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Welcome to the CWCki!

The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

We currently have 2,611 articles...and counting!

Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

173

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,012 days

237

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,657 days

5,317

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,317 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Wild Sonichu is a Sonichu and supposed leader of the Chaotic Combo (although he still answers to Chris in any of his Mary Sue incarnations) who formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu. Like all of Chris's male characters, he is essentially a bland puppet whose strings are usually limp except for when Chris wants to project his masculine fantasies onto him.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, pictures of Chis wearing diapers, video of Chris speaking himself, a video of Chris in his shower, and a video of Chris drinking his own Navy are leaked onto the internet by Clyde Cash.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris was accused by trolls of killing BILLY MAYS because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?
... that the Dimensional Merge will bring fictional characters and imaginary friends into reality?
- ... and that the new dimension will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
... that Chris is as wild as a serial raper?
- ... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
- ... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
... that the trolls may have hired a skywriter?
... that Chris believes that CWCville is real?
... that Chris, in his own words, buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?"
... that Chris once tried to get a MLP fandom voice actor to unblock him on Twitter by gifting a toy and a drawing?

Quote of the Now

“

Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

”

BABSCon in an email to Chris.

Da Update

It is currently April 2024. It has been...

22

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

14 April - After over three weeks, Chris returns to Twitter to complain over leaked chats.
13 April - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Pray High Valyrian.
5 April - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Silakka Apajalla.
31 March - OfficialCWCmart starts selling official Sonichu "amiibos".
25 March
- Chris is spotted in a parking lot near Target in Lynchburg, VA.
- Chris accidentally presses the livestream button trying to record another song for the AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan series. Twice.
24 March - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Yo Ya.
23 March - Chris is spotted with Flutter at TJ Maxx.

Recently Uncovered Info

11 April - Cults3D from January 2024
31 March - Chris's conversation with BABSCon staff from 8 March 2024
11 March - The Knights of CWC chats from July 2021
4 March - Tinyhorse1942 Twitter profile from March 2021
8 February - Genderbent Dimension from October 2020
20 January - Possession Roleplay from January 2020
13 January - Blood Pressure Spikes from September 2020

CWCki News

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