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* '''23 April 2019''': Chris begs on the Internet for the first time in over one-hundred days, wanting gas money for his car.
* '''23 April 2019''': Chris begs on the Internet for the first time in over 100 days, wanting gas money for his car.
* '''20 April 2019''': Google approves Chris’s listing of his house as the Sonichu Headquarters.
* '''20 April 2019''': Google approves Chris’s listing of his house as the Sonichu Headquarters.
* '''15 April 2019''': Chris is spotted at Target: later, he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire.
* '''15 April 2019''': Chris is spotted at Target: later, he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire.

Revision as of 11:51, 24 April 2019

Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 2,608 articles...and counting!
*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

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Da Update

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For a list of updates from this month, see April 2019.

For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.
  • 23 April 2019: Chris begs on the Internet for the first time in over 100 days, wanting gas money for his car.
  • 20 April 2019: Google approves Chris’s listing of his house as the Sonichu Headquarters.
  • 15 April 2019: Chris is spotted at Target: later, he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire.
  • 12 April 2019: The Captcha service for the CWCki returns! Da update is also back.

Quote of the Now

Just ignore the porn. I have, and I don't need to acknowledge it. I do not need any of what some call "Bitches". I feel sorry for the lot of individuals that needlessly obsess over pornography. I have learned from observation and personal experience. And there was no "Barbussy" at all, ever. That never ever happened. All of you, Soul Search for yourselves and Soulfully Develop and Grow Up.
Chris apparently doesn't need bitches anymore.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
155
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 994 days

219
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,639 days

5,299
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,299 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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Blake, originally called Black Sonichu (and occasionally Blachu; born 22 March 1999, is a Sonichu, and was once the arch-nemesis of Sonichu. He is also, inexplicably, Bubbles Rosechu's boyfriend (and later husband outside of the comic canon, with whom he has a child). However, for some reason, Blake and Bubbles decided to hide it from all of their friends, not knowing that their friends already knew about the relationship. He rips off three characters: Shadow the Hedgehog, Pikachu and Mewtwo.

Despite effectively being yet another recolor of Sonichu, Blake is not part of the Chaotic Combo due to being a clone of Sonichu Prime. He does heavily associate with him after he stops being a villain, in spite of this.

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Did You Know

This Day in Christory

yep

Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris is trolled IRL by a girl named Hanna at Fashion Square Mall.

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In 2009, Chris sings the farting song.

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now