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Welcome to the CWCki!

The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,612 articles...and counting!

*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update
For current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.

Quote of the Now

“

Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

”

BABSCon in an email to Chris.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

182

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,021 days

246

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,666 days

5,326

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,326 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Chris has numerous imaginary family members that exist only in C-197, while Chris has put some real-life counterparts into his imaginary world, this article covers those who have been made up entirely by Chris. This page will not cover Sonichu or the Chaotic combo since they already have their own pages and while Sonichu does refer to Chris as "father" or "mama", this is more along the lines of Chris being his benevolent creator rather than an actual family. Like most, if not all of Chris's original characters; pretty much all of them exist purely to worship him or to give him extra powers in the comic.

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Did You Know

... that Chris spends a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
... that YouTuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going?
- ... and that Chris [DMed him] after seeing the series?
... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
... that Chris really cannot dance?
... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
- ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
- ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
- ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 1999, The domain for CWC's Pokésite 1 in the pokemon community is reserved, by someone going by the name Starplayer, for use by Chris.

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Picture of the Now

Video of the Now

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