List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases
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Chris has bought a number of sex toys, porn DVDs, and other adult amusements from the Adam & Eve online store. Records of several purchases have been acquired by trolls, and are summarized below.
This list is not comprehensive. (On occasion, Chris has mentioned owning other products from Adam & Eve that aren't listed in the available records of his purchases, particularly "educational" videos published under the company's Sinclair Institute brand.) However, it seems fairly representative of Chris's tastes in masturbation assistance. Notably, he paid full price for very few of the DVDs he's acquired — most of them were either gifts or sold at a steep discount. One of the only discs he looks to have specifically shopped for was a collection of vintage American smut cartoons.
In 2021, while engaging in an incestuous affair with his mother, Chris purchased items from Adam & Eve, including negligee for him to wear.
List of documented purchases
|16 September 2006||Booty Licious Love Doll||Toy||$22.95|
|16 September 2006||Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring - White||Toy||$2.00|
|17 September 2006||Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex Toys||DVD||$3.95|
|17 September 2006||Space Nuts||DVD||$4.95|
|17 September 2006||rawhide 2-Disc Collector's Set||DVD||$0.99|
|17 September 2006||Adam & Eve Starter Kit||DVD/CD||$3.95|
|10 March 2007||Officer Nasty Fantasy Doll||Toy||$24.95|
|10 March 2007||The Best of Amateur Angels||DVD/CD||$5|
|7 July 2007||Velvet Touch Masturbator||Toy||$24.95|
|7 July 2007||Silicone Superstud Power Ring||Toy||Free|
|7 July 2007||Titanium 5-Star Video Collection||DVD||Free|
|16 July 2007||Officer Nasty Love Doll||Toy||$12.48|
|16 July 2007||A&E Hot Action Lotion - Strawberry||Toy||$6.95|
|16 July 2007||Carmen & Friends||DVD||Free|
|16 July 2007||The Perfect Secretary||DVD||Free|
|16 July 2007||Wicked Hot Pics Photo CD||DVD||Free|
|20 August 2007||Officer Nasty Love Doll||Toy||$15.96|
|20 August 2007||Mystery Feature||DVD/CD||Free|
|20 August 2007||Redlight Girls||DVD||Free|
|20 August 2007||Extreme Behavior 2||DVD||Free|
|20 August 2007||Signature Series 10: Shayla LaVeaux||DVD/CD||$0.82|
|26 December 2007||Kimme Anime Love Doll||Toy||$14.98|
|26 December 2007||Vintage XXX Cartoons||DVD||$14.98|
|26 December 2007||XXX Pleasure Seekers||DVD||Free|
|26 December 2007||Playboy magazine, digital edition||DVD/CD||Free|
|3 January 2008||2008 Adam & Eve Calendar||Other||$5.95|
|3 January 2008||Romance Roulette Card Game||Other||$7.48|
|3 January 2008||Carmen||Other||$4.68|
|3 January 2008||XXX Pleasure Seekers||DVD||Free|
|3 January 2008||Anal Love Beads||Toy||Free|
|4 May 2010||Yumi Asian Anime Doll||Toy||$13.98|
|4 May 2010||Ringo's Cock Ring (x2)||Toy||$5.90|
|4 May 2010||Pink Passion Masturbator||Toy||Free|
|4 May 2010||Sweet Young Things 3 on 1||DVD/CD||Free|
The grand total price of these documented items is $197.85.