revision as of 22:01, 9 September 2019

Lars Is Jivin'.MP4 is an extremely racist video Chris uploaded on 30 September 2010, after a discussion with Jackie earlier in the day. In it, he addresses Lars again, comparing a toy boat he sent Jackie to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to throw the tape at his camera. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October. The extended edition includes Chris using stereotypical black words such as "yo," "mofo," holding up a picture of a black rapper and then dressing him as a turkey and throwing up gang signs.

Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the blindingly obvious jump-cuts, it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape on the first take.

Description

Nothin' but a jivin' turkey gourd.

Video


Lars Is Jivin'
Stardate 30 September 2010
Subject Matter TrollsTrolls Trolls, ViolenceViolence Violence, RacismRacism Racism
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy, SmugSmug Smug, RageRage Rage
Saga JackieJackie Jackie
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Transcript

[stares angrily at camera, cocks head; jump cut] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaahz. You know--s--you sent her the dangin' ol'...BOAT, made out of popsicle sticks...and a weak condom wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [brandishes tape. It appears to be Scotch or a generic store brand] This your bo--

[jump cut to Chris throwing the tape at the PSEye; he then turns the felled camera towards him] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [stares off into space for a moment, bewildered.]

[Another jump cut and moment of awkward silence] I'm out, peace!

Full version

Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 October 2010. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.



Lars Is Jivin'
Stardate 2 October 2010
Subject Matter TrollsTrolls Trolls, ViolenceViolence Violence, RacismRacism Racism
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy, SmugSmug Smug, RageRage Rage
Saga JackieJackie Jackie
Shirt Green White StripeGreen White Stripe The Shamrock Stripes
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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I like Mary Poppins
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100 2265


You even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats you didn't even own! You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway, you jivin' turkey!

Transcript

[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]

Yo Lars, listen up yo. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. JACKIE IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! An' I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She left you because of all the goddamn boats! [producing a sheet of paper] Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- and she left you! Because you would never... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. [Gangsta hand gesture]

And she got fed up with all the goddamn boats all over the goddamn apartment! [garbling somewhat] Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just bought them for the sake of buying them! [puts down the paper and looks outraged] I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats you didn't even own! You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway, you jivin' turkey!

Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! [he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom] And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! [folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a roast turkey - which in point of fact, looks far more like a chicken - on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is a squash.] Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! [he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]

Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! [Flashes both middle fingers before turning them upside down] I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, boy! All day long, all week long. She and I are going to be ... ['tapping' an imaginary Jackie] I be tapping that sweet ass of hers. [Continuing to mime] I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! And you know what, she ain't- you ain't gonna get that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I'll beat yo' ass! [as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand] Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of [punches his hand a few times, in a likely reference to a Three Stooges skit] Texas, where my dad went to, except for a while. [continues up to transcript above]

See also

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