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| style="color:#000;" |LOOK, money is BAD right now; As much as I hate to say, I am still Partially Human and need FOOD to survive! As well as my mother and our Pets - the need is DIRE!
 
BZZZT! This is Magi-Chan Sonichu AND Mewtwo - please help our wife with Great Haste!
 
              -chris, using fictional characters to gain sympathy
 
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Revision as of 13:59, 17 October 2018

Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 2,611 articles...and counting!
*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

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Da Update

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For current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.

Quote of the Now

LOOK, money is BAD right now; As much as I hate to say, I am still Partially Human and need FOOD to survive! As well as my mother and our Pets - the need is DIRE!

BZZZT! This is Magi-Chan Sonichu AND Mewtwo - please help our wife with Great Haste!

              -chris, using fictional characters to gain sympathy

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
175
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,015 days

239
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,659 days

5,319
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,319 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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Wild Sonichu is a Sonichu and supposed leader of the Chaotic Combo (although he still answers to Chris in any of his Mary Sue incarnations) who formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu. Like all of Chris's male characters, he is essentially a bland puppet whose strings are usually limp except for when Chris wants to project his masculine fantasies onto him.

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This Day in Christory

You know you want to.

Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris's first ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.

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Did You Know

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now