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Chris claims if he gets enough money, he'll visit Megan, only to immediately cancel only a few minutes after, discovering she has a gun.


For current updates about Chris, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].
For current updates about Chris, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].

Revision as of 14:10, 17 October 2018

Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 2,608 articles...and counting!
*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

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Da Update

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Chris claims if he gets enough money, he'll visit Megan, only to immediately cancel only a few minutes after, discovering she has a gun.

For current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.

Quote of the Now

LOOK, money is BAD right now; As much as I hate to say, I am still Partially Human and need FOOD to survive! As well as my mother and our Pets - the need is DIRE!

BZZZT! This is Magi-Chan Sonichu AND Mewtwo - please help our wife with Great Haste!

              -chris, using fictional characters to gain sympathy

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
154
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 993 days

218
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,638 days

5,298
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,298 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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Angelica is a Rosechu, and a member of the Chaotic Combo that formed from eggs released by the Chaotic Rainbow. She is a Flying/Electric type. Despite the fact that she was hatched in 2004, Chris insists that she is over 18 so that he is not considered a pedofork for his pictures of Angelica mass debating.

Angelica was brought up in a strict Catholic convent, with nuns being the only family she ever knew. Her painfully bleak upbringing clashes with her apparently insatiable sexual appetites. The fierce repression of her youth, in the cold surroundings of the brutal convent, led to her later rebellion which tragically took the form of her indoctrination into the Chaotic Combo. She went from diligently worshiping Jesus to being nothing but a masturbatory aid for her demented creator, another lobotomized beast rattling around in the bird-cage of Chris's mind.

Like other Rosechus, she has no discernible personality whatsoever, aside from a verbal tic ("Lord") that Chris claims is indicative of a pious Catholic personality. Chris calls Angelica a "peacemaker", which is curious because the folks of CWCville normally don't end up in any kind of quarrels; when they do, Angelica is seemingly powerless to prevent it or offer any other form of assistance.

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This Day in Christory

fuck the pain away

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads his second music video for Ivy, featuring the song "Lovin' You".

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Also, in 2010, Chris uploads a video where he rages about abstinence.

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Did You Know

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now