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Magi-Chan Sonichu is a Sonichu and a member of the Chaotic Combo. Like Chris's other lazy recolors, his name is a lame pun: according to Chris, his name is intended to play on the word "magician". He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not solely motivated by finding a sweetheart. He's also one of the major sources of deus ex machina, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head providing walls of expository dialogue. He is purple, but has been depicted as crimson. His design combines the standard Sonichu template with Mewtwo, who is incidentally Magi-Chan's husband and father. He is was probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of Sonichu and Chris's stupid antics, as well as his character's unintentional homosexual undertones.
Since mid-2017, Chris has thought of Magi-Chan as an imaginary friend hanging out with him in the real world, eclipsing even the original Sonichu in popularity. The Idea Guys, injecting themselves into Chris's life about this time, seized the chance to run with this as far as they could. New facts about Magi-Chan, including his incestuous homosexual marriage, were introduced to Chris in this way through early 2018. In March of that year, a psychologically distorted Chris declared that Magi-Chan was his husband, as well as Mewtwo's. After the Idea Guys were removed from power, Magi-Chan has become a key player in the Dimensional Merge and one of Chris's Twitter sockpuppets, usurping Night Star.
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This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory, in 2009, The Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK is informally released.
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Today was also the day, in 2017, when The Classic was rediscovered, albeit moldy and water-damaged and put up for sale.
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Did You Know...
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- ... that Chris spends a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
- ... that YouTuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going?
- ... and that Chris [DMed him] after seeing the series?
- ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
- ... that Chris really cannot dance?
- ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
- ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
- ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
- ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
- ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
- ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
- ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
- ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?
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Da Update
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It is currently April 2024. It has been...
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25 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
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We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
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