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Welcome to the CWCki!

The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,611 articles...and counting!

*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update
For current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now

“

Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

”

BABSCon in an email to Chris.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

173

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,012 days

237

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,657 days

5,317

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,317 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Wild Sonichu is a Sonichu and supposed leader of the Chaotic Combo (although he still answers to Chris in any of his Mary Sue incarnations) who formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu. Like all of Chris's male characters, he is essentially a bland puppet whose strings are usually limp except for when Chris wants to project his masculine fantasies onto him.

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Did You Know

... that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a second album?
- ... and that Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls serves as the spiritual successor to that band?
- ... and that Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps is another spiritual successor to that band?
... that Chris used to be a massive Homophobe?
- ... and that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community?
... that Chris is a fan of OneyPlays, and was amused by their impersonation of him?
... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life pretending to be possessed by Sonichu?
... that Ivy got Chris to watch The End of Evangelion?
... that Chris purged all the comments from his Flipnotes, except a poem from a random girl which praised him?
... that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"?
... that BABSCon staff framed and displayed Chris's futile attempts for them to allow Chris to attend the event?

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, pictures of Chis wearing diapers, video of Chris speaking himself, a video of Chris in his shower, and a video of Chris drinking his own Navy are leaked onto the internet by Clyde Cash.

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Picture of the Now

Video of the Now

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