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Revision as of 13:20, 6 December 2018

Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 2,608 articles...and counting!
*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

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Da Update

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For current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.

Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now

Just ignore the porn. I have, and I don't need to acknowledge it. I do not need any of what some call "Bitches". I feel sorry for the lot of individuals that needlessly obsess over pornography. I have learned from observation and personal experience. And there was no "Barbussy" at all, ever. That never ever happened. All of you, Soul Search for yourselves and Soulfully Develop and Grow Up.
Chris apparently doesn't need bitches anymore.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
154
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 993 days

218
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,638 days

5,298
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,298 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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Angelica is a Rosechu, and a member of the Chaotic Combo that formed from eggs released by the Chaotic Rainbow. She is a Flying/Electric type. Despite the fact that she was hatched in 2004, Chris insists that she is over 18 so that he is not considered a pedofork for his pictures of Angelica mass debating.

Angelica was brought up in a strict Catholic convent, with nuns being the only family she ever knew. Her painfully bleak upbringing clashes with her apparently insatiable sexual appetites. The fierce repression of her youth, in the cold surroundings of the brutal convent, led to her later rebellion which tragically took the form of her indoctrination into the Chaotic Combo. She went from diligently worshiping Jesus to being nothing but a masturbatory aid for her demented creator, another lobotomized beast rattling around in the bird-cage of Chris's mind.

Like other Rosechus, she has no discernible personality whatsoever, aside from a verbal tic ("Lord") that Chris claims is indicative of a pious Catholic personality. Chris calls Angelica a "peacemaker", which is curious because the folks of CWCville normally don't end up in any kind of quarrels; when they do, Angelica is seemingly powerless to prevent it or offer any other form of assistance.

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Did You Know

This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads his second music video for Ivy, featuring the song "Lovin' You".

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Also, in 2010, Chris uploads a video where he rages about abstinence.

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now