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For current updates about Chris, visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/].
For current updates about Chris, visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farm].
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Revision as of 21:16, 10 October 2018

Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 2,611 articles...and counting!
*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

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Da Update

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For current updates about Chris, visit Kiwi Farm.

Quote of the Now

Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

BABSCon in an email to Chris.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
175
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,015 days

239
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,659 days

5,319
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,319 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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Wild Sonichu is a Sonichu and supposed leader of the Chaotic Combo (although he still answers to Chris in any of his Mary Sue incarnations) who formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu. Like all of Chris's male characters, he is essentially a bland puppet whose strings are usually limp except for when Chris wants to project his masculine fantasies onto him.

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This Day in Christory

You know you want to.

Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris's first ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.

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Did You Know

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now