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Welcome to the CWCki!

The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,612 articles...and counting!

*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Quote of the Now

“

Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

”

BABSCon in an email to Chris.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

180

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,019 days

243

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,664 days

5,324

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,324 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Chris has numerous imaginary family members that exist only in C-197, while Chris has put some real-life counterparts into his imaginary world, this article covers those who have been made up entirely by Chris. This page will not cover Sonichu or the Chaotic combo since they already have their own pages and while Sonichu does refer to Chris as "father" or "mama", this is more along the lines of Chris being his benevolent creator rather than an actual family. Like most, if not all of Chris's original characters; pretty much all of them exist purely to worship him or to give him extra powers in the comic.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads a video where he calls out for Clyde Cash.

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Also, in 2010, Chris videotapes himself reading off the Wikipedia page on Autism while wearing a sports bra, then says that there should be a law requiring all men to wear sports bras.

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Did You Know...

... that the trolls behind the Liquid Chris and Kacey personas actually got married in real life?
... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop The Adventures of The American Rabbit is one of the greatest animated movies ever made?
... that the brony convention Everfree Northwest banned Chris after learning that he banged his own mom?
- ...and that BABSCon did the same thing in 2024 after Chris attempted to purchase tickets for the event?
... that Chris has no idea what Autism really is?
... that Chris has used a ruler to measure his duck, but never once in his comic?
... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a Hybrid?
... that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game?
... that Chris used a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha for the first time in nearly a decade after breaking up with Jessica Quinn?
... that someone hacked into Chris's YouTube account and uploaded excerpts of Anthony LoGatto's "JULAAAY!" video while he was in jail?
... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph caught Chris's arrest on a livestream just to spite his former friend Null?
... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in Smiling Friends?

Da Update

It is currently April 2024. It has been...

29

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

22 April - Chris uploads Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple.
15 April - Chris reveals a new page of Sonichu 0 HD on Twitter.
14 April - After over three weeks, Chris returns to Twitter to complain over leaked chats.
13 April - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Pray High Valyrian.
5 April - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Silakka Apajalla.
31 March - OfficialCWCmart starts selling official Sonichu "amiibos".
25 March
- Chris is spotted in a parking lot near Target in Lynchburg, VA.
- Chris accidentally presses the livestream button trying to record another song for the AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan series. Twice.

Recently Uncovered Info

19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019
11 April - Cults3D from January 2024
31 March - Chris's conversation with BABSCon staff from 8 March 2024
11 March - The Knights of CWC chats from July 2021
4 March - Tinyhorse1942 Twitter profile from March 2021
8 February - Genderbent Dimension from October 2020
20 January - Possession Roleplay from January 2020

CWCki News

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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